January 26, 2007, - 2:51 pm

Justice Bader Ginsburg Says She’s Lonely as Only Chick on Court

By Debbie Schlussel
Since Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg told USA Today she’s so lonely as the only woman on the Supreme Court, I have a few suggestions for her:
1) Resign;
2) Join the Oprah Book Club;
3) Go to the salon once in a while (lots of women there);
4) Go to a strip club (many women there, too); or
5) Wake Up!


One question: Since she’s married, what does her husband think about her public comments that she is lonely?

I’m So Lonely

From “Team America,” Kim Jong-Il Sings the Bader Ginsburg Theme Song: “I’m So Ronery” . . .

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9 Responses

That’s a RIOT! KJ and Ruth must get their frames from the same shop, too.

Jeremiah on January 26, 2007 at 3:31 pm

Well isn’t that just too damn bad!
Pay attention to your work and forget about exchanging hairnets and broomsticks.

Thee_Bruno on January 26, 2007 at 3:40 pm

She can catch up with her correspondence with her friends in the ACLU. I feel sorry for her husband, but he doesn’t have to worry, no one is going to cheat with her!

Burt on January 26, 2007 at 4:41 pm

in her spare time she could donate some free time to students that are to become dentist, have anyone seen her smile lately some new veneer could turn her into the new woman

PNAMARBLE on January 26, 2007 at 7:04 pm

It must be really rough when the court goes out for a brew on Friday after work and you have to powder your nose all by yourself.

Happiness Pursuer on January 27, 2007 at 12:38 am

You know, you really have to wonder, now—what exactly went on between her and Sandra Day O’Connor. Were things that really different when Sandy was around?
What—did the two Gals have wild parties and Chippendales?
Sandy was her Muse and Bader-Ginsburg is just feeling wistful for the good ‘ol days!

glamchild on January 27, 2007 at 7:25 pm

What an Insult to men in general.
Is is she so biased against the males that sit on that court that she cannot relate to men.
I guess when you look like the old woman in the shoe….

ScottyDog on January 27, 2007 at 8:26 pm

I like your first sugestion: Get Ruthie Badgaitor Stinkberg of the bentch she has been stenching on during her years at the Supreme Court. She won’t go to a salon. She is naturally ugly like most political figures are,exspecially in the helm of the judiciary system. She won’t have much of a flying chance of fitting into a strip club either. And btw, its Injustice Ruth Bader Ginsberg.

Jew Chick on January 28, 2007 at 8:10 pm

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