April 2, 2009, - 2:43 pm

No Jackie O: Hey Michelle, Your Threads Are Still Too Tight

By Debbie Schlussel
**** SCROLL DOWN FOR UPDATE ****
Remember, during the Presidential campaign, when I gave Michelle Obama some advice–“Your clothes are way too tight“?
Well, Ms Thang didn’t take it, as evidenced by some of her clothing choices in London, yesterday. Apparently, she actually believes all the baloney hype about how fit she is and how “sexy” her arms (which the exhibitionist loves to show us) are.

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FLASHBACK: Michelle Obama’s waaaaay toooooo tight Jeans from the late October/early November campaign trail 2008 (please, no jokes about body parts of animals Arabs ride in the desert):
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The “new Jackie O”? Not even close. More like Big Booty O.
**** UPDATE: HA! Reader Jennifer, who lives in London, alerted me to this Daily Mail article dissing more of Michelle Hussein Obama’s bad, waaaaay tooooooo tight clothing choices. And I think Mrs. Obama’s learned a new rule:

When you want to wear too tight clothes and get away with it, make sure you pose with an even fatter chick whose clothes are even tighter. That way everyone will be distracted.

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18 Responses

People are such sheep. What has she done that is so great? The praise that is heaped on her. You would think that she cured cancer! The two of them are just praised as if their bowel movements were made of gold. Whatever happened to earning respect and admiration?

CobraKai on April 2, 2009 at 3:10 pm

Maybe you should loan her a couple of your tie-dyed shirts, Debbie.

Middleman on April 2, 2009 at 3:44 pm

CobraKai you bring up quite an interesting point. Since Obama the Usurper was in England and kissing the smelly feet of fascist Queen Elizabeth and her Nazi racist hubby Prince Phillip, I was hearing on the Alex Jones program yesterday about something called The Groom of the Stool.
Talk about MAJOR GROSS OUT! Then again, these foreign banks which control our money and create these attacks and protests like at the G20 are full of globalist crap themselves!
Don’t believe there is such a thing…
http://www.channel4.com/history/microsites/W/worstjobs/tudor.html
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

NEPatriot on April 2, 2009 at 5:11 pm

She is Aunt Esther not Jackie O. Now she is “Mrs O”. Media is gushing over her like she is Jackie O. I wish someone would try and punk her and tell her to hold a huge purse and say “Watch it Sucka!” If she was a Republican, they would have tried to punk her like they have done to Sarah Palin. The other lady standing next to Ms. Thang looks like she’s smuggling walnuts.

californiascreaming on April 2, 2009 at 5:21 pm

It’s not her clothes that bother me so much as that “I hate white people” expression etched on her face.

Tempus Fugit on April 2, 2009 at 5:40 pm

She has done nothing other than be married to Obama. In my opinion she is not a black jackie k. and never will be and any reference to that is just plain wrong. She does not have the face and bone structure for that.

Chuck W on April 2, 2009 at 6:22 pm

Michelle O has REALLY bowed legs. They wouldn’t be so obvious if she learned how to stand. Instead, she has that linebacker feet apart stance, that emphasizes the huge gap between the legs.

Linda F on April 2, 2009 at 6:23 pm

now now debbie we dont see the first lady wearing a leather top like you did in one of your photos. i love it when women bash other womens threads, remember the one of you at sirius with one of your button not button?

PNAMARBLE on April 2, 2009 at 6:30 pm

She’s the first ‘ho” of the US and we should not forget that. she’s a fake and a product of a failed culture. She and her pimp won’t last in the white house. it’s my bet that the “african” in obama will begin to reveal itself very soon. get ready for that.

Chuck W on April 2, 2009 at 6:51 pm

This indicative of the ‘pot calling the kettle black’ … this site starting mirror the site on Storm Front, at least that’s what people are going think of it as.

Pesach on April 2, 2009 at 8:01 pm

Pesach,
You are spot on. People don’t have to like Michelle Obama or the way the media is fawning over her, but for folks to call the First Lady of the United States a “ho” and other names is way out of bounds. I have no problem with people poking fun at Presidents and First Ladies (ocmes with the job), but sometimes it gets a little gross…some folks act like they have no home training.
Something I teach the kids I work with that will mark them as mature adults is this (and I had to learn this the hard way myself): Just because something is on your mind does NOT mean it has to be or should be written or said. Some things are best kept to yourself. The Biblical book of Proverbs is filled with examples of when it’s best to speak and when it’s best keep your mouth shut. The power of life and death is in the tongue. But hey, it’s up to Debbie on the direction she wants her site to go…she’s the boss of this, not us.
But hey…I didn’t want to believe it, but I guess it’s true.
Grown-ass men can be catty too….
[JJ: IF WE WEREN’T TREATED TO A NON-STOP GUSH-FEST OVER HER FITNESS AND HER CLOTHES AND HOW GREAT BOTH ARE, I WOULDN’T HAVE TO POST THIS REALITY CHECK. BUT SINCE WE ARE, INDEED, GETTING A STEADY DIET OF THAT, I NEED TO BALANCE IT OUT WITH THE TRUTH. AS FOR THE COMMENTS OF OTHERS, I DON’T CONDONE RACISM AND RESENT PESACH’S COMMENT, WHICH IS COMPLETELY ILL-INFORMED. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH RACISM, AND I’D MAKE THE SAME COMMENTS IF, SAY, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON OR JILL BIDEN. DS]

