September 12, 2013, - 3:12 pm
Forget about the European Union’s designation of Hezbollah as a terrorist group. The EU has. Europe will now finance Hezbollah, by buying its agricultural products from Lebanon, and spreading them all over Europe. If you live in Europe and eat potatoes, you are probably helping finance Hezbollah. And the United States encouraged this enterprise (because, apparently, American potato farmers need more competition financed by their own taxes . . . and from terrorists, to make matters worse).
EU’s Hezbollah-Pandering Ambassadwhore Angelina Eichhorst w/Hezbollah official Ammar Musawi
For years, Hezbollah grew hashish and other drug-related crops in the Bekaa Valley. But the United States suggested the group grow potatoes and even helped the terrorist group in this endeavor, courtesy of your tax dollars. Now, Hezbollah potatoes will be all over Europe, courtesy of European Union Ambassador, er . . . Ambassadwhore to Lebanon, Angelina Eichhorst, who has agreed that the EU will import 50,000 tons of Hezbollah potatoes . . . and pay big bucks for them. Eichhorst has some warped sexual fantasies about Hezbollah apparently, since she repeatedly–in the EU’s name–meets with Hezbollah officials, including Ammar Musawi and smiles her big girl smile at them. Wink, wink.
Lebanon’s Minister of Agriculture, Hussein Hajj Hassan, is from Hezbollah and negotiated the agreement with Eichhorst. The potatoes are all from Hezbollah farmers in the Bekaa Valley. For decades, Lebanon’s potatoes were banned in Europe because the potatoes were infested with brown rot. But, now, with American and other Western assistance, the farmers of Hezbollah have managed to take over the potato trade in Lebanon and to get rid of the rot.
The European Union is trying to get around its alleged boycott of Hezbollah by claiming that only the “military wing” of the terrorist group is on its terrorist list, not Hezbollah’s farmers, an absurd argument. It is like saying, well, only the human-eating part of Jeffrey Dahmer should have been put in jail. Here’s a tip: Hezbollah’s farmers finance Hezbollah’s terrorist operations, morally support and cheer on the terrorism, and they are also often Hezbollah terrorists themselves.
Soon Hezbollah’s potatoes will begin arriving on Europe’s shores. And if you eat anything with any potato ingredients in Europe–or if you live in America and eat anything from Europe with any potato-derived ingredients in it, you are eating Hezbollah’s spuds.
Bil hana wish shifa [bon appetit in Arabic], love Hezbos and the second Islamo-pandering Angelina (the first is Ms. Jolie), Angelina Eichhorst.
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