November 14, 2013, - 12:32 pm

HUH?! More Myths & Lies From Der Obama on ObamaCare; New “Fix” No Fix at All

By Debbie Schlussel

So, I’m watching the Obama press conference on his ObamaCare “fix,” and the guy–predictably–continues to score high in the no shame category. All this BS is everyone else’s fault, including the Republicans for the shutdown. The buck never stops here with this guy. Never. He’s an egomaniac. But we knew that . . . all of us except Walter Mondull speechwriter Charles Krauthammer (who became a “conservative” as a business move) and George Will.

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First, there’s Obama’s “fix,” in which he claims that he’s going to allow people to hold on to their original–but now-canceled–insurance policies. He claims that state insurance commissioners have the power to order this. But, in fact, states cannot force insurance companies to continue plans that are officially canceled. And even if they could, will all 50 of the state insurance commissioners order what Obama wants? Good luck with that. If I were a Republican state insurance commissioner, I’d tell Obama where to go and not order what he wants to put a band-aid on his giant dungstorm. And even if the insurance companies have to restore the plans they canceled, they will charge more. The costs have gone up. Insurance companies have had to send out letters canceling plans, and they spent time and resources figuring out which plans were not up to Unaffordable Care Act snuff.

Then, there’s Obama’s absolutely absurd claim that ObamaCare–which has not yet gone into effect–has reduced healthcare costs more than at any time in the last 50 years. HUH? It’s increased everyone’s costs geometrically. Everyone except those being subsidized. Is he gonna insert a “fix” for that? Nope. Status quo a year from now, conveniently just until after the November 2014 Congressional elections. Well isn’t that special? This guy is a clown (though a smart clown and puppeteer). But, again, all of us–except Krauthammer (who FOX News tells me is “brilliant!”) and Will (also in the FOX stable of lame horses overdue for the glue and dog food factories)–knew that.










And is Obama gonna change or “fix” the fact that many docs now say they cannot stay open under ObamaCare and will refuse to be a part of this giant Titanic of healthcare? Nope.

Obama was axed (no, not a typo) at the press conference if he will own up to his lies and screw-ups with ObamaCare, now that the public trust in government is at an all time low. Instead of a mea culpa and acknowledgement of that, what does he do? He blames it on the government shutdown, which was ages ago, and says that for the first time in over 200 years, the American people were worried if the government would be able to pay its bills. Are you sh-ttin’ me, Obama? Really?

PUH-LEEZE. The American people were never worried if the gubmint was gonna pay its bills. They were worried that, under exponentially exploding premiums imposed on them by ObamaCare if they will be able to pay THEIR bills. And they continue to worry about it, today’s BS press conference and fake “fix” notwithstanding. There have been many government shutdowns. This was hardly the first one in 200 years and won’t be the last. Nobody cared at all about it, other than the government workers who were planning their sudden paid vacations and laughing at all of us chumps.

So, to sum up, there is NO change to ObamaCare. It’s still a giant clusterbleep. And the Obama preening and lying continues.

Like I said, soooooo predictable.

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43 Responses

How can you say that about our Dear Leader? LOL I’m just glad that the overwhelming evidence shows that even after the “technical” glitch is solved (whenever that happens), the “legislative” glitch of all the job-killing, high cost provisions of Obamacare will still be there.

Sean M on November 14, 2013 at 1:08 pm

BWAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHHHHHH!!!

DEBBIE, STOP IT, PLEASE!!! ROTFLMAO!!!

You’re going to kill me of an asthma attack, seriously, no seriously.

Jade East and Lentilmen, in the immortal words of Debbie Schlussel, I bring you three from the newly announced list of Jokes Of The Year 2013. This is a list that Blond(e)s Of America (BOA) will put up on their soon to be announced web site some time before the uhhhhh, errrr uhh—, end of the . . ..

from Debbie Schlussel (all-time classics)
_________________________________________

“. . . also in the FOX stable of lame horses overdue for the glue and dog food factories . . .”

“. . . Obama was axed (no, not a typo) at the press conference . . .”

“. . . Are you sh-ttin’ me, Obama? Really?” . . .
__________________________________________

ROTFLMAO!!! I love you, Debbie. Thanks for the laughs, . . .

again.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on November 14, 2013 at 1:18 pm

Krauthammer also has a lousy position on illegal immigration.

LA: He’s against Jews living on Jewish land in “the settlements” but all for illegal aliens living on American land and ripping us off, then getting amnesty. A total fraud. He’s also soft on Islam. DS

Little Al on November 14, 2013 at 1:34 pm

More of the same from our shameless leader. He’s perfectly consistent in keeping with his “I Have a Scheme” theme. From one scam to another he goes, chin up and chest out. When the facts don’t fit the agenda? No problem. Ignore them.

