January 31, 2011, - 5:00 pm

Best News Story of the Day: Muslim Darwin Award Winner

By Debbie Schlussel

The best news story of the day is not the Florida federal judge–Judge Roger Vinson–overturning Obamacare.  I guarantee you the liberal Supremes will reverse him once this gets to the highest court in the land, if he’s not reversed at the Federal Court of Appeals.  He’s a brave judge, but many are gutless and back Obama.  No, that’s not the best news story.

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And, while this technically didn’t happen today, it’s still the best news story reported in the last several days, an Islamic terrorist accidentally blowing himself up . . . which you can see a lot of in “Four Lions” (read my review). Call it, “Al-Epic Fail.”

A “Black Widow” suicide bomber planned a terrorist attack in central Moscow on New Year’s Eve but was killed when an unexpected text message set off her bomb too early, according to Russian security sources.

The unnamed woman, who is thought to be part of the same group that struck Moscow’s Domodedovo airport on Monday, intended to detonate a suicide belt near Red Square on New Year’s Eve in an attack that could have killed hundreds.

Security sources believe a message from her mobile phone operator wishing her a happy new year received just hours before the planned attack triggered her suicide belt, killing her at a safe house.

Islamist terrorists in Russia often use mobile phones as detonators. The bomber’s handler, who is usually watching their charge, sends the bomber a text message in order to set off his or her explosive belt at the moment when it is thought they can inflict maximum casualties.

The dead woman has not been identified, but her husband is apparently serving time in jail for being a member of a radical Islamist terror group.

Love this. Reader John:

Moment of silence pondering the fate of this Child of Allah

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Reader Anthony:

My favorite news article of the week!

I wish we could have video of this with Kool & the Gang’s “Celebration” as background music. Or how about some sarcasm with Tina Turner’s “Simply the Best?”

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23 Responses

Wow, Debbie. You just discovered this?

This information has been on thereligionofpeace.com for a number of days.

But, of course, I love it when Islamic would-be terrorists kill themselves (and not others). The underwear bomber burned his crotch, remember?

AL-EPIC FAIL, indeed.

Mike on January 31, 2011 at 5:19 pm

Great Find!!!!!!!!

Just Me on January 31, 2011 at 5:58 pm

Hahahahaha, splodey-dope!

Michelle on January 31, 2011 at 6:20 pm

Hmmm…this sounds familiar…

http://wonkette.com/436525/lame-old-white-guy-terrorist-tries-to-blow-up-detroit-mosque

idk on January 31, 2011 at 6:41 pm

A dead jihadette can be good news…. I wonder if female Islamic homocide bombers get 72 young men in paradise?

Oh well – at least it was her and not the infidels she had planned to mass murder!

Its the best news of the day, alright!

NormanF on January 31, 2011 at 6:51 pm

Do the females get 72 virgins? If so, she is a dirty whore

Bastard on January 31, 2011 at 6:54 pm

The whole thing of a handler setting off the bomb belt remotely with a phone call speaks volumes. These people are going to martyr themselves in the name of their god, but cannot be trusted to do it at the best time. have they no faith in god?

Terry Gibbs on January 31, 2011 at 7:19 pm

Liberals on the Supreme Court?? What planet are you on?

Russ Davis on January 31, 2011 at 7:28 pm

    Ginsburg, Santamayor, Breyer, and Kagan are all liberals. Kennedy is a swing vote, and who knows what the liberals will do to hasten his departure. I do not trust this administration one bit.

    Jonathan Grant on January 31, 2011 at 8:35 pm

It’s commonly known as a ‘Workplace Accident’.

P. Aaron on January 31, 2011 at 8:03 pm

Now I see a good side of commercials via SMS being sent aprox. twice a day.
Then it would be up to carrier-pigeon to deliver SMS message to the detonator.

gr77 on January 31, 2011 at 8:03 pm

No, what’s funny is the guy who was found near a mosque in Dearbornistan with a trunk full of fireworks. The media went off blaming the right, etc. But, now it is revealed that he claims to be a convert to islam and he threatened to kill Bush, etc. And Debbie – why is the article in the Detroit News citing the “Council of American-Islamic Relations, Michigan Chapter” when I thought you owned that name? http://www.detnews.com/article/20110131/METRO01/101310345/Plot-to-blow-up-Dearborn-mosque-foiled-by-tip-to-police

arby on January 31, 2011 at 9:15 pm

Arby, your right about that man who wanted to blow up that mosque in Dearborn, MI, and the moronic left wingers in the media wanted to blame us conservatives for this, but the left wingers also learned that this guy is a left winger himself. Because he wanted to kill former president George W Bush Jr. when he was president for eight years.

Idk, we know that “Wonkette” is a left wing website, and I did some research on this website, and Debbie called the people on Wonkette out for putting up an anti-semitic article by trying to be funny by putting anti-semtic jokes about Rudolph Guiliani (who’s a Catholic/Christian), til this day, Wonkette have cowardly backdowned from Debbie, because there wrong for doing that and their cowards as well.

“A nation is identified by it’s borders, language & culture!”

Sean R. on January 31, 2011 at 10:13 pm

Debbie these Muslim attacks on Moscow are poetic justice. Still it would be a shame if someone detonated a radioactive device In Moscow using material provided by Iran and their Russian technicians. While you are a hottie and no doubt way out of your favorite commenter’s league, I think the Russians are only marginally better than the people bombing them.

A1 on January 31, 2011 at 10:55 pm

    I care to disagree about that “justice” part.
    Russia have been fighting against jihadist looong before socialism was invented by Marx, and Russia has been quite succesfull in it.
    There is no “poetic justice”. Russians are simply acting harsh according to their experience gathered during a few hundred years of repeated wars on their asian borders.

    gr77 on February 1, 2011 at 11:38 am

You can tell what a deity is by the quality of its followers.
Allah needs a good dose of Thorazine and a padded cell.

Worry01 on January 31, 2011 at 11:25 pm

So, Farouk is watching and waiting for his charge to make it to just the right spot when his cell phone gets a happy new years message from let’s say Boost Mobile (“Where You At?”), and while he’s reading that…BOOM!!
Applause.

T. Y. on January 31, 2011 at 11:38 pm

This was awesome – the phone carrier texting her a happy new year message, and that way setting off her bomb. Making the carrier look almost like a villain in the movies ;-)

What’s that word again – allahdimullah or whatever? i.e. Praise be to Allah!

Infidel Pride on February 1, 2011 at 2:01 am

I love a story with a happy ending.

WilliamMunny on February 1, 2011 at 9:37 am

Perhaps cell phone providers could send out blank messages at random intervals……………

Tanstaafl on February 1, 2011 at 12:28 pm

P.Aaron – “Workplace Accident” – ROFL

That’s one way to thwart the jihadists: make them comply with OSHA standards.

CornCoLeo on February 1, 2011 at 3:19 pm

I guess this give a new meaning to SPAMMED!!

CaliforniaScreaming on February 1, 2011 at 6:27 pm

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