February 20, 2007, - 2:23 pm
By Debbie Schlussel
Not that I care a whit about trashy nutjob Britney Spears or her equally trashy soon-to-be ex-husband, Kevin Federline. But I do like to look at the legal aspects of things.
And if I were one of Federline’s divorce lawyers, I’d immediately subpoena a sample of Britney Spears’ newly shorn hair, now for sale for $1 million (to some idiot who has money to flush down a toilet) at BuyBritneysHair.com.
The fact is that hair is the best way to detect drug use. You can’t take a masking agent to change the documented drug use in your locks of hair. While Spears wore hair extensions, enough of it was her own hair to detect whether or not she used drugs in the last year or so.
It could be a great bit of evidence of parental non-fitness in his and her ongoing custody battle.
Tags: Britney Spears, Debbie Schlussel, Federal Reserve System, Kevin Federline, USD