March 23, 2007, - 9:15 am
By Debbie Schlussel
The man who hates America during the first post-9/11 Olympics–but loves it when he’s running for President–just got an interesting, if worthless, endorsement.
The Hair Club for Men and Women (used to be just for men, but, hey, with equality comes the privilege of membership in this esteemed group) has “endorsed” Mitt Romney for President. According to the Wall Street Journal’s Washington Wire, Hair Club surgeon, Jon Gaffney, says Romney’s
got the best hair of the major candidates. He appears to be coloring it some, but it’s all his.
And he knows this because . . .? (Mitt came in for a consultation?) Hopefully, Romney never gets to utter the first part of the Hair Club’s trademark motto, “I’m not only the President, I’m also a customer.”
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