May 29, 2008, - 3:18 pm
By Debbie Schlussel
Dear Readers, I owe you a huge apology.
Last night, I screened, “You Don’t Mess with the Zohan,” the Adam Sandler Mossad agent-turns-hairdresser movie I’ve been looking forward to and promoting on this site. I apologize to you for helping promote this sickening movie.
Although I’m prohibited from reviewing it until the movie’s release, next week, I can tell you that it’s one of the most embarrassing, disgusting, horrible movies I’ve ever seen. The trailer–which is a way better movie at 2 minutes of the only good jokes–is misleading. The actual movie is like a very bad SNL skit version of “Munich,” and that’s being nice to this garbage.
The movie was vile and disgusting in its crude and explicit sexual exploits and rehearses every anti-Israel stereotype you hear in Bin Laden, HAMAS, and Hezbo propaganda. What Hezbollah and HAMAS couldn’t do to Israel’s image, Adam Sandler has done in wide release in American movie theaters. Mazel Tov, Adam. If I were any of these groups, I’d make this same movie.
Like the “Sex and the City” movie, this one is obsessed with penises and naked butts (in this case, Adam Sandler’s penchant to exhibit his–or a body double’s).
I brought Muslim and Druze Lebanese friends who are pro-Israel to the movie, and they were disgusted, too. And embarrassed. And so was I.
And, as I predicted earlier this week, the message of the movie is that Jews and Islamic terrorists are all the same in America and all get along (a big lie). True to left-wing Hollywood form, Jews and Muslims band together to fight their common enemy–evil corporate America and White supremacists. Hmmm . . . Neither of those groups ever sent me death threats, but many American Muslims have.
Ha’Aretz reports that:
From the early production stages, Zohan was known in and around Hollywood as “the Israeli movie.” Sandler sought to fend off criticism.
Well, he certainly did that. “The Israeli movie”? PUH-LEEZE. Only if it’s HAMAS’ “Israeli movie.”
I don’t care how many free video games he’s donated to victims of Hezbollah bombings in Israel. Adam Sandler is a schmuck! And a putz.
Stay tuned for my complete review, next week.