October 8, 2012, - 5:00 pm

James Bond Girl Diversity – Introducing Mussy Galore

By Debbie Schlussel

**** UPDATED with info on another Jewish Bond girl, Tanya Roberts – Thanks to the many readers who let me know. ****

Friday was the 50th anniversary of the first showing of the first James Bond movie, which is somehow supposed to be history of some sort in our age of such “historic milestones” as Kardashian weddings and births of illegitimate Honey Boo Boo nieces with six fingers on each hand. And to mark the occasion, AP entertainment writer Sandy Cohen told us that Bond Girls made progress because they are now more diverse (with Blacks and Asians, etc.) and a part of the plot, instead of just looking good. Not sure if Halle Berry was a Bond girl because she’s half Black and “a part of the plot” or, more likely, because she looked good in a bikini. Ditto for Michelle Yeoh.




Israeli Jewish Bond Girls Aliza Gur (top) & Daliah Lavi

But, if we’re to be honest, frankly, Bond girls are not diverse enough nor are their parts in the plot in our era of uber-political correctness. After all, there is no “sexy” jihadist Muslima and there hasn’t been one. While you might cite to me, the Moroccan actress Leila Shenna, it’s believed that she, like her cousin, Malika Oufkir, left Islam to convert to Catholicism. (Oufkir wrote, in her book, “Stolen Lives : Twenty Years in a Desert Jail,” “We had rejected Islam, which had brought us nothing good, and opted for Catholicism instead.”) In contrast, there have been at least six 100% Jewish Bond Girls (three of them Israelis), Jill St. John (real name: Jill Arlyn Oppenheim), Tanya Roberts (real name: Victoria Leigh Blum), Eva Green, and Israelis Aliza Gur, Daliah Lavi, and Dr. Saskia (Shoshana) Cohen Tanugi, as well as at least two Bond Girls with Jewish dads, Barbara Bach and Jane Seymour (if you count them as Jews, then three out of four Bond Girls from 1971-77 were Jewish, according to some sources).

And, so, in the interest of “real diversity” on steroids (literally), I propose to you several new Bond girls who are both diverse in their backgrounds and their roles in the plot, any one of whom could play the role of Mussy Galore.

“Diverse” Halal Bond Girls Coming Soon to a Theater Near You . . .

Diverse Bond Girl #1: Kissy 9/11 Halal Kandy . . .

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“Kissy Halal Kandy” on Ramallah Street Cheers 9/11 Attacks

This sexy Miss Palestine passes out candy in celebration of the 9/11 attacks on America in 2001, but in 2013, she helps bond pass out poisonous exploding candy to all the evil Zionist and great American satanist confectionary executives who refused to attend the International Lacto-Ovo Animal-Friendly Candy Convention.

Diverse Bond Girl #2: Full-Ninja Niqab Najah . . .

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Forget the Skimpy Bond Girl Bikini, Full-Ninja Najah Blends In Well Wherever There’s Hate

You don’t know which one of these fashionable chicks she is and neither does bond. No worries, though, if she’s under age seven, she’s not available to anyone but M, himself.


Diverse Bond Girl #3: Al-Granny Non-ILF a/k/a Hell In (t)HAMAS . . .


Hell In (t)HAMAS, Sexiest Future Bond Girl Ever

She’s not Muslim, but this hot babe carries the jihad’s water, pretends to be a journalist (and a female), and helps Bond in sending all Jews–including Goldbergs, Goldfingers, and ambiguously Jewish Blofelds–back to Poland and Russia, carrying out the machinations of Bond’s creator, the notably anti-Semitic Ian Fleming.

Diverse Bond Girl #4: Sheikha Professor RuPaul Abeer Ali Hussein Schmattahead Al-Bang Bang . . .

In the interest of diversity, “she’s” not just Muslim, but of diverse, unknown gender identity. “She” could be Bond’s last love interest. En flagrante delicto she becomes a human IED.

Yup, we really need some “diversity” in the Bond Girls, don’t we? Next, they’ll be telling us that James has converted to Islam. Heck, his car already has. Not only won’t there be anymore shaken or stirred Martinis (those are gone in the next Bond movie), but no Heinekens (the paid product placement replacement Bond drink of choice), either.

