June 12, 2012, - 4:07 pm

WTF?! USA Today Sob Story Over Jane Fonda’s “Haunting” By “Hateful Nickname” Hanoi Jane

By Debbie Schlussel

As we all know, Jane Fonda committed treason during the Vietnam War. She aided and abetted the Viet Cong, laughed with them, and aimed their weapons in the direction of U.S. soldiers. She also attacked U.S. soldiers–many of whom died or lost limbs–on Viet Cong loudspeakers and radio. And she’s never apologized (despite pretending that she did). But apparently Susan Wloszcyna and/or her editors at USA Today’s fluffy “Life” section forgot. They are upset that Jane Fonda is “haunted by a 40-year-old photo” and “decades of enduring the hateful nickname ‘Hanoi Jane.’” USA Today actually has the nerve to liken Jane Fonda’s Viet Cong stint as a “fashion faux pas.” A “wardrobe malfunction,” like when Janet Jackson displayed her tata on the Super Bowl telecast, not something that put American lives at risk while we were at war.

WHAT THE BLEEP?!

First of all it wasn’t “a” photo. It was many photos. And it was more than photos, as I’ve noted above. She laughed and danced with the Viet Cong and she smiled as she posed on their anti-aircraft gun, which was used to shoot down and kill our men. It’s the same as if she’d done this for the Nazis or Al-Qaeda or the Taliban. She was the Vietnam War’s Tokyo Rose and committed overt act after overt act to demoralize American soldiers on behalf of America’s enemies. If she is only “haunted,” she is lucky. She should have been tried and executed like the Rosenbergs, or, at the very least, sentenced to life in prison. Many of the American boys who suffered because of her words and actions in Vietnam are dead. And we’re supposed to shed a tear because she is “haunted”?! Sick. While they are worm food because they served America in Vietnam, she is still enjoying facelift #3,755 and royalties from bad exercise videos (she was thin from bulimia, NOT aerobics). She’s bragging about her “third act” and we’re supposed to sob for her when many of the American boys she betrayed never got to live their first act? Incredible.

Read this rich fertilizer:

Jane Fonda has been delayed by a slight wardrobe malfunction. . . .

In the past, she might have shrugged off such a minor fashion faux pas. But image is more important than ever to Fonda. The onetime political firebrand and war protester who is still haunted by a 40-year-old photo of her smiling atop a North Vietnamese anti-aircraft weapon learned the hard way after decades of enduring the hateful nickname “Hanoi Jane.”


“Only now am I paying attention to how I come across, how I look and how I am in the world,” says Fonda.



PUH-LEEZE. This uber-vain traitorous witch never ever cared about how she came across, unless it was to her rich, far-left, hoity toity Hollywood friends and nuts like Tom Hayden and Ted Turner, for whom she agreed to engage in threesomes.

As for American patriots who risked–and in too many cases, gave–their lives on the battlefields of Southeast Asia, she never cared then. And she doesn’t care now. She was always a cold-hearted bitch. And all the plastic surgery in the world won’t mask that.

This wasn’t a “fashion faux pas.” Jane Fonda’s behavior in Vietnam was an outrageous betrayal of massive proportions in a day and age where there were far fewer media outlets and her hateful words were replayed and echoed on all of them.

Her nickname, “Hanoi Jane,” is quite appropriate and the least we can do. In fact, it’s too nice. If only she were haunted. She’d still be better off than the American soldiers she demoralized as she whored herself out to the Viet Cong.

She still deserves to be spit on everywhere she goes. The ghosts of the soldiers she spit on demand no less.

Go to Hell-a, Barbarella.

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USA Today is not fit to serve as the paper upon which my dog is trained. This bitch was a complete and total traitor, but because of her fame, the fact that her daddy was Henry Fonda (which is how a limited talent like her got into the business), and the fact that Nixon was too much of a pussy to have her tried and executed, she is still getting rich marrying billionaires, selling fitness videos while relying on facelifts to look good in them, and making bad movies that only brainless simpletons would watch.

Jonathan E. Grant on June 12, 2012 at 4:16 pm

“She should have been tried and executed like the Rosenbergs”

“she was thin from bulimia, NOT aerobics”

BEAUTIFUL, Debbie, just beautiful. I physically cringe every time I see her repulsive, traitorous face in the media.

