August 5, 2008, - 3:24 pm
Something Fishy: Turner/NYTimes Movie Critic Hid $$$, Cuban Cigars From Border Agents
By Debbie Schlussel
There’s something fishy about former New York Times film critic Elvis Mitchell’s run-in with border agents at the Detroit-Canada border.
Mitchell currently hosts “TCM Presents Elvis Mitchell: Under the Influence,” on cable’s Turner Classic Movies. And I just don’t buy his story about why he lied about and concealed almost $12,000 in U.S. currency he snuck in and out of Canada, along with those illegal Cuban cigars.
He’s now fighting Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) in court to try to get the money back. But I don’t think he should get it. Something weird is going on here. Why would you take almost $12K in cash over the border? What was he doing with the money? And why did he lie about it to police? I don’t believe his excuses for a second:


Nationally known film critic Elvis Mitchell — who grew up in Highland Park, graduated from Wayne State University and reviewed movies for the Free Press in 1987 — is trying to get back nearly $12,000 he carried in a cigar box through the Detroit-Windsor Tunnel.
Mitchell was entering Detroit in a cab from Windsor on April 26 when a luggage search turned up $11,817 in U.S. currency and 15 Cuban cigars, according to Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
The agency wants to keep the cash because Mitchell didn’t declare it in Detroit or three days earlier when he flew to Toronto from New York. Anyone carrying more than $10,000 outside the country or into the United States must report it.
Mitchell said he grabbed the wrong box when he left home in New York and was too embarrassed to disclose the money.
“An awful and dumb situation,” Mitchell said Monday.
The government on Friday filed a request in U.S. District Court to keep the money.
It is unclear what happened to the cigars.
Why would he be “too embarrassed to disclose the money”? I don’t get it. I think he didn’t disclose it for a reason. What’s he involved with? What do you think?
Also, for any ICE or CBP agents reading, why does ICE get the cash? Wasn’t this stuff found by Customs and Border Protection agents at the border?
Kudos to the sharp agents who caught Mitchell.
The only people who try to smuggle such a large sum of cash over the border are up to no good. Technically, its not a crime to have a few grand of cash on your person but it makes you look like a suspect. Good luck proving the money wasn’t derived from the proceeds of a crime.
NormanF on August 5, 2008 at 3:55 pm