August 1, 2008, - 12:43 pm

Saudis Forbid Benji and Lassie: Pets Might Encourage No-No of Inter-Gender Mingling

By Debbie Schlussel
The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia’s muttawa’een [Islamic religious police] is banning the sale of dogs and cats and the walking of them in public.
After all, this might cause Saudi men and women to mingle–and we can’t have that. Some black sack-covered woman’s fingertips on a leash might turn some repressed Saudi male on, and he’ll have no choice but to rape her.
And the Saudi Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice claims that Saudi men are “using cats and dogs to make passes at women and pester families.”


Lassie Now Haram [Forbidden] in Saudi Arabia

Yes, this great religion of Islam is certainly something to be admired and emulated throughout the Western world. I’m gonna send Max the German Shepherd to Chop-Chop Square, right away.
And maybe Snoopy and Felix the Cat should go on that hajj, too. Throw in Snoop Dogg, while were at it. After all, he actually does promote improper mingling among the sexes, er . . . bitches/hos and pimps.
Hmmm . . . Where’s PETA a/k/a PUTAh (People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals and humans), when you need them?

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6 Responses

Islam is the greatest force of evil on the face of the earth. If he were around today, Hitler would be a Muslim. Anti-life. Anti-freedom. Anti-joy. They cover womens heads in death shrouds. It’s nothing but an insane death cult.

FreethinkerNY on August 1, 2008 at 2:07 pm

FreethinkerNY –
Actualy Hitler allied himself with Muslims. The Grand Mufti in Jerusalem spent time with Hitler in Berlin and one Waffen SS unit was made up entirely of Croatian Muslims.
In 1941 there wa a Nazi coup in Iraq.

I_am_me on August 1, 2008 at 2:32 pm

At least you’d be allowed a donkey or a camel but somehow I don’t consider them to be domestic animals, let alone pets.

American Sabrah on August 1, 2008 at 5:46 pm

Anyone who doesn’t like dogs or cats is NO friend of mine.

John Harper on August 2, 2008 at 5:35 pm

Oh they have GOT to be kidding me. They have no lives

mindy1 on August 2, 2008 at 10:07 pm

Islam = The religion of submission and repression.
These barabarians truly are subhuman savages who are born with brains, but undergo verbal labotomies when they are toddlers as they are taught islam.

Thee_Bruno on August 3, 2008 at 9:05 am

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