October 27, 2008, - 2:50 pm
By Debbie Schlussel
Memo to this Muslim idiotic joker:
They don’t make halal 3-foot bratwurst. You must have meant the tiny, cocktail-sized pig-in-a-blanket miniature hot dogs, and I’m really not interested.
From: Walt Kreiger-Goetz firstname.lastname@example.org
Date: Mon, Oct 27, 2008 at 1:54 PM
Subject: Helping find Moderate Muslims
Dear Debbie, I am a moderate muslim, who was once a Spehardic Jew DS: It’s “Sephardic”, and I doubt this idiot ever was one–Sephardic Jews have been and continue to be victims of Islamic persecution and brutal violence]. I would like to publicly proclaim my alligiance to your cause by shoving a 3 foot frozen bratwurst up your skanky ass, perhaps in front of a mosque. Would you be willing to Youtube it? And Debbie, your time to save Israel is limited. When Jewish women reach their middle thirties, they acquire a condition that Jerry Seinfeld calls “Manface,” and we believe this is why Israel is losing the demographic battle. And no Deb, you are not my obsession, I save my hate obsession for Daniel Pipes, because he is a real hook-nosed faggot of a jew. My hate does pay off because Daniel Pipes is scared to death of me ’cause he knows that if I see him, I’m gonna turn his testicles into Hummus.
[DS: Redacted because it's the Hebrew name for G-d used in vain] and lots of Curses to Israel,
your Islamofascist admires,
Wally Bin Tahini and
P.S. Israel is looking for immigrants to be led to the slaughter all the time. If you don’t like my country, get the hell out of it!
Um, whose country? Who said I live in Lebanon?
FYI, “Abu Moskowitz” is my nickname for Brian Moskowitz, the Islamo-pandering Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Special Agent in Charge for Michigan and Ohio–the man who is the key reason we have so many Islamic illegal aliens living free and clear in both states.
As Ron Burgundy would say, You stay classy, Muslims . . .