October 2, 2005, - 2:28 pm
By Debbie Schlussel
Avoid the upcoming movie, “Domino,” at all cost.
This movie was extremely and gratuitously violent, sickening, disgusting, and disturbing. I’ve already had nightmares over it and its vile dismemberment scene. Another bait and switch ploy by Hollywood–marketing it as an adventure flick about a former supposed Ford model (funny, no one at Ford remembers her) who becomes a bounty hunter. This movie is anything but.
Vile, repulsive, depraved. You’ll thank me for the two-plus hours of your life you saved. Those who go to this horrid, nausea-inducing celluloid crap will wish they’d listened to me.
If there was a death penalty for defining deviancy, indecency, and violence down, the makers of and actors in this silver screen spittle would be immediately and deservedly executed. That includes: the producing Hadida and Scott brothers (yes, Ridley Scott and bro), actress Keira Knightley and has-beens Mickey Rourke, Mo’Nique, Ian Ziering and Brian Austin Green (“90210”)–desperate whores who would apparently take any part in any movie, no matter how vile.
What I’ve previously written about this movie’s porcine “actress” Mo’Nique applies to this movie: We need a lot less, not Mo’.
When there is total anarchy in America, blame movies like this–if you’re still alive. Again, avoid this movie like the plague.
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