December 19, 2012, - 3:01 pm

OY! Family of the Year (VIDEO)

By Debbie Schlussel

I think we’ve found the family of the year: this nutty family, the Festermans. I’m surprised they’re even married (assuming the reporter got that part right and I don’t assume a thing with Detroit’s lying FOX News operation that constantly broadcasts bunk as “fact”). The “father” a/k/a sperm donor really set a great example for his son. Normally, I’d say that filing charges against this guy is going overboard, but in this case, I’d say teach this lying fool a lesson–the one he won’t teach his son, which is why his son brought this stuff to school and sprayed it. These parents seem kind of proud of it all. Very sad. If I were the judge, I’d sentence this guy to a whole day in a room scented with “Liquid Ass.”

Also, why the heck is this “news”? Yet, it was the lead story on Detroit’s FOX News owned-and-operated Detroit FOX 2 News newscast, last night. But, then, that’s typical for this lowest of the low newscasts that panders to an urban audience like much of the rest of its programming.



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6 Responses

Sterilize them all.

Jonathan E. Grant on December 19, 2012 at 3:09 pm

They walk among us.

RT on December 19, 2012 at 5:33 pm

Shaking my head.

JeffE on December 19, 2012 at 10:03 pm

Well, good they punished the kid at home but why bother when they modeled such wonderful behavior in the first place? This whole family has a weird “affect.” They come across as being on major drugs, stoned.

Italkit on December 20, 2012 at 4:12 am

Dad should be jailed for being stupid out of season. “I had to pump it to see if there was any left in the bottle?!?” Really? Convince the judge, moron.

WilliamMunny on December 20, 2012 at 9:47 am

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