December 15, 2013, - 8:58 am
Here’s yet another one for the many morons who keep telling me how great and “conservative” FOX News is, when it’s really just like the rest of the liberal mainstream media . . . whether or not Megyn Kelly insists the fictional character, Santa, is White. Last night, since I couldn’t fall asleep, I was enjoying a re-run of “Burn Notice” on my local FOX affiliate. But just as it was about to end (and tell you what happened), FOX News broke in at about 12:53 a.m. with an important “ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!” Did someone shoot up a school or blow up Times Square? Nope. It was the Mandela funeral, the second one. I repeatedly flipped to the other stations, and guess what? ABC, NBC, and CBS did not break into their broadcasts to bring you “Mandelastock Part Deux.” Just “conservative” FOX and FOX News.
I watched the beginning of FOX News’ pandering coverage, until I couldn’t take it anymore. FOX News anchor Robert “50 Shades of Dumbass” Gray and reporter Greg Palkot drooled and gushed so much over Nelson “Kill the Whites” Mandela and his Xhosa tribe of bigots, I think they created a new water supply for South Africa. Unfortunately, there was no fake sign language interpreter to make it fun. In fact, there was no sign language interpreter at all–how politically incorrect and insensitive of them! I guess there are no deaf people in the Xhosa tribe.
The FOX News liberals didn’t do much for me. In fact, the commentary in my own mind was far more entertaining. I noticed that Mandela’s coffin was laid on top of about ten animal hides. The FOX guys told me those were leopard skins, but they were black and white and at least one of them looked like a zebra was murdered for Mandela’s funeral. Where’s PETA a/k/a PUTAh (People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals and humans) when you need them? Don’t worry, they don’t condemn black guys, Muslims (especially Islamic terrorists), gays, and any other preferred politically correct group.
The FOX News panderers gushed over Mandela’s two wives, including necklacing champ Winnnie (they skipped the necklacing part because we the little people ain’t supposed to know about that). Then, the FOX frauds informed me that there were many “dignitaries” in the audience, after I’d already spied America’s self-appointed, failed therapist HRHSBotU [Her Royal Highness Supreme Being of the Universe] Deepak ChOprah Winfrey and her two sister wives, Stedman and Gayle in the crowd. I’ll bet they’re not used to taking a seat in the back. The FOX News guys told me that among the “dignitaries” were Charlize Theron and U2’s Bono. If those skanks are dignitaries, the world ain’t dignified. Not even close.
I’d have preferred to listen to the guy in the leopard skin cape–a thinner version of the King of Zamunda–who was telling us which “dignitaries” were in the crowd, including the “Ambassador of the UK Guatemala,” two countries which I didn’t know had merged. Just as he was saying that and telling us that the “great” Jesse “I spit in White people’s salad” Jackson was in the audience, the FOX twins began blathering on again, so that I and others couldn’t hear all the radicals in the audience being named. The FOX News duo spoke over the introduction of–and extremely loud applause for–Gerry Adams, leader of the terrorist Irish Republican Army’s Sinn Fein. Hmmm . . . why didn’t FOX News want me to hear that? We PC pander and cover up the truth, you decide.
The last straw was when the FOX News duo started endlessly praising Bishop Desmond Tutu, a noted open Jew-hater and anti-Israel bigot. The FOX News nitwits were upset that Tutu didn’t get a personal invitation to speak at the funeral and hopefully wondered if he was going to speak as advertised at the last minute. Um, here’s a tip about Tutu, you schmucks: Desmond Tutu regularly attacked the Jewish community of South Africa. He was a strong proponent of condemning Israel at the Durban United Nations Conference on Racism. He supported HAMAS repeatedly and participated in a 2009 HAMAS “Walk for Gaza” along with Jimmy Carter and Nelson Mandela. Tutu has a history of hanging with Islamic terrorists and praising their every bombing. My late father wrote an excellent letter summarizing some of Tutu’s statements and activities when Tutu was the speaker at my little brother’s graduation from the Wharton School of Business at the University of Pennsylvania. Read it and get a clue, unlike the FOX News idiots.
So next time you wanna tell me that FOX News is “the best we have” or some other BS, tell me why you think “the best we have” is a moronic network of nitwits who interrupt latenight Saturday Night re-runs with gushing coverage of an America-hating, Jew-hating, Castro-loving, Arafat/HAMAS-loving Marxist’s second funeral circus–the only network to do so.
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