January 21, 2011, - 1:16 pm

HILARIOUS VIDEO: Criminal Dummy Texting; What Could Go Wrong?

By Debbie Schlussel

This woman and her husband are everything that’s soooo wrong about America. There’s really no comment necessary for this, other than to mention the background story that the woman in question, Cathy Cruz Marrero, has a criminal rap sheet, including theft, hit-and-run, and recent charges that she fraudulently used co-workers’ credit cards.  So, now, authorities believe she and her hubby plotted to do this for the lawsuit moolah.  She’s hired a lawyer and is claiming emotional distress over the video. Cha-ching . . . and splash.  You gotta watch the whole thing.  The pay-off is Marrero with her wimp of a hubby.  We know who wears the (soaked) pants in that marriage.

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14 Responses

Yeah, what a dummy! She was probably texting that she had just burned another $1,000 on her co-workers credit card that she had stolen. She is facing charges…

Agenda? Get some sort of settlement so she can hire a criminal defense attorney.

IDIOT! THIEF! That should be embarrassing enough to shut her up, but she is of a certain persuasion.

As goes Israel, so goes the World... on January 21, 2011 at 1:19 pm

    PS She is a con. But what was even MORE disturbing was her call to her husband. It went like this “Daddy, you’ll never guess what happened…”

    Yes, she calls her husband “Daddy” SICK!

    As goes Israel, so goes the World... on January 21, 2011 at 1:20 pm

OMG. What a pair of publicity hungry idiots!

Laura on January 21, 2011 at 1:44 pm

I know it’s racist to ask but the first thing that came to mind (perhaps to others as well) was, are they here illegally? I know they are democrats, but are they documented democrats?

J'Kel on January 21, 2011 at 1:57 pm

    WHY is that racist? This is Mexifornia. You’d be shocked at how many stupid Mexicans (legal and illegal) are roaming our streets, driving drunk, and driving unlicensed and uninsured.

    It makes YOU change YOUR driving habits, hoping to stay alive…

    As goes Israel, so goes the World... on January 21, 2011 at 2:03 pm

Lol. Their legality was the furthest thing from my mind. This clip speaks for itself.

FactsRule on January 21, 2011 at 2:36 pm

This skank is the epitome of stupid. Unbeleivable.

Keith in Seattle on January 21, 2011 at 3:54 pm

Looking closer at the video you can see she has to lift her left leg waaay up to tumble into the water OVER THE wall. Total b.s. She couldn’t even fake cry the right way. Total set up for the money. Watch there will be a trend of filling in these types of fountains now that this dumb bitch did this and wants her lawsuit money. Like how now you cant use the bathroom in most small businesses now because of the frivilous lawsuits over bathrooms not being clean enough or up to some code. I hate stuff like this.

samurai on January 21, 2011 at 9:44 pm

    My husband said the same thing… I did not notice the leg lift the first time, but she definitely lifted that leg. My husband said if she truly “fell” she would have lost her balance and fell backward, or worse yet, knocked her head up against the wall of the fountain. He thought maybe she was trying to get into AFV, or looking for a law suit.

    sharon on January 21, 2011 at 11:33 pm

As someone who has biffed it in public a couple of times, I can certainly feel for her. I am a clutz, so I would never text while walking because it simply is not safe and would probably end up worse than her fiasco. The fact is, there really is nothing funnier than watching someone fall. You never want to see someone get hurt, but I have had some of my greatest laughter at the expense of someone’s fall. She just needs to chill out and learn to laugh at herself.

sharon on January 21, 2011 at 11:29 pm

Just wait.This insanity will continue because the courts instead of throwing this case out will let it continue until a settlement is reached. If this was an Obama eligibility case it would have been thrown into the garbage.

Jerry on January 22, 2011 at 9:03 am

Oh my I know she’s so embarassed. Gots to be more careful.

MsTrendy on January 22, 2011 at 12:27 pm

Why doesn’t she sue the person she was texting to? I think the shopping mall security people can’t influence the fact that some people don’t watch where they step.

Jay Banks on January 22, 2011 at 5:21 pm

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