October 28, 2008, - 9:48 am

Don’t Worry About That Ever Happening, Maggie: Homely Actress Who Said US Deserved 9/11 Won’t Sleep w/ McCain Voters

By Debbie Schlussel
I’m getting really tired of the terrorist tactics of the Obama campaign: videos encouraging kids to tell their grandparents they won’t help them with Tivo or texting unless they vote for Obama and enlisting unfunny “comedienne” Sarah Silverman–whose greatest “achievement” is calling Chinese people “Chinks” on “The Tonight Show”–to make a highly offensive, obnoxious video telling Jewish kids to similarly hold their grandparents hostage, saying they won’t visit them unless they vote for anti-Israel Obama. If those were my grandkids, I’d tell them, “forget about any future Channukah presents”.
But the least effective “appeal” is homely actress Maggie Gyllenhaal’s statement that she won’t sleep with someone voting for McCain. Uh, don’t worry, Maggie the “beauty queen”, no-one who votes for McCain (and probably most who are voting for Obama) would touch that unless his life depended on it. Even boyfriend Batman wouldn’t sleep with her (and let her die).

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Maggie Gyllenhaal: Proud Member of Sag, er . . . SAG

Wouldn’t Sleep w/McCain Voters, Called Reagan “Idiot”

As you’ll remember, I’ve written at length about universally ugly (on the inside and out) Maggie Gyllenhaal who said we deserved the 9/11 attacks because, she claims, “America has done reprehensible things”. Her fiance and father of her kid, Peter Sarsgard, and her brother, Jake Gyllenhaal, starred in the failed, anti-American, anti-war bomb, “Rendition” (read my review), last year. They’ve all gotten rich off America, but don’t seem to like it too much.
Here’s the video from ABC’s “The View”. She calls Ronald Reagan an “idiot”, and airheaded, inept, faux-conservative Elisabeth Hasselbeck “responds” with a dumb lesbian comment about how she wants to “have a slumber” with Gyllenhaal, even though she’s voting for McCain. Haha, funny. Where’s Joe Pesci’s “Goodfellas” character when I need him?

Can you see why Hasselbeck ain’t exactly the best choice to be Sarah Palin’s campaigning partner, as she was over the weekend? (Talk about credentials. Hers are coming in fourth on reality show “Survivor” and being married to a quarter-rate NFL quarterback brother of a half-rate NFL quarterback.)
I say lock both Hasselbeck and Gyllenhaal on a desert island for a lifetime of “slumbers”. We wouldn’t miss either.

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17 Responses

She is married. How can she say anything involving sleeping with someone who is voting for McCain? Would it be OK if, despite the fact that she is married, she slept with someone who was not voting for McCain?

I_am_me on October 28, 2008 at 10:43 am

My gal, Maggie, didn’t call Reagan an idiot in the clip, only that she was raised to see Reagan as the bogeyman.
And hey Maggie, I’m voting for Obama!

Norman Blitzer on October 28, 2008 at 11:17 am

When I wrote on my blog that a majority of liberals were ugly jealous women, I took a lot of heat, so I’m glad to see someone else saying it. As far as Elizabeth Hasselbeck goes, she is an embarrassment. How anyone can watch the View is beyond me, its a show full of liberal harpies and an airhead “conservative.” Hollywood’s latest bomb W just goes to show that they are making movies for each other, not us. Maggie Gyllenhaal is a lousy actress whose only commercial success was Batman. In the theater, people and I kid you not, actually cheered when she was killed off. No one believed a guy who is as good looking as Batman would want that thing. Go back to your independant movies no one watches Maggie, no one cares about you here.

Nancy Swider on October 28, 2008 at 11:19 am

Not that I disagree with anything you wrote, but ouch! Why do have to be hatin’ on Matt Hasselbeck? :)

jmb on October 28, 2008 at 12:15 pm

Typical liberal woman who wants her husband emasculated from any vestiges of manliness. Hassleback is a poser. She is clueless. Vannity was beaming about her last nite. He loses credibility when he lines up with her.
Will it get any better when gay marriage is legalized throughout country as COBRA-MA get his 60 seat senate and the gay mafia controls Pelosi and the House. Who will stop them? Like San Fransico mayor Newsome says “This door’s wide open. It’s Gonna Happen. Whether you like it or not”. Unfortunately what real America will see is what is happening in California right now.
http://www.protectmarriage.com/video/view/2
T-minus 7 days for the national self-inflicted emasculation to commence. The snake charmer KING HUSSEIN COBRA-MA invites America to drink the Kool-Aid and get on his magic carpet.