Who was your favorite Bond Girl?

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38 Responses

Heaven spare us all of “Kissy” in a bikini, puh-LEASE! With her tounge wagging back and forth at 100mph.

The Jewish babes are HOT! I like very much…

whatutalkinboutwillis on October 8, 2012 at 5:57 pm

Tanya Roberts (A View to a Kill) is also part Jewish.

dee on October 8, 2012 at 6:14 pm

It is sad when diversity becomes the stated objective of any organization. It is nothing other than a quota system. Also, the Bond films have become so politically correct over the last twenty years that I have not even deliberately seen one for years. As for for my favorite Bond Girl, it would have to be Ursula Andress. She was a very nice Swiss import. Most of her career involved European television and films. Ursula Andress is seventy-six now.

Worry01 on October 8, 2012 at 6:22 pm

If you do not like James Bond, I suggest you read a thoroughly delightful, although dated short book called, “Matzohball” with Hebrew secret service agent Israel Bond, Oy Oy Seven. The book is by Sol Weinstein. He also wrote, in the series, “LoxFinger” (which I think is the latest book), “You only live until you Die,” and “On the Secret Service His Majesty the Queen.”

And no, I am NOT making any of this up.

Jonathan E. Grant on October 8, 2012 at 6:26 pm

No accident of birth should qualify, nor disqualify, a person for any particular classification.

It is D I S G U S T I N G !

As goes Israel, so goes the World... on October 8, 2012 at 6:59 pm

OT from Fox, quoting Mittens:

“The greater tragedy of it all is that we’re missing an historic opportunity to win new friends who share our values in the Middle East,” Romney said. “Unfortunately, so many of these people who could be our friends feel that our president is indifferent to their quest for freedom and dignity.”

Oh yeah, NOW I’m voting for him!

skzion on October 8, 2012 at 7:07 pm

Pussy Galore.

FrenchKiss on October 8, 2012 at 7:11 pm

1. You grow poppies and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher and ammo, but you can’t afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim

3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon and pork unclean.
You may be a Muslim

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim

10. Your cousin is president of the United States.
You may be a Muslim

11. You find this offensive or racist.
You probably are a Muslim

Bart on October 8, 2012 at 8:14 pm

    Bart–lol.

    skzion on October 8, 2012 at 11:39 pm

I vote for the full-on ninja/burqa look for future Bond girls.

DS_ROCKS! on October 8, 2012 at 8:35 pm

By Jewish law Bronx born Tanya Blum aka Tanya Roberts is Jewish. Her mom was Jewish and her father Irish.

rex on October 8, 2012 at 9:03 pm

Did you see Eva Green in “The Dreamers”? Quite trashy; nearly (if not completely) pornographic. Not sure how people who allow themselves to be seen in such ways rise to the top of our culture.

Matt on October 8, 2012 at 9:07 pm

Pussy Galore was the best Bond Girl although Jill St. John was the most seductive.

tim on October 8, 2012 at 9:22 pm

I like Eva Green the best. “Casino Royale” (2006) was vintage Bond.

rocker on October 8, 2012 at 10:51 pm

It’s a tough choice, but if I had to go with one favorite Bond actress, I’d make it Jill St. John. However, with regard to Bond villainesses, I think that Debbie has uncovered a bright new talent: Helen Thomas. She’s right of central casting for a Rosa Klebb type role in a future Bond flick: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAX-uY30bQk

Ralph Adamo on October 9, 2012 at 1:03 am

I’d just love to see Muslimah bond girls. To Mohammedans, it’ll be like their tilth (as per the quran) would have been stolen by infidel plows, and would have to be destroyed. It would be next only to the Mo movie.

In fact, in this age of soft porn in movies, I’d love them to have Bond ride a girl who is both a Muslim actress, and a Muslim character in the movie itself – so that they have no escape route disclaimers. In fact, replace all the old Russian villains w/ Muslims.

