March 23, 2007, - 9:15 am

Blowdried Blowhard: Questionable Presidential Endorsement of the Day

By Debbie Schlussel
The man who hates America during the first post-9/11 Olympics–but loves it when he’s running for President–just got an interesting, if worthless, endorsement.
The Hair Club for Men and Women (used to be just for men, but, hey, with equality comes the privilege of membership in this esteemed group) has “endorsed” Mitt Romney for President. According to the Wall Street Journal’s Washington Wire, Hair Club surgeon, Jon Gaffney, says Romney’s

got the best hair of the major candidates. He appears to be coloring it some, but it’s all his.

And he knows this because . . .? (Mitt came in for a consultation?) Hopefully, Romney never gets to utter the first part of the Hair Club’s trademark motto, “I’m not only the President, I’m also a customer.”
Mitt Happens.

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Blowdried Blowhard Romney: Mitt Happens . . .

But Hopefully Not to the White House

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6 Responses

he’s not only their presidential choice, he’s also a customer

sultan_knish on March 23, 2007 at 9:33 am

he’s a clown…at best.

the_don on March 23, 2007 at 9:39 am

I have a t-shirt with a picture of Cy Spurling that says “Not My President”.

Yiddish Steel on March 23, 2007 at 9:43 am

Uh-Oh…the “Breck Girl” (John Edwards) isn’t going to be happy with this declaration.
I see a hissy-fit in the making !!!

billybob on March 23, 2007 at 9:52 am

And let us not forget his socialist health program!
http://conservativesagainstromney.com/
Starting on January 1, 2008, those who fail to purchase health insurance will lose their state tax refund equal to 50 percent of an affordable health insurance premium. Penalties are then assessed each month after, without creditable coverage.
Welcome to the USS of R

the time is now on March 23, 2007 at 9:56 am

******* BREAKING NEWS FROM THE AP: ***********
Friday, March 23, 2007, 1:25 pm – The Fordham Baldies have just thrown their support behind presidential candidate John “Breck Girl” Edwards.

Thee_Bruno on March 23, 2007 at 12:22 pm

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