June 26, 2009, - 8:44 am

HILARIOUS: Best Monologue on Michael Jackson Death; UPDATE: Best Tasteless Michael Jackson Joke

By Debbie Schlussel
No matter how you feel about Michael Jackson, you’ll find this hilarious. The Jackson part goes from the beginning of the video until about 3:42.

**** UPDATE: Best Tasteless Michael Jackson Joke (heard this morning on WRIF-FM’s “Mike in the Morning” show, Detroit radio):

Due to Michael Jackson’s untimely death, all of his dates in London have been canceled. His dates were Tim, Age 10, and Sam, Age 7.

I know, I know. As Jimmy Kimmel says, “Too soon?”

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9 Responses

It’s a strange coincidence that Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson passed away on the same day.
One played with the Majors and one played with the minors…

rbb on June 26, 2009 at 10:49 am

What time was bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?
When the big hand touches the little hand…

rbb on June 26, 2009 at 10:51 am

Since he was half plastic anyway, they could melt him down and make Legos out of him so little kids could play with HIM for a change. Ba da da, chuuushhhh.lol

samurai on June 26, 2009 at 11:31 am

samurai at June 26, 2009 11:31 AM
If he isn’t properly recycled, will a citation be issued?

yonason on June 26, 2009 at 12:05 pm

I wonder, will thye use a coffin for his remains or a curbside recycling bin?

Aye Chihuahua on June 26, 2009 at 3:08 pm

What were Michael Jackson’s last words?
“Take me to Children’s Hospital!”

rglovejoy on June 26, 2009 at 5:39 pm

Whatís the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

MarySJ on June 26, 2009 at 7:27 pm


Shy Guy on June 27, 2009 at 2:57 pm

How about the old Dorthy Parker joke:
“Michael Jackson is dead.”
“How could they tell?”
Because he sure as Hell barely resembled a Human being anymore.

OldSchoolW on June 28, 2009 at 2:16 pm

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