July 21, 2009, - 11:40 am

BurqaWatch: Meet “Palestine”‘s & Islamofascism’s Newest Pimp, David Hasselhoff (He Loves the Burqa)

By Debbie Schlussel
Hmmm . . . maybe they ought to change the name of the NBC show to “America’s Got Girlie-men Islam Pimps.” After all, the only “American” judge on the show, aging Baywatch lifeguard, King of Cheese and hero to Euro-trash, David Hasselhoff, is the newest volunteer pimp for Islam and the burqa. He’s also the latest D-List celeb to recognize “Palestine.”
“The Hoff” recently went on a trip to the No-Israeli-Jews-allowed Dubai and the United Arab Emirates, where he made pandering videos pimping their malls, artificial snow indoor skiing venue, and other tourist destinations. He was there looking for a studio in Dubai at which to film and produce a new TV show, to promote understanding of Muslims. And he also traveled to a place he calls “Palestine.” (Strangely, the Hoff chose not to post any videos from his trip to “Palestine,” where I guarantee his statements and behavior were even more barf-wothy.)

Find more videos like this on HoffSpace

Watch the video of “The Hoff” with his full-ninja-garbed Muslima fans from Saudi Arabia, who were shopping in Dubai, where this video was filmed. Note the local cameraman’s admonition to Mr. Cheesy-hoff: NO HUGGING! Ooooh. If he touched their black sheets, it’s just like having sex.

Find more videos like this on HoffSpace

And check out his pandering “peace and understanding” BS explanation of the vid:

We met these ladies from Saudi Arabia in Dubai (they’d come for the shopping) and it was very strange to me to see them so covered up! While I was in the Middle East though I learned that the reason they are so covered is because Allah told Muslim women in the Koran to be modest and that’s how they interpret it in Saudi Arabia. I love to learn about other cultures because I think it helps promote peace and understanding.
Talk to you all soon, In shahallah

Yeah, learning how to pander to the full ninjas from Saudi Arabia promotes peace and understanding. . . all the way to the 72 virgins.
On an interview, this morning, on ABC’s airhead yenta-fest, “The View,” Hasselhoff talked about how all of these women in niqabs (face veils, or as I like to more accurately call it, “the full Ninja”) are, underneath their robes, sexy blondes in jeans. Uh, you keep telling yourself that, David. Memo to the Hoff: They don’t show women in bathing suits–read: “Baywatch”–on TV in Saudi Arabia.
Islamo-Pimp David Hasselhoff, You’ve Regressed a Long Way, Baby: From This . . .

To This . . .

Hasselhoff says that as soon as he saw these women had expensive Prada bags, he knew they were okay. Yes, because terrorists and those who sympathize with them never wear designer clothing or own expensive accoutrements. Talk about ignorance.
Here, Hasselhoff pimps the Sheikh Zayed mosque, named for Sheikh Zayed Bin Sultan Al-Nahyan, who started a paid speakers bureau for Holocaust deniers, 9/11 Truthers (who said Israel and the CIA did the attacks), and Neil Bush. The speakers were so vile that Harvard rejected money from Sheikh Zayed. But I don’t expect a pimping fool from “Night Rider” to do a tiny bit of research to figure that out.

Find more videos like this on HoffSpace

Writes the full of himself Hasselhoff:

Today we went to the Sheikh Zayed Mosque in Abu Dhabi and this place is amazing. It was built to honor Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan al Nahyan (the founder of the UAE) by his sons when he died. It houses the world’s largest carpet and the world’s largest chandeliers! Most mosques in Abu Dhabi are closed to non-Muslims, but this one has been opened to everyone to promote religious tolerance, which is a great thing.
I was so humbled to visit this mosque because, firstly, it was a beautiful building and an awesome sight. Secondly, it was a wonderful opportunity to see a mosque. I had never done that before and I learned so much from the experience. Despite the crowds, it was a very holy place and it is so much better to learn about other cultures than simply to exist in a world of blind prejudice and ignorance.
Thirdly, it was amazing how so many people knew me. It was so cool. I was blown away by all the nationalities, and I love Abu Dhabi for being such a multinational country. It was also so cool for me to spread love and bring joy to all the people I met today. I am so lucky to be able to do that and truly blessed. I hope we all learn that it is love that brings us all together and can really make the world a better place.

Are you fricking kidding me? This is a country that doesn’t allow Jews with Israeli passports or Israeli stamps in their passports into the country. This is a country that promotes hate, and from which the 9/11 hijackers operated and financed the attacks, a country that recognized the Taliban into December 2001 after the 9/11 attacks. This is “multinational”? This idiot is lecturing us about “religious tolerance” and “blind prejudice and ignorance”?! Of course, don’t expect this guy to have a clue, when he’s so obsessed with how “cool” it was that “so many people knew me.” Barf.
More video ipecac Hoff:

Find more videos like this on HoffSpace

Don’t forget that this poor excuse for an American entertainer was the one who cried on “American Idol” and then blamed his crying on President Bush and the War in Iraq. Uh-huh. I could watch these two videos over and over:

And don’t forget the drunk Hoff being videotaped by his teen daughter:

More Hasselhoff pandering and promotion of Dubai. Notice how far down his shirt is unbuttoned. He’ll fit in very well with his Mid-eastern male compadres.