“It’s the same as if she’d done this for the Nazis or Al-Qaeda or the Taliban.”

Exactly.

DS_ROCKS! on June 12, 2012 at 4:22 pm

I hope that Hanoi Jane is haunted by the dead souls of the men she helped kill. I hope her guilt has eaten her up inside over the years. I hope she gets spit on every day for the rest of her life by a vet. I hope that every man she has been with gave her an STD. And I hope she lives a long life and every day someone emails her that picture that haunts her so. Does anyone have her email address?

Jarhead on June 12, 2012 at 4:42 pm

Tell that to the Vietnamese “boat people”, the victims of the Cambodian Holocaust and the Lao tribesmen abandoned and betrayed because America decided to listen to the likes of Hanoi Jane and her Far Leftist pro-Communist fan cult.

Communism was and is evil. Jane Fonda deliberately sided with evil. Her country never made an example of her as it should have done in the first place. She didn’t deserve to have a long life – its one of those theodical questions about why good people often die young and the very evil folks get to live out their entire lives.

Fonda has no true remorse about she did. The country owes her no apologies and no thanks. Let’s save our appreciation and respect to the Vietnam Vets who gave their full measure of devotion and sacrifice for our country and so our allies could live in freedom. While Fonda will soon be a footnote in the history books, America’s heroes will live on in our nation’s affection and esteem.

NormanF on June 12, 2012 at 4:46 pm

Hanoi Jane should still be tried for treason, now and for all times.

Grandma Sue on June 12, 2012 at 4:59 pm

PS Hanoi Jane is proof liberal Hollywood loves attention more than anything else, bypassing all common sense and love of country, and easily duped by anyone offering cheap publicity shots.

Grandma Sue on June 12, 2012 at 5:01 pm

    Aren’t we generalizing a bit? I’ll take today’s Jason Statham or Mark Wahlberg over some Communist screenwriter from way back in the “Golden” Age.

    Seek on June 13, 2012 at 1:07 pm

Excellent, Debbie. Sadly, far too many people have no memory or frame of reference of Hanoi Jane aside from her films and workout tapes. When explained to them of her traitorous activities during Vietnam, the eyes roll and the reponse is “that’s ancient history; people shouldn’t call her names, etc.”
Hanoi Jane may, in fact, become a footnote in history books, but until then, people must be reminded of the history and should not put a single red cent in her pocket.
Fonda is merely a symptom of the crisis mode the United States finds itself in – awash in diversity training while shunning history, math and science as the US ranks 17th in science, 31st in math and 15th in reading globally.

Sanford D. Horn on June 12, 2012 at 5:05 pm

B.O. has a poster of her next to his honorary
SDS Weatherman portrait of Bill Ayers.
Fonda should be Ambassador to Hanoi in the Zebra’s
2nd Term.
The Left won that War and continue efforts to
make the U.S. a third world power.

Commander Zero is a Putz on June 12, 2012 at 5:14 pm

    commander – but which poster to obamboozle gaze upon when satisfying himself?

    he probably alternates between them…

    kirche on June 13, 2012 at 8:32 am

The US troops should have taken her out along w/ her hosts during that war. Screw the idea that she was an US citizen – when US citizens, like John Walker Lindh, join the enemy, they should be killed in battle.

It sure saves the cost of an expensive trial, and these days, all the publicity that goes w/ it. A few such examples, and most anti-American Americans would think 10 times before embarking on such treasonous adventures.

Infidel on June 12, 2012 at 5:14 pm

hanoi jane is hateful ?!
so what
how about that it’s truthful

a true statement is what it is
if you want to attach emotion to it
so what
it’s still the truth and
res ipse loquitur

to bad if the leftist pigs
don’t understand

time does not heal this wound jane
you were openly a traitor when
our young boys were dying

boycott jane fonda
commie traitor bitch

prestigio on June 12, 2012 at 5:42 pm

I would gladly flip the switch that fries the bitch. Or strike the match that burns her in hell.

