December 17, 2010, - 3:13 pm
Hey, maybe John Mor(t)on and Suzie “Stripper Pole” Barr–the two dolts running Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE)–can make Aerosmith’s “Dude Looks Like a Lady” the agency’s official song.
ICE: We Turn “Undocumented Workers” Into RuPaul
Because there’s such an excess of money for the federal government to waste and nothing to spend it on, why not pay for illegal aliens to get the same ugliness Chastity, er . . . Chaz Bono has, right? Moron and Stripper Pole Suzie’s ICE prescribed a “transgendered” illegal alien, Jose a/k/a “Krystal,” sex hormones, including Premarin. Incredible.
Jose Centeno is proof. He just became a U.S. citizen, but in 2009, Immigrations and Customs Enforcement detained him after investigating his immigration status and visa because of a previous felony drug conviction. ICE prescribed him sex hormones while he was locked up, because Centeno said it was medically necessary.
“I’m transgender so I am taking female hormones,” he said. “It’s not a choice, I was born, and I already knew I was born, in the wrong body, so it wasn’t a choice — I need those meds/hormone therapy to be who I am, but it’s not a choice.”
Centeno is now known as Krystal. He appeared to be a woman when he was detained by immigration, and he still does. He has never had surgery to alter his gender and doesn’t plan to, but his daily dose of the female hormone Premarin helps him appear like a woman.
“The first thing you see is the growth of facial hair — it slows down, it doesn’t grow as fast as normal for a male,” Centeno said. “Of course with your breasts growing, your mind starts changing.”
That change comes at a price. Ultimately, tax money paid for the convicted felon — who wasn’t a U.S. citizen — to maintain his appearance as a woman. . . .
ICE said it does not track transgendered detainees who are receiving hormone therapy, so they can’t say how much money they’ve spent. But ICE did say that since 2006 it’s aware of 45 transgendered detainees who’ve been prescribed hormones.
Dr. Louis Rodriguez, an endocrinologist, said he commonly treats transgendered people, and said that the prescription may not be necessary.
“Not unless a psychologist determines so, “ he said. “If they say, ‘This individual is going to commit suicide, if they don’t get hormones,’ if a psych tells me this — as an endocrinologist, I will prescribe it.” . . .
ICE officials say they are currently writing a policy for transgendered people in detention.
Can’t wait to read that bit of dry humor . . . or in this case dry humor on ICE.
I would support this idea of drugs to turn men into women . . . if we could forcibly prescribe it to every illegal named Mohammed and Ahmed.
Come to think of it, ICE chief John Moron Morton could use some male hormones. And Suzie Barr–the one who’s really running ICE for Man-et Napolitano–could use some female ones.
ICE . . . We Fulfill Illegal Aliens’ RuPaulian Dreams.
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