But the character Bomd himself would have to change, since the UK is so dhimmified that it’s impossible to imagine MI5 considering Muslims as enemies. Maybe this time, make the Bond-like character Aussie, and have him blitz through enemy terretory in Dubai, Doha, Bahrein, Kuwait, Riyadh, Cairo, Tripoli, Casablanca (!), Beirut, Damascus, et al. Have him go through their glamorous hotels, pretending to be a Muzzie and screw over as many Muslimahs as he can, including wives of sheikhs and jihadis, and fake being a Muslim whenever they accuse him of… screwing them, getting them stoned.

That should be a riot – in more ways than one.

Infidel on October 9, 2012 at 1:10 am

Tanya Roberts (A View to a Kill) is also part Jewish.

Dear dee,

Sorry but I have to disagree… First, there’s no such thing as “part Jewish” just like there’s no such thing as “part pregnant”… You either are Jewish or you’re Gentile (not Jewish)…

Second, you’re Jewish if you fulfill the requirements… IMHO that means either you were born of a Jewish mother (like Tanya Roberts a.k.a. Tanya Blum) or you converted…

Yes, I do realize that opens up the can of worms known as the question “who’s a Jew” but, IMHO, if you want to belong to a club you meet the club’s requirements… As instituted by the original conveners of the club’s membership…

Hans on October 9, 2012 at 4:29 am

List of regulars Moslem`s posting on DS blog:

Sean R (Moslem by default) all blacks are Moslem`s,even they do not know it.Ken B (another black Moslem).Skunky ( Moslem in hiding) trying to infiltrates DS site,be awere of her or “it.Jonathan E Grant (thinking how to convert to Islam)searching for contacts. Worry01(big time Moslem).

As Goes(big time Moslem) jerkish !!!Little Al (Moslem in Training)

Definitely no Moslem`s

Skzion,Rochelle,Italkit,French Kiss, Rev Jacquess,Ralph Adamo and finally Norman F (no Moslem,but old Koot) just preaching,preaching off topic-oh boy!

Alabama Pride-no religion(redneck)

DS Rock -Sikh

temida on October 9, 2012 at 9:40 am

    “Temida” you were “Patriot” on the Janet Jackson thread and posted this boring bilge there. We know you’re a slimey Mooooooslim so at least be honest when posting retarded stupidity.

    Go choke on a ham sandwich!

    Skunky on October 9, 2012 at 10:11 am

    Well, I guess temida has outed us all! ha ha ha ha
    You can’t fix stupid – stupid is forever . . . .

    Rochelle on October 9, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    Is that temida or termite?

    Jonathan E. Grant on October 9, 2012 at 1:20 pm

    Hey temida/Patriot (lol!): Things will be better when you revert to a real religion.

    skzion on October 9, 2012 at 4:38 pm

    Hey guys it looks like brainiac temida/patriot has got us pegged. We should all stop making fun of the Muslim trolls who come on Debbie’s site and make fools of themselves. On second thought guys forget what I said because screwballs like temida, er, patriot just make it too easy.

    Ken b on October 9, 2012 at 6:02 pm

Jill St. John is my favorite.

Dtom on October 9, 2012 at 12:34 pm

I’ve always been partial to the one who started it all, Ms. Sylvia Trench!

“I admire your courage, Ms…uh…?
“Trench. Sylvia Trench. I admire your luck, Mr…?
“Bond….James Bond.”

That clip is the coolest movie intro ever!

D. O'Nay on October 9, 2012 at 12:47 pm

Debbie,

You should have a top ten “diverse bond girls”. add Tiny Tim, Barak Obama, Baba Wawa, Whoopie, others.

Honor killings could be a part of the new bond era.

My favorite since you asked is Ursula Andress. Maybe it was my age back then, but seeing her on the beach was well very fulfilling to say the least. The movie was “Dr. No” but I was yes, yes yes for her.

Panhandle on October 9, 2012 at 1:19 pm

I always liked Carole Bouquet in For Your Eyes Only.

Beautiful and deadly with a crossbow. -)

jimmyPx on October 9, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    Sheena Easton in the opening credits of For Your Eyes Only gives Carole Bouquet a run for her money.