Richard on June 12, 2012 at 5:46 pm

the money grabbing old sow the traitor hanoi jane fonda must need the money again that she has to go out at her advanced age and try to make some more bucks for herself. shell die as HANOI JANE!

bob on June 12, 2012 at 5:47 pm

muslims today burning buddhist houses down in Burma

so MUSLIMS are ay war with christians, hindus, jews, buddhists, atheists, actually everyone else different than their sick racist disease they call their religion

DEPORT EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM FROM EVERY COUNTRY CLEANSE THAT DISEASE

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/06/12/us-myanmar-violence-idUSBRE85B17E20120612

bob on June 12, 2012 at 5:53 pm

I am sure that she used her father’s influence,namely Henry Fonda, in order to avoid more significant repercussions for her actions. Also, USA Today reads more like something put out by a high school or community college journalism class than a serious newspaper. Jane Fonda has gone a long way on a very modest amount of talent and a great deal of pampering.

Worry01 on June 12, 2012 at 5:53 pm

She will always be known as Hanoi Jane. She’s a treasonous POS that should be spit on wherever she goes.

Road Warrior on June 12, 2012 at 6:03 pm

About three years ago I was sent an e mail – you know the kind that is forwarded in the hopes that you will forward it to others. It was written originally by an ex POW who with a few other prisoners was allowed by his North Vietnamese captors to shower and shave and was given fresh clothes so that he could meet Jane Fonda and look fairly presentable. The men were also given extra food prior to the visit to at least mitigate their gauntness.

They did not know if they had been reported missing so they wrote their social security numbers on a small piece of paper. When they shook hands with Jane Fonda the man who wrote the email slipped the paper into her hands hoping she would turn it over to American authorities. Instead she handed it to her Vietnamese guide. The men were severely beaten for what they did.

Has anyone seen that e-mail? I do not remember the name of the man who wrote it, but he did give his current (at the time) information.

Gloria Stewart on June 12, 2012 at 6:05 pm

    Dear Ms. Stewart: I either got that email or read your description of it in a previous posting.

    Dear Debbie: It was the North Vietnamese that Fonda was cozy as kittens with, not the Vietcong.

    Hanoi Jane a “hateful” nickname? You can find more hateful nicknames floating around in any grade school classroom or any bunk in a summer camp!!!!

    Miranda Rose Smith on June 13, 2012 at 5:41 am

Speaking of Janet Jackson, Madonna just di the same thing. She showed her tits on stage to Turkish Muslims.

From the biggest badest bitch on the net, the Mad Jewess (gawd I love that woman!)

http://themadjewess.com/2012/06/10/madonna-shows-the-turks-her-tits-this-is-what-we-think-of-her/

Cotton-eyed Joe on June 12, 2012 at 6:07 pm

    Why do you think anyone here would even care? Do you make it a habit to post your sexual fantasies on random blogs? It is time to graduate from middle school Cotton.

    Worry on June 12, 2012 at 7:26 pm

    Someone needs to tell Madonna that women over 50 are supposed to wear clothes for a reason. Few desire to see their nether parts.

    david7134 on June 12, 2012 at 7:48 pm

Are you kidding me? Does this piss poor excuse for a newspaper really think they can somehow cleanse the traitorous image that Hanoi Jane earned for herself by cavorting with enemy soldiers who were killing Americans during a time of war? Are you seriously helping to “resurrect” this low-life scumbag actress who treated American POW’s like dirt, who cheered NVA soldiers for killing Americans and made audio tapes supporting those who were at war with our soldiers?

Where is the journalist integrity? Where is the patriotism? Where is the sense of right and wrong? Where is the good judgment.

Here’s my good judgment: never again will I purchase or read this crappy excuse for a newspaper. It may not affect them, but I will tell anybody I know or meet about USA Today and how it supports and encourages traitors and cowards who commit treason and war crimes.

She may not like “Hanoi Jane” but she made her choices and she can live with the results. I fought in ‘Nam for almost two years and I’M LIVING WITH THE RESULTS OF MY CHOICES. USA Today should ask no less of this traitor and coward.

Namvet 6769 on June 12, 2012 at 6:09 pm

This dumb, odious see-you-next-tuesday…I can’t wait ’til she carks it. She is the ultimate example of a spoiled brat who can’t get over Daddy even hating her worthless arse! Go to hell, Hanoi Jane!

I am so glad DS said she was thin due to bulimia and NOT her stupid-ass exercise videos. She is disgusting and although she may have looked good on the outside at times she is rotting pitch from the inside, out. Her Daddy didn’t love her nor did any good man. She had to be a “feminist” because she had to fake caring that she is/was and unlovable POS!

