March 16, 2011, - 5:51 pm
A couple of weeks ago, I wrote about how conservatives hypocritically either glamorize or ignore out-of-wedlock births in their ranks. But I forgot to include Ted Nugent. A few years ago–when I also wrote about Nugent’s multiple instances of draft-dodging (including getting a phony student deferment while he went on tour with his band)–I reported that Nugent fathered seven kids with five different women, only two of whom he married. But I was wrong. It’s now EIGHT KIDS with SIX different WOMEN on the Ted Nugent babydaddy scoreboard. Yet, conservatives, like his good friend Sean Hannity, continue to embrace this draft-dodging babydaddy.
BabyDaddy Ted Nugent w/ Ted Mann, 42, One of the Many Kids He Fathered & Abandoned
It’s hilarious to read Ted Nugent’s book, “Ted, White, and Blue: The Nugent Manifesto” which has a whole chapter lecturing Black America on “sexual ethics” and “sexual restraint,” and beseeches Black men to stop fathering children out of wedlock, telling them about the horrible results that happen to kids born without a dad. Um, Ted, POT. KETTLE. BLACK. (Or in this case, White.) And that’s not to mention, that Nugent even got the parents of a teen girl to sign her over to him as her legal guardian, so he could have sex with her, just like his friend Steven Tyler also did with a teen girl.
Yup, Nugent now gives NBA and NFL players some pretty stiff competition in the babydaddy, out-of-wedlock birth category. He recently discovered another one of several kids he gave up for adoption (other kids’ mothers have sued him for child support). Ted Mann, 42, was probably better off having a real (adoptive) dad in his life, instead of the creepy sperm donor, Ted Nugent, who helped conceive him.
“It’s all win, win, win, win, win, win, win,” the guitarist and gun freak said Tuesday.
“He’s joining the coolest family in the world … Plus I have more ammo than any dad.”
Uh-huh. The ammo Ted Nugent keeps confusing with real bullets has contributed to plenty of fatherless kids. Coolest family in the world? All win, win?
Again, this abandoned son of Ted Nugent won big-time by avoiding this arrogant, conceited, derelict has-been Rock Star draft dodger as his dad most of his life.
Wake up, conservatives. Ted Nugent is a scumbag. And a sleaze. Nothing more.
Tags: babydaddy, eight kids, sexual ethics, six women, Ted Mann, Ted Nugent, Ted White and Blue: The Nugent Manifesto