February 20, 2013, - 8:34 pm
Why is the Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee wasting your money sending out dumb press releases about his wrist? China is hacking our cyber sectors, and he’s telling us some idiocy about his wrist.
I’ve never liked Republican Congressman Mike Rogers, the suburban Michigan politician who chairs the House Intelligence Committee. The guy is a complete fraud. He pretends to care about America’s national security, but never actually does a thing to make us secure. He’s all talk and bluster, and he didn’t keep a promise I saw him give to Christian Arabs who want to help America, but were blocked from getting jobs as FBI translators in favor of Muslims who lie in the translations. At a Christian Arab event for the pro-American, pro-Israel Lebanese Forces, Rogers couldn’t answer any of my basic questions. And I’ve written about it. Plus Rogers attacked Michele Bachmann because, unlike him, she actually gives a damn about dangerous Muslim extremists in top State Department and Homeland Security positions. On top of all of this, Rogers is now spending your tax money for more important things: like sending out a press release about his wrist. Because, “Hey, I gotta keep my name in the news.”
This schmuck, Congressman Rogers, checked in from the House recess to let us know that he “suffered” a hairline fracture of the wrist over the weekend while rough-housing with his 16-year-old son. We need to know this, why? And why isn’t he spending any time during one of his many Congressional vacations doing something to actually make America more secure? Huh?:
U.S. Rep. Mike Rogers of Howell suffered what appeared to be a hairline fracture of his wrist over the weekend.
Rogers, the Republican chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, said in a statement Monday that he was out with his 16-year-old son and injured his wrist “in an effort to compete with him” in an as-yet undisclosed contest that apparently went the teen’s way.
Well, what does he care? After all, you are paying for the paper and the writing of the press release and the staff who send it to the press. And it got him a slew of ridiculous, fawning stories about his wrist. I don’t categorize this as “TMI” (Too Much Information). This is more like “IDGAC” (I Don’t Give a Crap).
I now interrupt this post so that I can read another press release Mike Rogers just sent. Apparently, he got a paper cut from toilet paper while using an airport bathroom. But he wants you to know he’ll be just fine to media whore himself out another day.
Oh, wait, there’s another press release just in: Mike Rogers just sat down to dinner, and he farted. Alert the media!
Ladies and gentleman . . . the top intelligence and national security guy in the entire United States House of Representatives.
The Chinese and Muslim worlds are having the last laugh.
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