July 17, 2009, - 12:29 pm

HILARIOUS!!!!: New Terror Alert System Unveiled

By Debbie Schlussel
Earlier this week, I told you about masteratrix bureaucrat and Department of Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano’s appointment of a tax-wasting committee to review the color terror alert system and come up with a new tax-wasting and equally silly system.
Well, my friends at “The Jimmy Kimmel Show” didn’t need the 60 days J-No’s people are using or a gazillion dollars in tax money. They came up with a GREAT new terror alert system so quickly and spent zero tax dollars in doing so. (Would have been even better if they also used Nancy Kerrigan “WHYYYYY?!” video.)

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What self respecting lady would even say that in public?

californiascreaming on July 17, 2009 at 11:36 pm

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