King Putt puts forward a striking pose for the ignorant, gullible, and uninformed; for the rest of us he’s just another demagogue, rotting from the inside out.

lee of the lower case "l" on November 14, 2013 at 1:41 pm

The jerk president said the “we” are going to do this and that.

Who is the “we” he is referring to?

Himself and his wookie?

Himself and his socialists?

Panhandle on November 14, 2013 at 1:55 pm

I believe the word is “minions.”

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on November 14, 2013 at 2:02 pm

Sorry, but Obama is not a clown.

Obama is winning. He has set us on a rapid path towards socialized medicine, with wage earners and those who save and invest once again paying for those who don’t want to work or better themselves. His plan targets those who voted least for him…seniors. Many seniors have lived in the same home for 30, 40, or 50 or more years. The homes appreciated and many would make a tremendous amount of money if they sold that home, enough money to live on for the rest of their lives….but wait. If they make more than a $250,000 profit, their profit is federally taxed at 3.8% ABOVE and BEYOND THE CAPITAL GAINS TAX.

If you and your wife make decent money, and if you heavily save and invest, and your accumulated income is $250,000 or more, you will be paying an Obamacare tax on your interest and savings, above and beyond CAPITAL GAINS TAX.

DO YOU HAVE A MEDICAL DEVICE? Well, pay more to cover the costs of the Obama tax.

Most taxes fall on people making less than $250,000.

All of you are having your money moved from your paycheck and accounts to people who will receive a handout for not working or for being an illegal immigrant.

How many of you are just going to sit on your asses and read this, and how many of you will call your senators and congressman and urge them to repeal Obamacare or lose your vote? Congress’ tel number is 202-224-3121

Jonathan E. Grant on November 14, 2013 at 2:12 pm

The Affordable Care Act is just a nightmare that keeps rolling forward. Barack Obama has as much compassion as a Sea lamprey as it guts its victim. This man is a megalomaniac who is convinced that he can spew out his enormities without any consequences. Barack Obama cannot be entirely blamed for this assumption, since he has gotten away with everything from drug dealing to administrative malfeasance during the course of his life. The man is a fairly transparent crud who has managed to get elected and reelected to ever higher positions during the course of his odious career. Barack Obama only thrives as a politician because of the advanced state of social decay that the United States finds itself in. He a symptom, rather than the cause of of a deeper social malady.

Worry01 on November 14, 2013 at 2:16 pm

    Spot on! When my husband would get angry at Bill Clinton I would tell him that Clinton was just a symptom of the country’s rot.

    Compared to the Obamanation, Clinton looks pretty good.

    tiarosa on November 15, 2013 at 2:40 pm

“The man is a fairly transparent crud who has managed to get elected and reelected to ever higher positions during the course of his odious career.” – Worry01

Well, in Worry01′s all too appropriate words, The Muslim-In-Chief has fulfilled his pledge of a more “transparent” government, LOL!!! And Worry01′s sentence stands as an astute observation of what Rush has been saying for many years. The Democrats promote their screw-ups and incompetents, rather than get rid of them. Yup, we’re dead.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on November 14, 2013 at 2:43 pm

Bravo to this column and Worry & JEG.

Thank an Obama-Putin voter close to you. Anyone who was really interested in REAL Conservative politics in 2008 (and just before) knew what Obama-Putin was all about.

The creepy thing is that most of his secrets are still under lock and key. The proof, that is. By now, they are in the “It goes without saying” file. But the proof, the people shut up and the cover up continues. You can thank many Conservatives for that too because they didn’t wanna look in the areas that were smoking. If you notice, many of them have flip-flopped by now. Yeah, I’m talking about Ann Coulter.

And look at how the pre-talk of the 2016 elections are going. How stupid-ass have you got to be 1) not to see the media picking the GOP Candidate (you should have known in 2008 that Cankles would be the Donk candidate…) and 2) The GOP does not have a prayer. No way, no how.

Not with the smashing success of how the left have demonized them. They were even successfully blamed for the gubmint “shutdown”. Even with all the Kabuki and nasty theatre Obama-Putin’s minions did to make people really suffer (when they wouldn’t have if shenanigans didn’t take place). Wake up to the stark and horrible reality. Life in 2013 (in politics and all it touches) has become a cesspool of believed lies and embraced debasement.

