January 20, 2011, - 1:56 pm
As longtime readers know, I despise actor Mark Wahlberg, a low-life thug who tried to murder a Vietnamese immigrant for a case of beer and succeeded in taking out the immigrant’s eye with a meat hook. This scumbag, now living the “life of Riley,” never made it up to this man, never remunerated him for what he took. Hollywood is littered with far better men who populate the waiter/actor profession because they don’t get the acting roles and paychecks of gazillionaire Wahlberg . . . and they never attacked a poor man with a meat hook.
Mark Wahlberg: Captain of the All-American Pot-Smokin’ Dads Team
Now, Wahlberg, a father of four, is telling the world why and when he decided to stop being a pothead. And, no, it wasn’t when he became a father or even upon the birth of his fourth child. That would be too mature for this schmuck. And it just didn’t occur to him that becoming a father–four times–means it’s time to grow up. Listen to this “decision of mature parenting” . . .
One day, we were driving and you could smell it from somewhere. My daughter asked what the smell was so I told her it was a skunk. Then she said, ‘Sometimes Daddy smells like that!’ to me and my wife. So I knew I had to quit.
Whatta guy. Like I said, neither the news that his wife (then his girlfriend, since he didn’t marry the woman ’til after all four kids were born–classy dude) was pregnant with children numbers one through four, nor the birth of any of these kids was enough to make this jerk think, “Hmmm, I’m going to be a father” or “I’m a father, now, and I’d better quit smoking marijuana.”
Yup, that’s Hollywood. The same people who lecture the rest of America on how we should live are too drugged up to realize the basics of how real human beings live.
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