JibberJabber on April 2, 2009 at 9:38 pm

THIS chick http://www.politicalusa.com/columnists/schlussel/schlussel.jpg used to give her a run for the money!

EminemsRevenge on April 2, 2009 at 9:51 pm

Anyone who knows how to dress knows that clothes that are too big or too small look awful. If you want to appear thinner than you really are, there are tons of ways to do that. The most common way is to wear princess seams down the front. It splits your width and gives the appearance of looking really slim. When button gap as they do in the above pictures, it looks like you tried to squeeze yourself into an outfit that used to fit but no longer does. It looks GROSS! That rear picture is disgusting.
Is it just me, or does MO hunch over??? Just standing up straight will drop 5 pounds.
That picture of the jeans is obscene.

Leah on April 2, 2009 at 11:03 pm

Mrs. Obama appears to be a good Mother, spends some time at homeless soup kitchens and she visits childrens’ schools. All of those are great and she should keep doing it.
Since she brough out her “fashion” (i.e. going on People, Oprah, Good Housekeeping, and several others) I say that (a) not only are her clothes too tight but (b) they are WRONG for the season we are in (c) they do NOT shout “American” or “Class” but, they shout out “3 sizes too small HELP”.
To those MINDLESS MINIONS who believe that she is a “fashion diva” you live in a dream. But, how HARD is it to have EVERY American Designer willing to dress you? It appears that her favorite designer is “HTBB” which means “huge thighs bubble belly”.
If she would STOP trying to be Jackie O she would EARN our respect. I know that she can do it if she tried also if she fails she will ask for a “recount”.
Jeff Schrembs, American Citizen

Nostradamus on April 3, 2009 at 2:59 am

Independent Conservative stated: “Don’t Blame Hussein and his wife, it’s hard to teach subhumans how to dress properly.”
Wow. Now that is straight out of Mein Kampf. The Fourth Reich is in effect….Sieg Heil! Will we ever learn from history what this kind of thinking leads to?
[JJ: YOU ARE RIGHT. I WILL REMOVE THAT. I TRY TO POLICE THE COMMENTS, BUT SOMETIMES I MISS THINGS. DS]

JibberJabber on April 3, 2009 at 12:37 pm

“It’s not her clothes that bother me so much, as that “I Hate White People” expression etched on her face.”
What Black politician,actor,rapper,or similar, self-important celebrity DOESN’T have that expression? They’ve all had their heads filled with the same ignorant,hate propaganda and beliefs towards us,by Black,Jewish and traitorous White Leftists,for at least the last 40+ years, because they cynically believe Blacks are so easy to brainwash.And they still fall for them.

OldSchoolW on April 5, 2009 at 12:15 pm

What a gathering of ignorant people, I am guessing majority must be white. Typical ignorant rhetoric, emphasizing President Obama’s middle name Hussein and also adding it to the First Lady’s name to insinuate that somehow by having a middle name such as Hussein makes them bad! whoa, how deep and profound. Michelle Obama, like Hillary Clinton is among the rare First Ladies with brains, is educated and can probably run for a senate or a presidential campaign herself. Well if that dumb as a door knob Sarah Plain can then Michelle should be automatically elected. It is sad to read these comments, the only fault with Michelle and Barrack Obama is that they are not White Anglo Saxons. If Dubya and Laura had half the brains of these two, then this country would have not been in the state it is now. Obama is slowly but surely making a difference but the damage done by the past regime is way too much. It also amazes me that most of the conservative whites claim to be believe in Jesus. Although I am not Christian but I do believe in the real teachings of Jesus, and one of his sayings is…what is so hard in loving those who love you, in other words its easy to like and love those who are like us and dislike those who are not similar to us. So at least you claim to believe in Jesus, should at least make an effort to get over your own prejudices and egos, make an effort to learn that people of different races, cultures and religions can teach you a thing or two. Well doesn’t really matter if you do or not because by 2040 Whites in America will be a minority!

Mohammad on May 24, 2011 at 1:13 am

In your dreams,sugar pie.

lilyred on August 17, 2012 at 1:54 pm

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