April 13, 2009, - 11:50 am

HOprah Watch: Oprah Says, “You Need to Buy a Vibrator for Your Teen Daughter”

By Debbie Schlussel
While I was away for the first days of Passover, I missed a lot. And I missed a lot of garbage.
In the latter category, on her daytime talk show, Thursday, Oprah Winfrey had a mother give her ten-year-old daughter the “birds and bees” talk. That was bad enough.
Worse was Oprah’s sex therapist, “Dr.” Laura Berman (who is not a real doctor, she has a Ph.D.). Berman, who hosts the “Better in Bed” show on Oprah’s XM channel, told parents

you can also introduce your daughters about self-stimulation, orgasm, masturbation . . . . And think about getting a vibrator [for your daughters] when they’re fifteen. . . . I’m a big believer in a vibrator for every woman. Every woman should have one.

And, of course, big fat Oprah was the one-woman giant amen crowd for this outrageous advice to buy sex toys for your kids.
Oprah:

What is the big deal about a vibrator?

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Fake Doctor Laura Berman, Oprah:

Dirty Old Hags Tell You to Buy Vibrators For Your Daughters


For you, Oprah, probably nothing, since it’s your eternal bedmate.
Yup, this is what Oprah wants you to teach your ten-year-old. Who needs Larry Flynt’s filth, when you can hear this gross fantasy on daytime television? Where the heck is the FCC? So, Howard Stern has to be censored, but this goes on the airwaves, interruption-free?
Oh, and get the “feminist,” anti-male excuse for teaching your young kids to masturbate.
“Dr.” Laura Berman:

Teach your daughters to self-stimulate . . . so that they never have to depend on a boy to do it for them.

Uh-huh. This is what your kids watch on afternoon TV when they come home from school.
I seem to remember a similarly obtuse person recommending this “teach your kids to masturbate” BS. Remember Joycelyn Elders, President Clinton’s incompetent, affirmative action project surgeon general?
Remember her? We’d rather not.

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Keep Their Sex Advice Away From Your Kids

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11 Responses

We can’t teach kids self-restraint and modesty. And adult authority isn’t exactly enhanced when adults act like children themselves. Its not only about the message; its how adults want to be viewed these days.
How embarrassing!

NormanF on April 13, 2009 at 12:26 pm

Memo to HOprah, if this is good for the masses, it should be good for Obama’s daughters, you think?

californiascreaming on April 13, 2009 at 12:33 pm

How about Oprah issuing vibrators to her girls’ school in South Africa – remember, the one that was embroiled in a sex scandal?

C. Gee on April 13, 2009 at 1:08 pm

i knew their was a reason i did not watch her… she has her own morality

mindy1 on April 13, 2009 at 2:27 pm

This gives a whole new meaning to “toys for tots”.
And we thought she couldn’t dumb down the culture any further.
Thanks Oprah

Southernops on April 13, 2009 at 2:46 pm

Oprah is icky.
Nuff said.

There is NO Santa Claus on April 13, 2009 at 10:14 pm

Doesn’t the suggestion of parents or guardians teaching their kids to masturbate, self-stimulate, or even purchasing them a sex toy constitute “aiding in the deliquency of a minor” all the way up to “child endangerment”? If the parents, most likely their mothers, had to teach their kids to masturbate or how to use a sex toy, isn’t that against most States child porn or child sex abuse laws?
Once again, Oprah has proven she needs separation from mainstream society.
NormanF hit it on the head – these adults are acting like children themselves, and not the kind of immature people polite society interacts with.

bhparkman on April 14, 2009 at 3:47 am

Ph.D.’s are real doctors. The term doctor was used by academics before there was any organized medical education or medical degree. Although most of us are more familiar with the term being used for medical doctors, if you are looking for a quibble, the Ph.D.’s are more acurately described as real doctors than the M.D.’s.

PapaBear on April 14, 2009 at 1:38 pm

There is discrimination against men in schools.
There is discrimination against men in hiring.
There is discrimination against men in promotions.
Now, Oprah Winfrey wants to make us totally unnecessary.

chsw on April 14, 2009 at 4:38 pm

I watched Laura Berman on a FoxNews show and all I can say is she is a man hating bitch that uses her personal opinions as fact when talking about her brand of “pop” psychology.
On her bio page she says;”has been working as a sex educator and therapist for 20 years and is considered a thought leader in her field.”
Thought Leader?? She has no shame. What the hell is a thought leader….She makes this shit up as she goes along citing her expertise as being booked on stupid shows like Oprah and the Today show.Translation huckster.
She should be drummed out of the profession as a quack and self promoting feminist bitch but since there are no standards any longer in this field, any charlatan can set themselves up as an expert and get away with it.
The media is responsible for touting this obvious circus clown as an expert and having her on TV to spout her ridiculous opinions about Sex as fact.
She is in the same league of slime balls as Dr Phil and Jerry Springer.

ScottyDog on April 15, 2009 at 7:45 pm

ok, a lot of people have made many good points, but just one kind of out in left field; if the kid can’t figure out how to provide ’self pleasure’ how the hell will they learn to have sex? if they cannot figure it out on their own, they just aren’t ready!

McLovin on April 17, 2009 at 9:20 pm

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