February 1, 2007, - 3:24 pm

BimboLand: Not Exactly an Ideal Endorsement for Hillary

By Debbie Schlussel
The first ex-Donald Trump mistress, second ex-Mrs. Donald Trump, and gazillionth ex-Miss Hawaiian Tropic–Marla Maples–has endorsed Hillary Clinton and urged her friends to help the should have been ex-Bill Clinton in her Presidential Campaign.
From the New York Post/Page Six:

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Ex-Trump Mistress, Wife Marla Maples Endorses Hillary for Prez

MARLA Maples has discovered politics. The second Mrs. Donald Trump sent a mass e-mail to pals urging them to help Hillary Clinton’s presidential run. “Hello my sweet friends . . . I really have enjoyed the time I have spent with Hillary. She is very clear, very focused, and I feel we will at last have a voice and be received with a welcoming and open ear,” Maples gushes. The onetime Miss Hawaiian Tropic, now an adherent of kabbalah, closes her note with a weighty quote from Winston Churchill: “You make a living by what you get, but you make a life by what you give.”

And Hillary’s giving us a headache.
Somehow, I doubt the late Churchill is pleased to be quoted by this aging bimbo in support of an aging shrew’s plot to become leaderette of the free world and make it less free. After all, wasn’t Sir Winston the one who once replied, “If I were your husband I would drink it,” to the woman who said, “If I were your wife, I’d poison your drink”? (Not the exact words–I’m paraphrasing here.)
You can just hear someone–so many someones–saying the same to Hillary.

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If I Were Your Husband, I Would Drink It.”

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14 Responses

“..and I feel we will at last have a voice and be received with a welcoming and open ear,” Maples gushes.”
Who is “we”? She’s speaking for women? Pretty funny coming from a homewrecker known only for being Trump’s easy trick.
But, this really is good news because the lefty weirdos are about to come out of the closet and remind the sane part of the country why we loathe the lefty pinkos like Hillary Rotten Clintoon.

Jeff_W on February 1, 2007 at 3:55 pm

WE WILL AT LAST HAVE A VOICE – Good Lord, that’s all we have had from the shrill Leftie Feminists – incessant prattering and whining for the last 30 years. Running men, women, and THE CHILDREN into the ground hardly qualifies as a success, but definitely an achievement. Where are the Jeanne Kirkpatricks, Maggie Thatchers, and Golda Meirs? Who am I leaving out? The current crop of female Prime Ministers around the world are nothing but glorified bureaucrats pushing the socialist agenda. What a sham. I am thinking very hard about starting a serious Anti-Suffrage movement for morons such as Maples and Mrs. Warren Beatty and those who get all gooey over Ms. Rodham.

Sioux on February 1, 2007 at 4:42 pm

isnt marla living in a trailer now after she spent the donalds money, next there will be a sex she will promoted to get in the headlines

PNAMARBLE on February 1, 2007 at 4:48 pm

I don’t think Ms. Maples is the stupid one. She got exactly what she wanted out of her relationship with Trump. It’s Trump who should have his head examined for divorcing the only woman (Ivana) who probably ever loved him.

LoveAManInAUniform on February 1, 2007 at 4:56 pm

Typical. There will be more ‘batty endorsements, of course. I recall that three of Wes Clark’s highest-profile endorsements came from: Madonna (another kabbalah-dabbler), Michael Moore, and George McGovern.
I’m interested in how the more heavy-hitting Hollywood players try to move & shake her campaign, too.

Jeremiah on February 1, 2007 at 5:21 pm

I better not post any blonde jokes…
I FIND BLONDE JOKES FUNNY. REMEMBER, I’M NOT DUMB ‘CUZ I’M NOT REALLY BLONDE.
DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL

Dr.Dale on February 1, 2007 at 5:47 pm

Do the same New Yorkers who elected Hilary find “the Donald” interesting? Who are these people?

code7 on February 1, 2007 at 7:52 pm

Debbie,
Thank you for using this picture of Hillary. It shows her in all her glory. Please use it, I like it almost as much as the illegal crotch-grabbing picture.

CarpeDiem on February 1, 2007 at 8:33 pm

If she becomes president, we will all need that drink.

jeebie on February 1, 2007 at 9:02 pm

I’ll set up the kool-aid for you guys!

Norman Blitzer on February 1, 2007 at 9:37 pm

Kool aid, mmmmmmm! Grape flavor I hope!

WillPower on February 2, 2007 at 12:34 am

LMFAO! Where did you get that pic of Hitlery?
She looks just like Quasimoto. Look for her to be swinging around the bell tower of Washington National Cathedral soon.

Thee_Bruno on February 2, 2007 at 9:25 am

Debbie,
The Churchill quote you cite was a zinger he delivered to Lady Astor, a notorious anti-Semite and Nazi sympathizer.

ibn Abu on February 2, 2007 at 9:26 am

The Correct qoute from Sir Winston and Lady Astor is:
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. –Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.– His reply

RCleveland on February 2, 2007 at 3:35 pm

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