June 13, 2008, - 1:24 pm

New Book: “The Black Man’s Guide to How to Cheat on Your Woman”

By Debbie Schlussel
This one needs no explanatory commentary, other than to say that the author of an adultery guide for Black men has come to Detroit to market it, thinking that since Kwame “The Kingpin” Kilpatrick is Hizzoner, Detroit men might want to emulate the man they elected:

For three days, he’s been tooling around Detroit in his infidelity mobile, a tricked-out GMC Suburban screenprinted to promote his 240-page guide to cheating “on your woman.” . . .
“Free text messaging to all mayors,” and “The Book Kwame and Eliot (Spitzer) Didn’t Read” are a couple of the slogans stuck to his SUV advertising his “cheat book.” . . .
“I have experience,” he says, “but I’m not an expert.” Once a fan of Detroit’s mayor (“As an African-American man, I noticed this leader of one of our biggest cities”), he’s adapting quickly to the mayor’s slide.


Not surprisingly, Keys’ literary pedigree is grounded in advertising slogans and T-shirts. The owner of a Fayetteville T-shirt shop, he self-published the book. His bestselling T-shirt slogans?
“Um, ah. I can’t say it out loud,” he admits, looking embarrassed, “but they did great at biker conventions.”
The author of “The Black Man’s Guide to How to Cheat on Your Woman,” he seized on current events to add lessons on careful use of text messages. . . .
Skyra James, having read a chapter detailing quirks of “the full-figured woman with high self-esteem,” hands him $15 for the book and thanks him. “Everyone’s fascinated by infidelity,” he says, with a shrug.

A question: Full-figured women have high self-esteem? Well, I guess they do with the explosion of stretchy clothes on QVC and Torrid stores with cross-your-heart hammocks, er . . . bras, and size 34 Golden Gate Bridge-sized thongs.
In any event, I bet this dude gets a lot of takers–or is that, “takas” (“TAY-kuz”)?–for his book.
Exit questions: Why is this book targeted at Black men? Do they cheat in a different way? Is that the new “diversity” and celebrating “our differences”? Why does this guy feel the need to attempt confirm the worst stereotypes about his own ethnic group?
Just askin’.

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8 Responses

In this day and age when marriage between a man and a woman no longer means anything to the Left, it follows they don’t adultery is a big deal when marriage means nothing. I’m an old fashioned man who believes marriage is a promise to be kept by a man and a woman to each other and adultery is well… a sign of one’s lack of character. When we talk about people who cheat on their spouse, its not their skin color that comes first to mind. You would think people would stand up for the timeless values of civilization. To our elites, its something to be trashed for the sake of lust and trendy political correctness. Then again, I just want things to be the way they were and I’m just too square for this world.

NormanF on June 13, 2008 at 2:24 pm

Later when I found out just how “righteous” MLK was (the truth about his womanizing), I scratched my head wondering how this man can even be honored. I’m not impressed at all. It seems we glorify those who don’t deserve it for fear that we are called out for “judging”. There is a time to judge and a time not to. Womanizing and stuff like this that degrades values should be judged by society. It’s interesting and disheartening to see who gets a “pass” on this stuff.

diaphanous on June 13, 2008 at 5:31 pm

An Answer: Yes, Debbie. Full-figured women CAN have self-esteem. Not because of “Golden Gate Bridge-sized thongs”. Regardless of our achievements, the quality of our personal relationships, our charity work…we are worth NOTHING to people like you simply based on our looks. So we have to develop all those other positive character traits to life a good life. Do we want to lose weight? Yes. Do we try? Yes. Do some quit trying? Unfortunately, yes. Not me. But thanks for setting me straight. I didn’t know I wasn’t allowed to think well of myself until I was back down to a certain size that is acceptable to people with your attitude. I’m 5’9″…let me know how much I should weigh in order to be worthy of self-esteem in your eyes. Until then, I guess I’m not worthy to even read your site. The fact that both you and Laura Ingraham have such distain for overweight people shows more about your characters than my size shows about mine.

ChicagoGal on June 13, 2008 at 6:33 pm

As white folk, we’re constantly told not to “judge” or stereotype, based on race. We buy into it, like the guilt ridden lemmings we’re brought up to be in our public schools. Then, this “player” comes along, and glorifies the worst stereotype of black men. Just as do hip-hop thugs, black sports figures, and more. If so called black “leaders” were really concerned about race relations, they would condemn this BS. But we know their real agenda.

spiffo on June 13, 2008 at 10:19 pm

“A question: Full-figured women have high self-esteem? Well, I guess they do with the explosion of stretchy clothes on QVC and Torrid stores with cross-your-heart hammocks, er . . . bras, and size 34 Golden Gate Bridge-sized thongs.”
Um, Debbie? Despite your heavily doctored ‘skinny pic’ up there, I’ve seen recent photos. You are a “big girl” yourself, dear. So in addition to being a racist, you have some major “transference” issues with regards to your own body image. No, I don’t appreciate this book, but I fail to see how tearing into OTHER large figured women in your post (along with your usual “oh noes, teh negroz is gettin out ov hand!” spew) has to do with this admittedly misogynistic book.

zoopher on June 16, 2008 at 12:47 pm

I agree with NormanF. I hate adulterers. That’s so typical of The Leftist Dhimmicrats.
Like Newt Gingrich! Do you know he cheated on his wife and told her he was dumping her while she was recovering from cancer?????
Like John McCain! Do you know that he cheated on her and dumped her when he got back from The Nam because she’d had a terrible car accident and no longer met his definition of pretty????
Like Ronald Reagan! Do you know that he violated the Bible’s commandments of fidelity and laid with Nancy while he was still married to Jane Wyman????
Like Rudy Giuliani! Do you know that he fornicated with another woman not his wife and announced it at a press conference????
Like Rush Limbaugh! Do you know that he cleaved unto Marta Fitzgerald while she was married to another and then talked her into dumping her husband to marry him??????
Like Bill O’Reilly! Do you know that he sexually assaulted an employee and tried to have phone sex with her while he was married to another??????
Like Bob Barr, who wrote the Defense of Marriage Act! Do you know that he divorced three times???? And that he licked whipped cream off the private parts of a virginal young woman in a beauty pageants?????????????
Like Henry Hyde! Do you know that the had a sexual affair unto another woman who was betrothed to another man????????
Lord Jesus how I hate those Leftists adulterers!

ProfHollywood on June 16, 2008 at 12:57 pm

Isn’t this kind of hypocritical? Debbie Schlussel has curves, to say the least.

arnold1888atgmaildotcom on June 16, 2008 at 4:35 pm

“Why does this guy feel the need to attempt confirm the worst stereotypes about his own ethnic group? ”
Or woman as the case may be.
If ever there was a person to answer the question, it would be Debbie Schlussel.

jmpw on June 16, 2008 at 6:24 pm

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