Comments on: Crank Up the Neil Diamond: TSA Finally Gets Its Priorities “Straight”

By: poetcomic1

poetcomic1 — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 13:38:25 +0000

I was reminded in that scene in Airplane II when the guards are searching an elderly couple while behind them terrorists tiptoe past with bazookas, crates of TNT and AK-47s. Same scene only with soft soothing lights and relaxing ‘spa music’.

By: Loser

Loser — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 16:32:55 +0000

If the TSA plays that video, Debbie, then the Islamofascists will definitely bomb the airport. They cannot tolerate music, and this music will make them–and everyone else–even more determined to blow up something.

By: veiledthreat

veiledthreat — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 12:21:02 +0000

Newly arriving prisoners at Auschwitz were greeted by orchestra music as they passed through the Arbeit Macht Frei gate gate after being registered in the
camp…
perhaps the TSA had “other” reasons to reject classical music

By: allat

allat — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 18:12:19 +0000

And plenty of SUBLIMINALS and Subsonics to soothe the Great Unwashed, so that they’ll be easy to handle.

By: screwThePCPolice

screwThePCPolice — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:48:56 +0000

I’d suggest Lieutenant Kije by Prokofiev. It is a satirical piece about an invented, fictional solider in Tsarist Russia that government staff invent stories about for the Tsar. It is much like our government who manufacture and disseminate lies, lies, and more lies.

By: chsw

chsw — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 21:54:03 +0000

Mood rings will now be part of the standard TSA uniform. Valium will now be part of the equipment kit.
The reason why Israeli security, while not foolproof, is a helluva lot better than TSA’s is that the Israelis look for the bomber while TSA looks for the bomb.
chsw

By: wolf2012

wolf2012 — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 21:14:54 +0000

Could they just please protect our asses when we board these frickin planes!
I guess that would be just too much to ask for.

By: robscottw

robscottw — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 20:07:31 +0000

They calm the cattle down too as they are led to slaughter. But what else would we expect by now from our gov’t.

By: ScottyDog

ScottyDog — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:31:20 +0000

More Insanity from the TSA.
This 40 Billion agency needs to be abolished.

By: JasonBourne81

JasonBourne81 — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:49:16 +0000

I opt for George Gershwin’s Rhapsody in Blue on repeat (joking). LOL.