    Janne on October 9, 2012 at 2:32 pm

My favorite bond girl has got to be Carey Lowell from “License To Kill”. Even though Timothy Dalton ranks at the bottom as James Bond she made the movie watchable. She like most of the Bond girls was down right gorgeous. Including the ones posted by Debbie. The only thing is she’s married to that putz Dicky Gere. I guess you can’t win them all. Oh and Debbie can I use the photo of your diverse bond girl number three? Since it’s going to be Halloween soon I need a blown up version for my front door. Her picture should make my house extra spooky. Either that or it will scare the crap out of the neighborhood kids…LOL.

Ken b on October 9, 2012 at 6:37 pm

Temida, just stick to the damn friggin topic or get lost. What are your views and opinions on this thread?

I wasn’t going to comment on this thread, but since this dumbass troll, Temida mentioned my name, I had no choice but to come here and somewhat defend myself. And NO Temida, NOT all of us black people are muslims, if you’ve studied some damn history, you would’ve learned that muslim-arabs where the original slave-traders in Africa south of the Sahara Desert who enslaved black people. Now does that mean I hate muslims and arabic people (not all arabs are muslims)? Of course not, I get along with everybody in todays world, regardless what the color of their skin is, etc.

“A nation is defined by its borders, language & culture!”

Sean R. on October 9, 2012 at 9:19 pm

    Sean, what’s to defend? The fact that s/he mentioned us means we’re doing something right. We really got to her/him.

    Italkit on October 10, 2012 at 5:08 am

There’s no question that the Bond girl that made the biggest impression on me was Natalie Wood’s sister Lana in “Diamonds Are Forever.” Although not quite as versatile an actress as her more famous sister, she was a helluva lot more “physically endowed,” and as a result, also did a spread for Playboy at around the time of the film’s release. You can easily see how she caused my then 13-year old hormones to rage:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf4xw4mE2Xk

Irving on October 9, 2012 at 10:55 pm

If Halal Kandy wasn’t wearing that headwrap she’d sure have devout Arab muslim males in a fit of paralytic sexual lust that’s for sure, even wearing the sack she has on. To then have her in Bond swimsuit would just have them rioting in the streets to get into the theatres. UK cinema chains would make a killing.

Bronson on October 10, 2012 at 1:57 am

I must say these are beautiful Israeli/Jewish bond girls.

There are quite a few beautiful Israeli/Jewish female actors out there.

Like Natalie Portman.

USA view on October 10, 2012 at 4:50 am

Well, I can see how people like Helen Thomas and the rest of the proposed leading ladies would fit into the new cinema, as well. After all, from what I read in these reviews, many of the new movies involve defecation and vomiting. And the rest of them? The disgusting character of these movies fits right in with their love of animals. I guess that just as Muslim sympathizers now wear burqas whenever they can, the animal lovers are starting to pick up some of the characteristics of the animals they admire so much.

Little Al on October 10, 2012 at 7:30 am

Michelle Yeoh, Wai Lin in Tomorrow Never Dies, is the most athletic of all the Bond girls. She is the best of the action Bond girls, portraying a Chinese Super Agent, and a Martial Arts expert. Michelle Yeoh is a well known action actress who, like Jackie Chan, has performed most of her own stunts. While Halle Berry received praise for her part in her Bond appearance, with critics and entertainment gossipers claiming she was the best action Bond girl, I found the claim absurd, for Michelle Yeoh clearly was the superior Bond action girl.

Carole Bouquet from “For Your Eyes Only” was among the most beautiful of the Bond girls. I enjoyed her gracefullness, her beautiful, mezmerizing eyes, and her acting in her Bond appearance. I also enjoyed the underwater aspect of “For Your Eyes Only,” as well as the scenery, with Carole Bouquet adding to the beauty of the scenery.

William on October 11, 2012 at 6:57 am

The sad story with Aliza Gur, she was useless, could not act her way out of a paper bag, Israel had another bimbo called Dalia Lavi, who managed to get a part next to Dean martin in one of the 60’s Bond-a-like capers, she was also beyond the pale….The girls should be chosen based on their talent and ability to act- fit the story, not write a story to fit imposed diversity….

Al Sheeber on October 11, 2012 at 2:48 pm

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