July 27, 2011, - 2:39 pm
It won’t be long before men are surgically castrated and women are surgically fused with formerly male appendages. That’s where it appears we’re headed, with women ordering their men to stay home on diaper duty, while they go out and take the jobs. The latest point on this downward decline of the American male is the rise of diaper parties for men. This headline was on the cover of today’s Detroit Freepressistan Life section. But the story originally appeared in the Minneapolis Star Tribune. Here’s a tip: if you have a penis and you’re holding a diaper shower, you might wanna turn in your man card.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: the only kind of shower a man should have is the one that uses soap and shampoo.
If you think otherwise, you are a MINO–Male In Name Only.
[Vera Becker's husband, a] Minneapolis father of one, with another on the way, is making plans to have a “diaper party,” a male version of a baby shower, where guys get together for one last hurrah before the new baby arrives. In this version of the celebration, each guy brings a package of diapers for the dad-to-be. . . .
Sometimes called a dadchelor party, man shower or daddymoon, diaper parties are the latest way to acknowledge a baby’s arrival. . . .
“I got a closet-full of diapers — more than a thousand,” said Kevin McManamon, a Shakopee father to a 9-month-old boy. “We didn’t have to buy diapers for three months.”
The rising popularity of such celebrations reflects the bigger role that dads now play at home, parenting experts say. Fathers today are more actively involved in day-to-day child care — including diapering, feeding and bathing. And more men are staying home, while women go to work.
Get a load of this “guy.” I don’t think we can actually call Matt Kucharski a “guy” at this point. Jealous of women’s baby showers? Dude, where are your testicles?
Admittedly a little jealous of the fun the girls were having at the office with their bridal and baby showers, Matt Kucharski, a senior vice president at Minneapolis PR firm Padilla Speer Beardsley, decided to throw a “man shower” for two of his co-workers, one who was getting married and one who was expecting his first child. . . .There was plenty of baby talk. . . . The veteran fathers shared stories about what the baby’s first six months are like as well as crucial information — the stuff guys usually don’t know — like, “The due date is never the due date.”
Yup, American men definitely are women, now. Ya think the guys in Al-Qaeda . . . or anywhere in the Muslim world are telling baby stories at a shower? No, they just need to take a shower. The only baby stories they’ll ever be telling are ones that begin with, “And then baby Mohammed helped me attach the wires on his first ever IED.”
This guy baby shower and diaper party stuff is not just moronic. It’s sad. America is on the decline for a number of reasons. Prominent among them is the death of the American male.
And it’s a slow painful death. . . all the way to the diaper shower.
Indulging in this clown-like sideshow stuff where we encourage men to “get in touch with their feminine side” is weakness. And our society, today, is weak. Very weak.
Lasting Western civilizations don’t have baby talk parties for men. They just don’t.