July 28, 2008, - 11:54 am
That’s Your “Conservative”?: “View” Airhead Hasselbeck Cheers on Lesbo Song’s Success (& Graphic Masturbation Song)
By Debbie Schlussel
And now for today’s news about ABC’s annoying anti-male yenta-fest, “The View.”
Faux-conservative/genuine airhead Elisabeth Hasselbeck cheered on singer Katy Perry and her new hit song, “I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It,” and began singing it herself. She also cheered on the song’s success.
This is your “conservative”? True justice will happen a few years from now when Hasselbeck’s daughter, Grace, starts living out the song her very stupid mother thinks is so great for radio airplay. Oh, by the way, don’t forget, Hasselbeck is one of Sean Vannity’s good friends. I guess they didn’t get the talking points on this one yet. Hasselbeck pretends outrage about low-rise undies for girls but cheers this on. Her family values act is phony.
Watch the video and tell me if this is the kind of song you want your kids singing and if a conservative would applaud this song and it’s success:
Oh, and by the way, “conservative” Hasselbeck also applauded Perry for the success of her other song, “UR So Gay,” the first two lines of lyrics of which go like this:
I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf,
While j-cking off listening to Mozart.
It ends with these, um, “lyrics”:
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like… PENIS
Yup, can’t wait until her kids, Grace Hasselbeck and Taylor Thomas Hasselbeck, start singing that song.
“Mommy, what does ‘J-cking off’ mean?”
And that’s in addition to her not saying a word, as Baba Wawa, two weeks ago, discussed her Fourth of July love-fest vacay with the terror-sponsoring Assads of Syria. I guess she didn’t get the talking points on Syria and Bashar Al-Assad, either. Idiotette.
Let’s see: supports affirmative action, Title IX for women, Al Sharpton against Don Imus, loves and applauded Snoop Dogg, likes lesbian and masturbation songs on the radio, saw no prob with Baba Wawa’s 4th of July confab with Syrian terrorist leaders, repeatedly cries on TV, called Rush Limbaugh, “a dream crusher, a dream killer.”
Yup, sounds like a “conservative” to me. How ’bout you?