Skunky on June 12, 2012 at 6:23 pm

The reason Jane Fonda didn’t get tried for treason is because over half of our congressmen were just as big a traitor as she was.
They all abandoned our soldiers and the South Vietnamese.
They are the reason that millions died at the hands of the Communists.

Fonda is just one fool and can only do a little damage,
the bigger damage is done by the gang of fools that were elected and were just as big a traitor as her,
but the biggest damage is done by the army of fools that voted the traitors into office in the first place.

smg45acp on June 12, 2012 at 6:54 pm

Excellent article Debbie. Thank you for being our guiding light in times of Marxist politics.

Please allow me to add the name Cassius Clay to that list of ahem Americans who refused conscription.

More names of treasonous Americans to add to the list include Abraham Lincoln for allowing Samuel P. Chase to issue Greenbacks to pay for the War Between The States and then not paying on the Greenbacks at the end of th war.

Lincoln also allowing Marxist Mercenaries into the Union Army to fight the South. These same Marxist’s who lost in 1848 in Europe’s War sought refuge in the United States. A number of them were in Lincoln’s cabinet. Please read Al Benson, Jr.’s book, “Lincoln’s Marxists.”

Also topping the list of Treasonous Villains are James A. Johnson, Angelo Mozillo, and Jamie Dimon for floating worthless mortgages (Greenbacks) onto the United States and the world economy thereby causing the ecoinomic depression we are now in.

Confederate South on June 12, 2012 at 6:55 pm

    Right on, Confederate South.

    Joel-Confederate Son on June 13, 2012 at 12:33 pm

This is only one thing the bitch did. After Vietnam, she came down to New Orleans and helped the black panthers kill white people. One good thing about her is that she liked threesomes, but otherwise she is one piece of work.

Bob,
An exercise, name one country where Muslims are a minority and they get along with everyone. You can’t do it. They cause trouble everywhere. If they are in the majority, they make sure that everyone’s rights are taken away.

david7134 on June 12, 2012 at 7:45 pm

hanoi jane is just an olde douchebag traitor now. a disgusting olde sow!

bob on June 12, 2012 at 7:46 pm

Tokyo Rose was a generic name given by GI’s to any of approximately a dozen English-speaking female broadcasters of Japanese propaganda…

Tokyo Rose is most strongly associated with Iva Toguri D’Aquino, an American citizen born to Japanese immigrants… At least she was ethnically Japanese… She was pardoned by U.S. President Gerald Ford… Another RINO (Republican In Name Only)…

Hans on June 12, 2012 at 8:29 pm

I think Hanoi Jane is the perfect candidate for a circle-jerk…who’s in guys?

Patrick on June 12, 2012 at 8:52 pm

Debbie I always liked Henry Fonda. Hanoi Jane wasn’t his best work. Debbie I have a Jewish business idea for us. We’ll get paid and do tsedakah at the same time. As we will have to live together to execute my plan, we will also economize on our living expenses, eg. Kosher goods, Judaica, Yiddish pay-per-view, and various bulk items at Costco. And you can pay me rent the old fashioned way.

A1 on June 12, 2012 at 9:45 pm

Time for free speech:

Hey Hanoi, boo f–king hoo.

As goes... on June 12, 2012 at 10:33 pm

Well… let’s hope USA TODAY is right and that Jane Fonda is indeed “haunted by a 40-year-old photo” which will never go away.

But really Debbie! This is so YESTERDAY. Kids don’t know who Jane Fonda is nor do they remember her mis-deeds.

Therefore, let me take this opportunity to remind you that modern day Jane Fondas couldn’t wait to visit Damascus to praise Bashar Al-Assad in 2006 when the Democrats took over the Congress. While Baby Assad murders people en masse, is Sec. of State Clinton or Minority Leader Pelosi “haunted” by their similar visit to Damascus?

Where are all those Congressmen who hailed Baby Assad as a “Reformer” now? Where is their guilt? Why do current events not haunt THEM?

Today, America has full relations with Vietnam. There’s even a Chabad House in Hanoi. No haunting emotions there! The War is but a memory for an older generation.

But Syria is in turmoil. The government, openly praised by a large delegation of Congressmen led by Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton is murdering people in the streets and torturing people in sports stadiums. I say we fast-forward the clock, Debbie.

Let the 40+ year old pictures haunt little, inconsequential, Jane Fonda as they should. We have bigger fish to fry now.

