March 8, 2007, - 3:49 pm
By Debbie Schlussel
I warned you that Rudy Giuliani violated a cardinal rule of politics. He dressed in drag and showed his gams.
Well, now, the first “Rudy Has Nice Legs” column has cropped up in today’s Chicago Tribune. Columnist John Kass does the honors (and links to this site, which is always welcome).
Now, if we can only find an “Obama in Drag” photo. And keep all photos of Hillary’s kankles, er . . . legs away from public view.
Yes, Giuliani has better legs than Hillary. Much better. And, unfortunately, I think she’s more masculine than any candidate running. Can’t we do one of those gender tests like they do in the Olympics, and disqualify her? Just asking.
There’s only one man we can tolerate in pantyhose, and looking back on it, I’m not sure we can tolerate even him in nylons (doesn’t really stand the test of time) . . .
Tags: Chicago Tribune, columnist, Debbie Schlussel, John Kass, Rudy Giuliani, the Olympics