Even Viley Vyrus is cashing in while taking advantage (but still being too damaged, stupid and low of a skank) of the piss-poor state of mainstream America. She’s making it up as she goes (it’s not well planned as she likes to schlep it as… and if people were not pitch today they would REJECT her and not embrace her) and getting just enough right (by scheme, but mostly by accident) because people today are verminous. And they ruin EVERYTHING!

Skunky on November 14, 2013 at 3:55 pm

Obama has definitely put his foot in his mouth here, and the roll out was certainly a disaster, but all of these people who think obamacare is 100% evil simply do not understand the long view (or are simply blinded by their hate for obama). Is it the best plan to solve health care? No, but something needs to be done, and this is a stab at it. We won’t really know if it was a step in the right direction until several years from now. Anyone who says otherwise is guessing.

Might some people see minor increases in their premiums in the short-term? Sure, but this has already been happening for years, and it’s a small price to pay if this eventually helps.

So long story short, let’s try it, and if we’re worse off 5 years from now, we a regroup and try something different.

JD on November 14, 2013 at 4:15 pm

    JD, it is not really guessing. This is not the first time that this has been done in the Western World. Have you perhaps heard of NHS in the U.K.? The Affordable Care Act is a one way trip. There will be no mass private insurance market to return to. The Affordable Care Act has one purpose, which is to pave the way for a Single-Payer system of health care. In the U.K., you have a two-tier health care system. The well off pay twice in order to avoid using NHS. You already see the outlines of this, since Congress and the Executive Branch have exempted themselves from the Affordable Care Act. If you prefer a closer example you need only look at Canada. They also have a Single-Payer system of health care. In that country, you have to wait for cancer screenings, hip replacements, and for many other surgeries and screenings that Americans have taken for granted for years. Many better off Canadians have actually flown into the United States in order to receive treatments that were either delayed or denied in their home country. The Affordable Care Act is not an experiment, and Barack Obama has made that quite clear repeatedly.

    Worry01 on November 14, 2013 at 5:55 pm

    JD, why don’t you try floating in the air by holding a bunch of balloons? We’ll never know if you’ll take flight or not.

    Are you for real or are you really that effing stupid?

    What a goose you are. Why don’t you go rent an apt in Chicago from Valerie Jarrett? Why don’t you try to get a job working as close as you can to the Clintons for the 2016 campaign?

    Most of us will never know what will happen to you in all those scenarios.

    Who has time for absolute brain-boxes like balloon-head JD in 2013? Not ME!

    Skunky on November 14, 2013 at 8:30 pm

      “JD, why don’t you try floating in the air by holding a bunch of balloons?…”

      Skunky, do you insinuate JD would be a lightweight in a room full of helium balloons? No conjecture, there. That doozy of a post of his would strongly indicate such.

      lee of the lower case "l" on November 14, 2013 at 9:04 pm

    JD sez:

    “No, but something needs to be done, and this is a stab at it.”

    How moronic can you be? People were overwhelmingly satisfied with their health insurance. The main citizens who were uninsured were 20-somethings who almost never needed it in the first place. Now, the illegals certainly might need it–but that’s not very compelling.

    Incidentally, health care inflation in the past ten years has been only slightly higher than the overall inflation rate. Overall costs have gone up because of the aging of the population.

    skzion on November 14, 2013 at 8:37 pm

      That’s right Lee (of lower case) because that buffoon HAS to be an Obama-Putin supporter to believe the stupid-ass crap he spewed. If he believes in his 1st post then he would have the empty brain capacity to believe that he’ll take flight if he holds on to more than 7 helium balloons. His dopey brain never got to the science and chemical part…let alone gravity. How embarrassing in 2013.

      And no one can be blinded by their hatred of Obama-Putin. That means the person has done their homework on him.

      And Skzion is correct. People have been talking about aging “Baby Boomers” and the cost of them since the 80s (earliest I remember).

      JD must stand for “Just Dumb”. What a pip!

      (I mentioned Jarrett (the SlumLord) and the Clinton’s because Just Dumb would be the type of Libtard that would want to work for those Vampires only to be chewed up and spit out in record time…with a goose like JD wondering what the eff happened to a dope like him. I like when bad sh** happens to retards like that. Couldn’t happen to a better a-hole.)

      Skunky on November 14, 2013 at 9:27 pm

    JD:

    I’m 63, have NEVER even THOUGHT about purchasing so-called health insurance but you think it’s okay to FORCE it on me. Go to hell, JD, and be sure to give my regards to Jonathan Gruber, down in the 9th circle.

    Joe Guiney on November 15, 2013 at 2:06 pm

Touching all bases as she rounds them, another grand slam by none other than Skunky.

