March 15, 2007, - 10:23 pm
By Debbie Schlussel
I thought America’s most famous annoying lesbian, Rosie O’Donnell, couldn’t get any loonier than this morning, when on national TV, she inaugurated herself as President of the Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Fan Club.
But I was so wrong.
This evening, Rosie O’D made it official: She believes in the 9/11 conspiracy theories. She said so on her blog.
Rosie believes that the World Trade Center Towers were blown up on purpose to shield WorldCom and Enron from an SEC investigation. She also believes it was done to destroy FBI, SEC, IRS, Secret Service, and Citibank’s Salomon Smith & Barney’s records.
Rosie O’Nutcase believes that 7 World Trade Center collapsed too perfectly in its footprint to have been a result of terrorist attacks.
She doesn’t believe a steel building could be brought down to rubble by fire, that the fires were not “evenly distributed” so the building couldn’t have been brought down by fire. Attention Rosie O’D, if the fires were evenly distributed, now that would be a conspiracy. Generally, fires that are evenly distributed are arson fires. Generally, fires cause by accidents are NOT evenly distributed.
Rosie believes that landlord Silverstein had some sort of conspiracy with the New York Fire Department to bring the building down. (You know–Silverstein? Why, of course, The Joooooos did it.)
She believes that New York firefighters knew ahead of time that the building was going to “blow up” and are now apparently lying and covering the “explosion” up by claiming it’s a fire.
Oh, and by the way, Rosie has closed the comments and trackbacks sections on her blog. Gee, I wonder why.
If only Rosie would have the guts to express her nutty conspiracy theories on TV for the world to see. Hmmm . . . I wonder what her conspiracy theory is for why Khalid Sheikh Mohammed openly bragged:
I decapitated with my blessed right hand the head of the American Jew, Daniel Pearl, in the city of Karachi, Pakistan. For those who would like to confirm it, there are pictures of me on the Internet holding his head.
Those certainly don’t sound like the words of someone undergoing torture. And even if he was “tortured,” he certainly wasn’t tortured into brutally murdering Daniel Pearl and bragging about it in photos on the Internet. And I fail to see how that is part of any “conspiracy theory” to help Worldcom and Enron.
Memo to Barbara Walters: Time for a special spin-off show hosted by Rosie O’Donnell–“The View from Roosevelt Psychiatric Hospital.”
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