February 15, 2008, - 4:33 pm

Photo of the Day and Caption Contest

By Debbie Schlussel
While reading the paper recently, this photo just jumped out at me . . . for obvious reasons. Please post your best proposed captions in the comments section. Mine are below the pic.

hillaryicecream.jpg

Spring Training for Lewinsky-Fest ’08
Garbage in, Garbage Out
Eat Like Hillary, Get HillaryCare
Presidential Campaign Life is Like Ice Cream, You Never Know When It’s Gonna Melt
I did NOT Have Sex with That Ice Cream
The Ben & Jerry Presidential Ticket is Losing
A Triple Scoop of Whitewater Crunch, Vast Rocky Road Conspiracy & Travelgate Fudge
Chelsea’s Pimp Takes An Ice Cream Break

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30 Responses

Photo caption:
“Damn! I wonder what the Hell this is I’m eating?”
Or:
“Sure doesn’t taste like ice cream . . .”

theendisnear on February 15, 2008 at 4:45 pm

Closest anything with nuts have been to this face!

gregoryp on February 15, 2008 at 5:01 pm

It won’t melt if I keep it close to my heart!

gregoryp on February 15, 2008 at 5:27 pm

“First the funnel cake, then the hot dog, then the corn dog, then the hoagie, then the cotton candy, then the fried crawfish sandwich, then the chowder, now the ice cream cone. I hope that the next vendor has Tums!”
chsw

chsw on February 15, 2008 at 5:42 pm

This is gonna go straight to my thighs…oh, Hell, that’s why I wear pantsuits!

JAT on February 15, 2008 at 5:54 pm

The “CANKLES” Diet

freefromice on February 15, 2008 at 6:08 pm

Damn. This is good! I am surprised we let the peasants have this stuff.

Pat on February 15, 2008 at 6:19 pm

i can haz eyeze kreem?

darkpixel on February 15, 2008 at 7:04 pm

Don’t be surprised if the photographer comes up missing or commits “suicide” – he managed to snap a picture with the camera’s “babushka” filter turned off.

CornCoLeo on February 15, 2008 at 7:26 pm

A lot of hot air goes out..Cold garbage in.

ArloRay on February 15, 2008 at 8:21 pm

There was a saying from the ’70s:
“Hillary Bites the Big One”

LocalLawman on February 15, 2008 at 11:54 pm

‘Sloppy seconds’

lonewolf on February 16, 2008 at 12:40 am

It’s true what they say.
You conservatives just aren’t funny. You just don’t have a sense of humor.
Stick to what you do best, guys – hurling abuse at people

No Pasaran! on February 16, 2008 at 10:38 am

“Been a while since my mouth’s been opened like this.”
Hey no Pasaran:
Como chingas tu!

1shot1kill on February 16, 2008 at 12:45 pm

Conservatives have no sense of humor? Ever heard of a guy by the name of DREW CAREY?? Based upon your faulty premise, I suppose you think Margaret Cho is funny.

spiffo on February 16, 2008 at 2:31 pm

The Arab`s Church:
IF I AM MUSLIM AND I BELIEVE IN PROPHET MOHAMMED, PEACE BE UPON HIM AND I ALSO BELIEVE IN JESUS, PEACE BE UPON HIM, DO I HAVE TO GIVE UP MY ISLAMIC FAITH TO BE A MEMBER IN YOUR CHURCH?” SHE ANSWERED, “NO. WE HAVE MANY MUSLIM MEMBERS IN OUR CHURCH.” It is important to note that Muslims would not attend church.
I asked her, “Is that how Senator Barak Hussein Obama became a member?” There was silence.
http://pedestrianinfidel.blogspot.com/2008/02/about-that-african-supremacist-church.html

hutchrun on February 17, 2008 at 12:14 am

The definitive clue to that answer is to look at his name, his father’s name, and the names of all his ancestors on his father’s side. They are all Arabic.
Researching his roots reveal that on his father’s side, he is descended from Arab slave traders. They operated under an extended grant from Queen Victoria, who gave them the right to continue the slave trade in exchange for helping the British defeat the Madhi Army in southern Sudan and the Upper Nile region. Funny how circular is history; now the British again face the Madhi Army, albeit this time Shiite, not Sunni, as in nineteenth century Sudan.
But telling America’s black community that while their ancestors were breaking the shackles of slavery, Mr. Obama’s ancestors were placing those shackles upon their wrists would hardly play as an Oprah Winfrey best-seller.
http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2008/02/obama-arab-amer.html#comments

hutchrun on February 17, 2008 at 12:17 am

The Hildebeast bites the big one!