californiascreaming on October 28, 2008 at 12:50 pm

Maggie Gyllenhaal – yeah there’s an actress that makes a bunch of 16 year old teenagers want to go home and spank the monkey. Four years ago has-been, overweight, singer Linda Ronstadt said “It’s a real conflict for me when I go to a concert and find out somebody in the audience is a Republican or fundamental Christian. It can cloud my enjoyment. I’d rather not know.” Don’t worry about it, I would not spend a nickel to hear you sing. Has it ever occurred to anyone here that The View would never allow an articulate intrepid conservative woman on its show so why are you bashing Hasselbeck who is what she is?

Ripper on October 28, 2008 at 1:23 pm

“My gal, Maggie, didn’t call Reagan an idiot in the clip, only that she was raised to see Reagan as the bogeyman.
And hey Maggie, I’m voting for Obama!”
1. Gyllenhaal’s uncle Eric Foner and grandfather are/were major leftists (grandfather was actually a Red).
2. Wow you are voting for Chairman Obama aka The Maximum Leader! Call the press!!

Ripper on October 28, 2008 at 1:26 pm

Strange individual, Maggie. For starters, a good Maidenform would do her a world of good.

iowavette on October 28, 2008 at 1:41 pm

Only a moron would vote for Obama aka Barry Soretoro.
Anyone that is stupid enough to believe anything that red diaper doper baby Islamic citizen from Kenya says deserves what he gets.

ScottyDog on October 28, 2008 at 2:06 pm

Maidenform? You mean miracle bra don’t you?

Blanco on October 28, 2008 at 2:33 pm

Checking the link brings back memories of the dread 60s; don’t trust anyone over 30. They are all misguided and don’t have the natural wisdom of the young.
Completely intolerant; this ad reinforces the assumption that the young are necessarily right and older people have been corrupted. And we all know the damage the 60s created.
The logical devolution of this, like so many other aspects of the Obama campaign and the Democratic Party is totalitarism. In Stalinist Russia and Nazi Germany, the young were encouraged to spy on their parents and report them –= that is the logical outcome of this type of thing. The Hitler Youth, the natural, unspoiled, received wisdom of the young. The anti-intellectual implications of these types of ads are enormous.

c f on October 28, 2008 at 3:08 pm

Well this is what I have been waiting for to make my decision on who to vote for. Some hollywood whore telling me what I have to do before she will get bent.

Ford Jones on October 28, 2008 at 3:24 pm

I think you’ve all missed one very important thing here. Mag has the face of a Twilight Zone mask. You know that episode where the dying old man invites his family (all jack asses) to spend his last night with him as a condition of inheriting his fortune. She is the female mask. Seriously.

samurai on October 28, 2008 at 5:32 pm

concerning ourselves about who Maggie Gyllenhaal will not sleep with is not unlike that annoying compulsion encouraging us to rubberneck at accidents on the oncoming lanes of the expressway. As Mona Charen would say, why can’t she just Shut Up and Sing (or act, or not act, or…)
I have to admit I was impressed that she had any standards at all; i.e., there were men with whom she would not have sex. However, as DS put it so well, it’s a little presumptuous to assume there is an eager line outside her door
Good call by CF about the statist/fascistic overtones of the hard left Democrats and their media/academic/Hollywood elite opinion drivers. The old school Democrats are in for some serious buyer’s remorse

Member of the Tribe on October 28, 2008 at 5:40 pm

Heaven forbid,that a rare Republican/Right Wing personality in Hollywood say that they couldn’t even image sleeping with a Democrat/Leftist. He/She would be burned at the stake in every media outlet.

OldSchoolW on October 28, 2008 at 11:41 pm

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mhart18 on October 29, 2008 at 2:57 pm

I saw Maggie G.in “Dark Knight” and on IMAX no less.!I was totally distracted by a certain feature on her face (to the point of wincing every time she appeared).It was the nasal depression between the nose and upper lip on her face ..the correct medical term is …I believe..the philtrum ?
what was up with that?
Did anyone notice ?
All I was wishing for during the movie was for BatMan to zap her with a Bat-Laser facial so that it could be removed. After reading about her predictable political leanings (though it is interesting to note she can claim real Leftist Pedigree) Just add her to the Hollywod A-list ..”A” for “Avoid at all costs”

JaVeto on October 30, 2008 at 5:41 pm

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