January 18, 2011, - 4:39 pm
Her syndicated afternoon TV show just cannot end soon enough. Today on “Oprah,” the “queen of daytime talk” is in Australia. And to share with you the highlights of Australia, Oprah and her wife Gayle King showed us footage of a koala bear trying to have sex with another koala bear. It was pretty obvious as the one koala bear is basically on top of the other. Then, to make matters worse, Oprah and Gayle shouted to the camera:
We just saw koala penis! His penis is out! His penis is out!
Oprah Wants the World To Know She’s Finally Seen a Penis
(Oprah artwork by Six Meat Buffet/Preston Taylor Holmes)
Like how old are these women? Post-middle age . . . or pre-middle school? On the other hand, it’s probably the first and only time Oprah has been able to honestly utter the second part of this mantra since she got pregnant at age 14. And this is, after all, the same filthy woman who said every mother of a ten-year-old girl should buy her a vibrator.
Regardless, you stay classy, Oprah. It’s high quality TV like this that makes America great, right?
And to think this woman said Jerry Springer was destroying daytime TV. At least Springer is honest about what he does.
Pot. Kettle. Black. Oprah. Springer. Yet another reason why I was moved years ago to buy the domain name OprahSucks.com.
BTW, this particular episode of Oprah is sponsored by Chevrolet, which makes a product plug on the show. Gee, I wonder how Government Motors feels about this . . . Koala Penis, Brought to You By Chevrolet.
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