Find more videos like this on HoffSpace

Hilarious–the Arabic cameraman has to teach Hasselhoff how to speak basic English. Typical grad of Baywatch University.

Find more videos like this on HoffSpace

*** UPDATE: Somehow I doubt this will make Hasselhoff’s proposed TV show about the “tolerance” of the Islamic world, especially in Dubai.

14 Responses

KafirWatch–This Fall on CBS, the Crescent Broadcasting System. Don’t miss it, infidels!
I’m speechless. Doesn’t that fool have 2 daughters? These people that I used to love watching are just sinking further and further into the abyss. sigh.
And, can’t these women wear any other color? I know that the “full ninja” has to be opaque. Can’t have those pious Muslim men seeing anything other than a shapeless ghost. But, black in the desert? I never understood that. Well, I do but it blows my mind every time I see it!

cirrus1701 on July 21, 2009 at 1:06 pm

Proof that alcohol rots your brain.
Everytime I look at Hoff, I remember him crawling drunk on the floor eating a hamburger off the floor.
He will always be a crawling stumbling drunken fool. I give his words no weight.

GOLDENMIKE4393 on July 21, 2009 at 1:12 pm

I did my good deed for the day. I went to his site and welcomed the Hoff to the ranks of the dhimmis.
David Dhimmihoff–I like it! *snicker*

cirrus1701 on July 21, 2009 at 1:17 pm

“blind prejudice and ignorance.” – The Hoff.
The only word he got right here is “ignorance”. Over 7 years after 9/11, the average westerner knows nothing more of Islam than he did on 9/10.
All we “know” about Islam comes from a thin menu of PC choices like, “it’s really a peaceful relgion that’s been hijacked”. What BS!
I have taken the time to CAREFULLY read the Qur’an, and it’s one scary book full of hatred and apartheid, and unless we wake up to that fact soon, it will be too late to stop the tide.

stevecanuck on July 21, 2009 at 1:31 pm

Hmm, one mosque in Dubai is open to infidels in order to promote religious tolerance?
I’d like to ask Mr. Hasselhoff if he did any filming or will do any filming from any of Dubai’s or UAE’s synagogues or churches in order to promote religious tolerance?
Oh wait, that’s right! There aren’t any synagogues there. Religious tolerance only flows in one direction.

sonofsheldon on July 21, 2009 at 2:02 pm

The world according to Hoff. He can have it. Who is worse the Hoff or the Muslim ladies?
He is a fool. I am mad at Hasslehoff for raising a brat daughter. Forget about his alcohol problem. This child needs to get the sh*t knocked out of her. She should respect her parents and shut her f*cking mouth. In effect Hasslehoff deserved his brat daughter of putting him down when he needed help. He raised a brat, obviously she has no fear of him. He is reaping what he sowed. He was a bitched out dad. No sympathy for the Hoff. He put a snot nosed brat on the world trying tell the rest of the world how be.

californiascreaming on July 21, 2009 at 2:20 pm

Oh no….for god sakes no. I swear he was one of the last famous people I would think of going the way of the death buster.
Add to the fact that he was one of my heroes growing up when Knight Rider was on. I wanted to be freaking Michael Knight when I was little!!
Come on Hoff…please think about what your saying and get out of being a death buster.

Squirrel3D on July 21, 2009 at 2:26 pm

Hmmm…how do the Saudis know about this guy? Do they watch Baywatch on the net, sat, or cable?

MVH on July 21, 2009 at 2:53 pm

Americans know little about Islam…. you’ll learn more about it from America: World Police Team than you will from David Hasselhoff and all the clueless Hollywood stars!

NormanF on July 21, 2009 at 3:06 pm

The vid of the drunk “hoff” should be required viewing for attendees of AA. As gross as it is to watch, his daughter seems to be pretty sharp–as she tactfully bitch slaps this pitiful father down to size. Not that he would remember one second of her words–I hope she made him watch this video sober.
As for Dubai and all the hypocrisy of going along with such a islamic culture (the muslimas with a Baywatch dude?) etc–give me a break. I’d suggest the drunk hoff video as the first one to see–and then the others (you see one of those, you’ve seen them all).
Hmmmm, I wonder if muslimas with black burqa’s the post on facebook. Like the “family photo” of the muslimas clad in burqas you once posted–ridiculous!

BB on July 21, 2009 at 4:39 pm

This is another example of rapidly fading star who is trying to cash in while he still has the means to do so. David Hasselhoff’s banal comments about Islam go beyond disgusting. He should have asked one of his burka groupies what would happen if she tried to take off any part of her attire in public? Would not our shrouded mall bunny feel the club of the muttawa or its equivalent fairly quickly? If she were less lucky, she would disappear, and it would later be reported that she had died in the custody of the muttawa. Would David like to get that sort of information out?

Worry01 on July 21, 2009 at 4:51 pm

“Most mosques in Abu Dhabi are closed to non-Muslims, but this one has been opened to everyone to promote religious tolerance, which is a great thing.”
There are so many things wrong with this quote I don’t even know where to start. That DH would utter this say volumes about him (and none of it is flattering).

i_am_me on July 21, 2009 at 11:36 pm

Oh puke

mindy1 on July 22, 2009 at 6:13 am

Leave a Reply

* denotes required field