October 16, 2007, - 6:56 pm

Forget Illegal Aliens – Rudy Giuliani Prepared For Outer Space Aliens

By Debbie Schlussel
Whenever the tabloid “Weekly World News” would feature a cover photo of any Presidential candidate “shaking hands with” an illegal alien, my Dad would buy it and post it in his office. His favorite was Hillary and Bill with the alien. Now, though, photoshopping may not be necessary to get a story about how the candidates would deal with that all-important national security issue (hey Media Matters Nazis, before you issue a report, I’m joking).
A kid asked Rudy Giuliani what his plan of attack is against extraterrestrial aliens, should they choose to attack. Here’s Rudy’s video response to that question about national, er . . . galactic security. It’s actually a cute and funny exchange.

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So long as he doesn’t go the route of President Jack Nicholson in “Mars Attacks.” That seems to be our exact road with the Islamic world.

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5 Responses

HEY RUDY YOU NEED TO CONTACT RILEY MARTIN, LIVE AT MIDNIGHT ON HOWARD 101

PNAMARBLE on October 16, 2007 at 7:55 pm

Rudy’s a cross dressing polygamist who needs more than 9/11 for political prominence.

Bill Petty on October 17, 2007 at 7:46 am

I know Rudy didn’t want to scare the kid, but the truth is that if we get “visited”, we probably won’t have many options. After all, if the visitors have the technology to get here, then they likely could do pretty much as they please. I doubt we’ll be saved by a drunken pilot(like in movie Independence Day).
We could offer them the Hildebeast as a living sacrifice, but once they get to know her they’ll almost certainly want to exterminate us then.

Southernops on October 17, 2007 at 11:05 am

A) Muslims are from another planet. Planet medieval killers who live in black sheets – and B) He said “we’ll be ready for anything” —-Hear that Muslims????? Voting for that Hildebeast (good one Southernops) as Prez is like committing suicide – I can’t believe they can’t even put up a normal person as a candidate. Instead, they put up an old schoool 60′s freaky liberal neo-communist.

CarpeDiem on October 18, 2007 at 1:50 am

Can’t take credit for “the Hildebeast”…I saw it somewhere else…maybe here.
I just noticed her mug right above Deb’s blogroll…Yikes! The aliens are already here. We’re toast.

Southernops on October 18, 2007 at 6:33 am

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