Regards,

There is NO Santa Claus (aka TINSC)

There is NO Santa Claus on June 12, 2012 at 10:59 pm

Hollywood buffoons like Hanoi Jane, Sean Penn, Danny Glover, Susan Sarandon, Martin Sheen, Oliver Stone, ad nauseum, don’t have the slightest grasp of basic U.S. or World History, have no clue about the origin and evils of Communism, and abuse their easy access to media to pontificate to the rest of us their proctological view of America–the capitalist country that enabled them to achieve artistic freedom and make a spectacular living that only an infinitesmal number of people enjoy in the world. I have no problem with freedom of speech, and the right to assemble or protest on our own soil, but crossing over to support America’s enemies abroad is nothing less than high treason. Hanoi Jane and her Hollyweird brethren are nothing more than Useful Idiots of totalitarian regimes everywhere. These celebrities are a far cry from celebrities of yesteryear, ie. Jimmy Stewart, Clark Gable, Carole Lombard, etc. who were patriots for their country.

nailsagainsttheboard on June 12, 2012 at 11:07 pm

If conservatives can pay for their mistakes all their lives, then I say: Hanoi Jane today, Hanoi Jane tomorrow, and Hanoi Jane forever.

gravejoke on June 12, 2012 at 11:26 pm

I and many others will dance a happy jig when Hanoi Jane dies. DIE you scum traitor Bitch!!

bobby99 on June 13, 2012 at 12:15 am

Hanoi Jane earned that nickname all by herself. She was sure proud of it then but now see’s the support (a lot of it fake pc support) for the troops and how it will impact sales of what ever she is selling. Kinda like how oprah lost women viewers when she went with race instead of sex. Made your decision now live with the consequences.

ender on June 13, 2012 at 1:03 am

I personally would love to see John McCain put a model 1911 Springfield 45acp to her forehead on the steps of the Capital and pull the trigger. That, to me, would be proper justice. Any Vietnam Vet or former Vietnam POW would suffice but, if McCain would do it, it would regain some respect for him and earn him his taxpayer pension. I would forgive his screw ups and he could retire in peace with pride.

FactSlap on June 13, 2012 at 3:30 am

Some idiots in their younger years get a “tramp-stamp”… Hanoi Jane got a different “tramp-stamp”…

As they get older and wiser they regret their actions… That’s good!… It’s even better that Hanoi Jane can’t laser off her “tramp-stamp”…

Hans on June 13, 2012 at 7:34 am

    good point hans, it’s etched on her blackened soul for all time…

    kirche on June 13, 2012 at 8:36 am

I have always asked over the decades if someone was to ever see her face-to-face, would he/she give her a two-letter message from me: F U!

Pats on June 13, 2012 at 8:08 am

i would like to sucker punch her right in her aging, shriveled, marxist ovaries…

WHAM!

kirche on June 13, 2012 at 8:34 am

Pond scum…….both Hanoi Jane AND USA Today. Who is the cretin that wrote the sappy article? Boycott USA Today. It’s nothing but another leftist rag…..has been for years.

Herbster on June 13, 2012 at 8:54 am

On 04/09/1967, at the age of 19, I was wounded in Vietnam two miles from the Cambodian border supporting Operation Junction City. Surgery to place at the 3rd Surgical Hospital in the Mekong Delta and lasted over eight hours. A few days after my initial surgery, I recall three visitors to the hospital; the first was General Westmoreland, the second was Chuck Connors from the popular 60′s TV series – The Rifleman. The last person who came to the 3rd Surgical Hospital was Jane Fonda’s father, Henry Fonda. What a stark contrast between father and daughter. Henry Fonda and Chuck Connors didn’t have to fly to South Vietnam and put their lives at risk – they wanted to! For this wounded soldier, their visits made me feel like someone special and even if it were for a few minutes, made the pains of war disappear. I am now 65 years old and never will forget the day that Henry Fonda visited our hospital in Vietnam and lifted the spirits of a very young wounded soldier. I suspect Jane Fonda has never visited our troops in her lifetime.

Tom Holley on June 13, 2012 at 9:18 am

They still have Jane Fonda urinal stickers used in most American Legion & VFW Men’s Rooms.