Oh yeah girl, when you gonna fulfill that promise to treat the crew to those Peema Bubba and Jerry Sammiches? ROTFLMAO!!!

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on November 14, 2013 at 4:17 pm

Obamacare can only work if everyone loses their coverage from a major insurance company driving all insurance companies out of business and ensuring a government takeover of the entire health insurance industry. This was Obama’s plan from the beginning. Since his fellow Democrats running for re-election in 2014 are having heart attacks being linked to this health fiasco, the President wants a delay of a year until after the 2014 elections to implement cancellations. The New York Times is still covering up for this incompetent.

NormCBS on November 14, 2013 at 5:00 pm

I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that Obama’s plan to reinstate those cancelled plans only through 2014 will take them just through the 2014 mid-term elections. Then the pain starts all over again.

Raymond in DC on November 14, 2013 at 7:31 pm

The best thing about this thread is Debbie’s information on Krauthammer. I had no idea he was a speechwriter for Walter Mondale. But it’s apparently common knowledge in some parts, as a quick Google will show.

This conspiracy of silence among the so-called conservative so-called elite is astonishingly complete.

I did know the guy was a big fraud–anyone who supported the Gaza Expulsion of Jews was a big fraud, and that includes virtually every “conservative” opinion writer.

skzion on November 14, 2013 at 8:31 pm

    Republicans have little choice if they value their jobs: stay silent and protect their treasured powerbase or criticize the Community Organizer in Chief, be labeled “racist” and trash their careers.

    It’s almost beautiful in its repugnance just how well the Marx-o-crats played this off.

    Even regular people are terrified at being thought of as racist.

    DS_ROCKS! on November 15, 2013 at 1:28 am

    SKZ:
    anyone who supported the Gaza Expulsion of Jews was a big fraud, and that includes virtually every “conservative” opinion writer.

    HEAR HIM!!!

    Joe Guiney on November 15, 2013 at 2:10 pm

Many are afraid to take on Krauthammer because of his quadriplegic status. Mark Levin takes him to task plenty of times, including this one. He’s always respectful, but does not hesitate to express his disagreement and dismay with Krauthammer on many issues.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on November 14, 2013 at 9:07 pm

sorry

i agree with most of you

but i think all of you
are missing what
zero-bama is actually doing

zero-bama’s principle objective is
the destruction of
the united states of america
and everything it stands for

secondarily and only because the
first condition is necessary for it
is the establishment of a
worldwide caliphate complete with
universal sharia

not even the stupid utopian marx
envisioned this

but this is zero-bama’s
undisguised goal

if you think
universal and eternal enslavement
are for you

embrace islam

embrace zero-bama

you know they have
your best interests at heart

prestigio on November 14, 2013 at 9:25 pm

Obama is clearly on drugs. That can be the only explanation. No one can be this detached. Also, is there, or is there not, a Constitution? When are the members of Congress going to grow a spine and a pair of spherical men’s organs and knock this clown off his imagined throne? He is not a king, unless we allow him to be and right now, no one appears willing to stop him. What will it take?

JeffT on November 14, 2013 at 10:19 pm

    the clintons were on drugs
    what do you think they were doing
    when jesse jackson showed up at the wh
    with his pregnant girlfriend
    and spent more than a week counseling
    slippery willary about getting blowjobs

    zero-bama
    is probably on the greatest drug of all
    himself

    have any of you
    seen such arrogance

    is he not the definition of
    egomania

    he considers himself
    the law

    he grants what he will grant
    he denies what he will deny

    there is no higher authority
    there is no equal authority

    prestigio on November 14, 2013 at 11:29 pm

      All the Presidents since Kennedy are on something. For the older ones, probably the liquid “socially acceptable” drug. Dubya was rumored to be on Halcion. Maybe you have to be on something to lie like they do.

      tiarosa on November 15, 2013 at 2:45 pm

        I meant “starting with Kennedy.”

        Probably the ones before him too.

        tiarosa on November 15, 2013 at 2:47 pm

Well, of course prestigio, you have that right, and I think most of us, especially the regulars, realize that. But your poem in this case is always good for a reminder of the bulls eye, and for the Peanut Allergy Gallery.

This is all in the Bible. It would not be possible for the world to be thrown in to the kind of darkness mentioned in the prophets and Revelation unless the USA was taken out first. Then, it truly does become possible for “them” to rule the world.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on November 14, 2013 at 10:39 pm

He ain’t no lion tamer, he is a lyin mother fucker.

