October 28, 2008, - 9:48 am
Don’t Worry About That Ever Happening, Maggie: Homely Actress Who Said US Deserved 9/11 Won’t Sleep w/ McCain Voters
By Debbie Schlussel
I’m getting really tired of the terrorist tactics of the Obama campaign: videos encouraging kids to tell their grandparents they won’t help them with Tivo or texting unless they vote for Obama and enlisting unfunny “comedienne” Sarah Silverman–whose greatest “achievement” is calling Chinese people “Chinks” on “The Tonight Show”–to make a highly offensive, obnoxious video telling Jewish kids to similarly hold their grandparents hostage, saying they won’t visit them unless they vote for anti-Israel Obama. If those were my grandkids, I’d tell them, “forget about any future Channukah presents”.
But the least effective “appeal” is homely actress Maggie Gyllenhaal’s statement that she won’t sleep with someone voting for McCain. Uh, don’t worry, Maggie the “beauty queen”, no-one who votes for McCain (and probably most who are voting for Obama) would touch that unless his life depended on it. Even boyfriend Batman wouldn’t sleep with her (and let her die).
As you’ll remember, I’ve written at length about universally ugly (on the inside and out) Maggie Gyllenhaal who said we deserved the 9/11 attacks because, she claims, “America has done reprehensible things”. Her fiance and father of her kid, Peter Sarsgard, and her brother, Jake Gyllenhaal, starred in the failed, anti-American, anti-war bomb, “Rendition” (read my review), last year. They’ve all gotten rich off America, but don’t seem to like it too much.
Here’s the video from ABC’s “The View”. She calls Ronald Reagan an “idiot”, and airheaded, inept, faux-conservative Elisabeth Hasselbeck “responds” with a dumb lesbian comment about how she wants to “have a slumber” with Gyllenhaal, even though she’s voting for McCain. Haha, funny. Where’s Joe Pesci’s “Goodfellas” character when I need him?
Can you see why Hasselbeck ain’t exactly the best choice to be Sarah Palin’s campaigning partner, as she was over the weekend? (Talk about credentials. Hers are coming in fourth on reality show “Survivor” and being married to a quarter-rate NFL quarterback brother of a half-rate NFL quarterback.)
I say lock both Hasselbeck and Gyllenhaal on a desert island for a lifetime of “slumbers”. We wouldn’t miss either.