John Rickell on June 13, 2012 at 9:23 am

they used to hang traitors at one time now they become movie
stars

martin potashner on June 13, 2012 at 9:57 am

Unfortunetely, this hasn’t really hurt Fonda at all. She has built a fortune since these traitorous acts occured. Her good family name, liberal icon in Holloywood, has not been hurt. This says more about us than it does about her.

JeffT on June 13, 2012 at 11:55 am

I did not know that “Hanoi Jane” Fonda/Hayden/Turner/? still made “Exercise Videos.”

I did not know that she still makes movies.

I did not know that she is still among the living, and not a silver/gray haired, shrivelled up resident of some crypt somewhere.

(grin)

Her best work was in the movie “Jurassic Park,” in which she portrayed the homicidal, stalking Velaciraptor, in the movie “Cujo,” in which she portrayed the rabid dog, and in the movie “Barbarella,” specifically, the scene in which she is “tortured” to death in the unbearable orgasm machine and breaks the machine, enjoying the ordeal instead.

William on June 13, 2012 at 11:59 am

Words cannot begin to describe how I feel about this traitorous old scumbagette. USA Today has got to be kidding itself with this little make over for that cow. Hanoi Jane is upset about her nickname! Well excuse me for not giving a flying fig. Stupid Hollyweird liberals like her either had no idea or didn’t care how their actions during Vietnam affected our servicemen back then. Most of those guys are dead so who will speak for them about this witch. Well I for one will take it upon myself to tell little Janey this, You earned that nickname moron. Because of your actions and the actions of other vacuous, maggot infested, greasy headed liberal freaks during the Vietman War most of our guys who came back were further demoralized by being called baby killer and spat upon. You should thank your lucky stars that all you got was a freaking nickname. In a just world you would’ve been tried for treason and shot in the back of the head. So Hanoi Jane you can take your name that you’re stuck with go crawl back under your stinky hippie rock to be never seen again. I hope that you live out the rest of your miserable days looking over your shoulder because I’ve been to the VFW Chapter that vets like my Dad belong to. Those guys still hate your guts and they have long and not fond memories of you.

Ken b on June 13, 2012 at 12:06 pm

Jane Fonda is always a despicable Traitor to me. She does not deserve to have an American citizenship or in a honored place like many brave American men and women. There is a special place in Hell for unrepentant Traitors like Jane Fonda.

Bob on June 13, 2012 at 12:18 pm

If you’re still a Leftist/Marxist/Maoist/Communist past the age of 30….

Phineas on June 13, 2012 at 12:19 pm

Barbarella wants us to change how we feel about her. Okay, Jane, you’re just a whore for publicity. How’s that feel? No? Okay, you’re a whore and a traitor. Is that better?

DJH on June 13, 2012 at 12:56 pm

if she had ever come to visit us(101st) in the hospital her chances of leaving alive were very slim.

BRUCE on June 13, 2012 at 1:26 pm

Personally, I’d tap Barbarella – to hell with Roger Vadim!

But I’m just sick of hearing Jane this Jane that mainly because it’s been played out like a meme.

Now if Jane posed with Octomom (remember her?) – THEN WE’D HAVE A PROBLEM!

(Of course, if she actually had done that, that would definitely make her the Most Hated Actress in Western Civilization – that is, if she weren’t that already.)

The Reverend Jacques on June 13, 2012 at 1:51 pm

With respect to TINSC: those who forget history shall be condemned to repeat it.

Those who dismiss or ignore it shall experience it.

Something’s gotta come from somewhere. And in order to go forward, it never hurts to look back at what you’re leaving behind.

I say no more.

The Reverend Jacques on June 13, 2012 at 2:03 pm

By her own admission, Jane Fonda has never had an original thought in her life. Everything she ever did or was part of, from her choice of movie roles, her politics (which I do not believe she ever really had or has any understanding of) and her exercise videos, were all somebody else’s ideas. When I look at her, I see someone who has never carefully taken into consideration anything she has ever been a part of. In short, if she had not been the progeny of a major A-list actor of the 30s, 40s and 50s, there is no question in my mind that she would have instead been a grocery store check-out girl. I can easily imagine her running my purchases over a scanner, and then asking, “Paper or plastic?”

I often look at celebrities who “inherited” their vocation and think about how they might have turned out if they hadn’t. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Every time I see a drunk lying in the gutter, covered in his own barf, I say to myself, “There but for the grace of Martin Sheen goes Charlie Sheen.”

Irving on June 13, 2012 at 2:23 pm

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