Southernops on February 17, 2008 at 9:02 am

Oops…local lawman beat me to that one…my apologies for the theft.

Southernops on February 17, 2008 at 9:07 am

Here are several captions to muse:
“Pigging out on the campaign”
” I scream, you scream, we all scream against I.C.E. Cream”
“Hillary’s cadidacy will be creamed”
“If you ice up your nominee, you will experience a brainfreeze”

American Sabrah on February 17, 2008 at 12:30 pm

It’s not getting any better is it?
You guys are making my point for me.
**
“Conservatives have no sense of humor? Ever heard of a guy by the name of DREW CAREY??”
Err, no sorry.
“Based upon your faulty premise, I suppose you think Margaret Cho is funny.”
Never heard of her either.

No Pasaran! on February 17, 2008 at 3:21 pm

Heah, Kid. Have you had one of these Constitution Cones? I eat ’em down to nothin. Kinda gets you in the mood for a good policy wonk–know what I mean?

John_Snow on February 17, 2008 at 3:53 pm

Hey No Pasaran!
In two words: LIGHTEN UP!!!!!!
Oh my, how thoughtless of me. I completely forgot that uptight socialists like you are not allowed to laugh, exspecially at conservative humor. Kinda goes against your protocol, doesn’t it? I could of sworn I saw you cracking a small smirk but I’ll keep that between you and me.

American Sabrah on February 17, 2008 at 6:49 pm

“Oh my, how thoughtless of me. I completely forgot that uptight socialists like you are not allowed to laugh, exspecially at conservative humor.”
I’m not uptight, I just laugh at stuff that’s funny.
And then there’s the pathetic stuff you guys come up with.
I think the reason conservatives aren’t funny is because they are completely incapable of nuanced thinking. It’s difficult to be funny when you see the world in simplistic, black/white terms.
Anyway, don’t just take my word for it. One of your own guys completely agrees with me.
[NP!: EVER SINCE THAT SITE KICKED ME OFF PER THE DEMAND OF GROVER NORQUIST AND ISLAMISTS, I WILL NOT GIVE THEM ANY TRAFFIC. THEREFORE, I’VE HAD TO REMOVE THAT LINK. SORRY. IN ANY EVENT, I MADE THE SAME POINT IN A PREVIOUS POST ON THIS SITE. DS]

No Pasaran! on February 18, 2008 at 5:16 am

That ice cream is going straight to her wide load butt. Sorry ladies but some of you are very vulnerable to milk products. Cheese really goes straight to yr ass for some genetics

dennisw on February 18, 2008 at 10:09 am

NP:
While I agree that most of these aren’t gut-busters, I fail to see how wit is the sole property of liberals. Nuanced thinking? PUHLEEZE! War=BAD! Peace=GOOD! Men=BAD! Women=GOOD! America=BAD! Any other nation=GOOD! Jews,Christians=BAD! Any other sick cult=GOOD!
The white race=BAD! Any other race=GOOD! Yep, that’s nuanced, all right…

spiffo on February 18, 2008 at 1:30 pm

“While I agree that most of these aren’t gut-busters, I fail to see how wit is the sole property of liberals. Nuanced thinking? PUHLEEZE! War=BAD! Peace=GOOD! Men=BAD! Women=GOOD! America=BAD! Any other nation=GOOD! Jews,Christians=BAD! Any other sick cult=GOOD!
The white race=BAD! Any other race=GOOD! Yep, that’s nuanced, all right…”
Well done spiffo, you’ve just made my point for me.
An overly simplistic, cliched, irony-free, (and of course, just plane wrong) analysis of what Leftists think.
And also you said….
“War=BAD! Peace=GOOD!”
As if that was a bad thing.
Priceless.

No Pasaran! on February 18, 2008 at 3:01 pm

“War=BAD! Peace=GOOD!” “as if that was a bad thing”
Priceless indeed!!!

spiffo on February 18, 2008 at 5:21 pm

“Sorry No Parasan, I didn’t think I pulled on it THAT hard.”

DocLiberty on February 18, 2008 at 9:16 pm

Ahhhh DocLiberty.
You still haven’t grown any brain cells I see.

No Pasaran! on February 19, 2008 at 3:12 am

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