#1 VATO on November 14, 2013 at 11:09 pm

Dear Millitary,
Please overthrow Obama and take our country back to the constitutional republic it is supposed to be. The same one you took an oath to protect.
Love,
The People

john on November 14, 2013 at 11:19 pm

    nothing personal

    but haven’t you noticed
    that zero-bama has been
    doing everything possible
    to destroy our military

    since january 2009

    prestigio on November 14, 2013 at 11:34 pm

Nice post John, and prestigio, of course I’VE noticed. The Army itself basically said about a week or two ago that they couldn’t fight a neighborhood gang on the streets outside of Yankee Stadium right now. Of course they didn’t exactly say THAT, but my analogy fits the situation and the entire U.S. military right now.

Next stop USA, the Land of Oblivion, then the worst chapter of the Bible REALLY gets started.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on November 14, 2013 at 11:59 pm

forgot to mention
how much I agree with debby

insofar as zero-bama’s expertise

extends deeply into
posterior analytics

prestigio on November 15, 2013 at 7:22 am

Please remember that the empty suit is addressing his remarks to his uneducated base through his minions in the media. Most of his base knows crapola about the true United States history. All they know is the re-written version, if any at all.

OrlandoRican on November 15, 2013 at 9:42 am

“…but all of these people who think obamacare is 100% evil simply do not understand the long view (or are simply blinded by their hate for obama).” – JD
You’re right JD most people ignore the long view. But the president said yesterday, to paraphrase, that he would not let people get in the way or mess with obamacare because it took ’100 years’ to get here. I guess all the medical advances made in the USA during the last 100 years could be ignored, the increased life expectancy of an average American during that same time, etc.
Way to redact history mr. president and thank you JD for your less than stellar insight to what awaits us in the long view of the socialists and communists who comprise today’s DNC.

nadie on November 15, 2013 at 10:31 am

Nadie, the long view has been reached here in the NYC area where I am right now. The Obama Zombies are the not so silent majority, and incoming Mayor Bill DeBlasio is going to be feted with resounding cheers and rose petals strewn in his path. We simply don’t have the citizenry to stem the tide that we have rushing against us.

We have a woefully UNinformed body politic. NYC is ecstatic at its left wing standing. JUST VOTE DEMOCRAT, . . .

and everything will be alright. That’s the mantra here. Satan could be running on the Democrat ticket, with Jesus running as a Republican and working ten miracles a second. NYC would go 99-1 for the Democrat. Believe it. I know it for a fact. Shameful, and sad.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on November 15, 2013 at 10:48 am

Alfredo, I flew to La Guardia on 9/12/01, spent 30 days there, and only had one day off before I came home. It tore a hole in my heart and that acrid smell still coats my nostrils. Don’t expect to see me there next time.

nadie on November 15, 2013 at 11:19 am

Just because Krauthammer is in a wheelchair doesn’t make him immune to criticism. As such he and other doofusses like George weak Will(is that his real hair?), Loofah boy O’Really, Joe mealy mouth Scarborough and Fats Domino Christy are totally wrong when it comes to Odumbo. We have a president who the MSM (Faux News included) keeps telling us is the smartest guy on the planet. Even smarter than Slick Willy. With all of the dope’s scholastic records sealed up tighter than Brian William’s lips on the presidential keister we will never know. What we do know that Obamacare has been a trainwreck of epic proportions. Obama for his part has lied yet again about it. Also as per his stupidity he has blamed republicans for it and idiots like Chrissy Matthews are still getting that tingly feeling in their crotches because of it. But have no fear folks since Obama’s poll numbers have dropped faster than Anthony Wiener’s pants in front of a camera or Ann Coulter’s book sales he has suspended the individual mandate for a year. Or was that “sometime in 2014?” With this lying stumblebum it’s hard to tell. And it’s people like JD who are either totally ignorant about Obama and Obamacare or they are just really stupid. Expect this “law” to be more of a pain in the rump to the American people. With our narcissistic, lying, “brainiac” CinC in charge you can count on it.

Ken b on November 15, 2013 at 11:48 am

Any time away from New York is good time, nadie. I HATE coming back here, but for now I have no choice. At least it’s a minority percentage of my time, but at the end of this year I will have spent nearly five months here. That’s nearly five months too many, but it’s God’s Will right now. I’m glad you don’t have to be here.

If anyone is wondering what those in the military and law enforcement fight for, work hard for, and put on their various uniforms for, it’s . . .

SO AMERICA COULD RAISE ITSELF TO BE A PROUD, ISLAMO PANDERING, LEFT WING DICTATORSHIP!!!

Happy Holidays. ROTFLMAO!!!

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on November 15, 2013 at 11:53 am

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