November 12, 2008, - 12:20 am

Lindsay Lohan Welcomes “Our First Colored President”; CNN: “We Welcome You Black”

By Debbie Schlussel
A couple of videos, via Jimmy Kimmel, that reflect what you can get away with if you are a member of liberal Hollywood and the media.
If you listen closely, lesbian druggie and half-rate movie star Lindsay Lohan is really excited over our “first colored President.” I hear she picked that lingo up at the Whites only lunch counter at Kresge’s, circa 1952. Oh, and part of the reason you can’t hear it that well is that it appears that “Access Hollywood” tried to help good old-fashioned Linds out by editing that, um, racist reference out, but she talks so quickly they couldn’t quite scrub it completely:

Then, there’s CNN’s Rick Sanchez, who “welcomes you Black to CNN”:

Hey, you know what they say about how once you go Black, you never go back . . . .
Now, remember, if Ann Coulter or Rush Limbaugh had said either of these things, it would be off with their heads. And, since Lohan was using decades old “nomenclature”, I’ll continue you with the theme: You can bet your bippie (whatever a bippie is or was) that neither Coulter nor Limbaugh nor any of the 7 open conservatives in Hollywood would get the benefit of “Access Hollywood” editing to protect them.
Exit Question: Why is CNN using a cheap imitation of the theme song from “Miami Vice”? The ’80s called, and they want their cheesiness back.

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11 Responses

Kind of like the Emporer’s New Clothes. The MSM is all pretendng & trying to convince themselves, at least in words, that we have overcome race, when the racism of the new administration is clearly on display, not to mention that the 99+ percent of black voters who voted for BHO clearly did so based on race. But of course only the whites have negative racial feelings.

c f on November 12, 2008 at 3:09 am

you missin Daniel Craig “colored 007”
and what about “lesbian-druggie..”
Are you still in higshchool or what?

DetG on November 12, 2008 at 4:44 am

What is so ironic about the whole thing is that words such as coulored and negro are better terms than black and african american.
In using black instead of negro, black has negative connotations; e.g., black heart, black death; etc., while African American is just silly nitpicking. Is West Indian Colin Powell an “African American”? Ridiculous.
By accident, the “lesbian druggie” has slipped a superior terminology into our discourse.

Underzog on November 12, 2008 at 6:33 am

why even argue the point? it’s a matter of what your politics are and not what you actually say these days. Jesse Jackson’s disparaging name for NYC, and even Michelle Obama’s “whitey” comment from back in the primary days is easily ignored if not buried. Don Imus gets nailed. why does any of this surprise us anymore?

Mistress_Dee on November 12, 2008 at 6:54 am

The Lohan video is running on just about every celebrity gossip blog out there. So, it’s not getting buried. And once again, Lohan makes a total and complete ass of herself.

Madame Vengier on November 12, 2008 at 8:02 am

Good Morning Debbie,
I gotta tell ya … I was intrigued, by your article, enough to have actually watched the attached video of Ms Lohan (against every common sense fiber that exists within me) …
Arrrghhhh … are you kidding me? This is what the majority of Americans are turning to for inspiration and direction!?!
What I did watch last night also turned my stomach … not sure if you were lucky enough to have seen John McCain on Leno last night … all I can say is … Wow, some maverick he is!
McCain had the opportunity to set the record straight (straight talk McCain, isn’t that what they called him>) … and he blew it.
He could have looked right into that camera and told the American People that all these negative statements regarding her in the press are nothing short of an attempt to destroy her credibility … he instead chose to sugar-coat the controversy. “Gov. Palin is a remarkable woman blah blah blah blah blah … ”
The Maverick should have went on to say that he was in the process of investigating his entire campaign team, find the culprit that planted these despicable lies, and make damn sure that he or she never works on any Republican campaign in the future.
I firmly believe today that we, as conservatives, are in a much better position (for 2012) to have Obama as President then we would have been if McCain had won.
Maverick my donkey …
– Jimmy Lewis, SCS, Michigan

Jimmy Lewis on November 12, 2008 at 9:23 am

Hey, I think he’s white. The white half contributed a lot more than that s.o.b. Kenyan father did. Actually, I take that back. Its his skin color that made him Potus. It always bugged me calling Lena Horne an African-American. She’s white with a little Negro blood. What’s really racist is that no matter how much cream you put in the coffee they still call it ‘coffee’.

poetcomic1 on November 12, 2008 at 10:15 am

I found it agony and torment watching that bimbo try to demonstrate some intelligence. Not to mention the phoney fawning interviewer. The horror! I had to quit after a minute to avoid vomiting.

johndoe on November 12, 2008 at 11:27 am

I love celebs!!!!!!!! No joke, I love hearing them on their soapboxes.
You can’t make up better comedy with someone actually treating dimwits like Lohan like they are some kind of spokesbimbo. Lohan is stupid, but the dumber one is the interviewer actually treating Lohan like she’s credible and has something to say.
This is the Oprahization of America where every celeb is fawned over and annointed as royalty.

Jeff_W on November 12, 2008 at 11:49 am

Somone inform these enlightened genius celebrities, that White is also a color,no matter what it looks like to them,or the Politically Correct/Marxist definition .

OldSchoolW on November 12, 2008 at 1:55 pm

Typically celebrity worship BS. my God, is there ANY good culture left in America?
On another note, Lohan looks like shes in her late 30s.

d2eux on November 12, 2008 at 3:37 pm

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