February 28, 2014, - 3:37 pm

Cha-Ching! City Pays Violent Chick $75K After Police Cut Off Her Extensions

By Debbie Schlussel

How much should a violent woman be paid for the virtual “holocaust” of having her weaved-in artificial braids cut off by police?

A Detroit suburb just paid a woman $75,000 for this crime against humanity, despite the fact that hair extensions can be used to strangle cops and prison personnel and can also be used in prison jailhouse suicides.

Black History Month: Charda Gregory Gets the Most Expensive Haircut in Michigan History . . .

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Let’s say you’re a violent woman. Let’s say police arrest you. Let’s say you were arrested at a very seedy motel. Let’s say that after you were arrested at said seedy motel, you also kicked out the rear window of a police car, not easy to do. And let’s say that you were so violent, so crazy that police felt it necessary to protect themselves and you from yourself and, so, they cut off your hair extensions, known among other things for their possible use in strangulations, hangings, and nooses. Should you be rewarded with Seventy-Five Grand? That seems like a pretty generous payday for you and your greedy lawyer.

But Charda Renee Gregory was the beneficiary of that generosity for taking a haircut, after the city of Warren, Michigan paid her $75,000. And we were down on Bill Clinton for his $200 haircut. Not only that, but all charges against Ms. Gregory, who is most certainly a criminal and definitely violent and dangerous, were dropped. Nice (non-)work if you can get it. The race card is expensive. Don’t leave home without it.







Yes, I know hair weaves and extensions are expensive, but they ain’t that expensive (maybe $3,000 at the very high end–and I highly doubt a chick at the Suez Motel has that high-end kind of weave). And she was violent, so she put herself in the situation where cops did the reasonable thing. Oh, and did I mention that the cop was fired? Yup, criminal rewarded with large payday, cop fired. What’s wrong with this country?!

Detroit woman who was restrained in a chair while a police officer cut her hair has been awarded $75,000. Charda Renee Gregory, was taken into custody Nov. 13 by Warren police officers after she was alleged to have damaged property at the Suez Motel on east Eight Mile. Officer Bernadette Najor, who was fired, is seen in a video cutting Gregory’s hair weave from her scalp. . . .

The charges against Gregory of malicious destruction of property, malicious destruction of police property for allegedly kicking out the rear window of a patrol car and resisting arrest were also dropped, Griem said. Gregory’s lawyer, Paul Misukewicz, wasn’t unavailable for comment.

Of course, he’s not available. He’s too busy . . . laughing all the way to the bank. His one-third is $25,000 (that’s al-math, for those of you in Dearbornistan). I’ll bet he’s on his third margarita in Negril by now.

Cha-Ching!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you’re gonna tell me. A Black chick’s hair is her identity. You crackahz just don’t understand. Yadda, yadda, yadda. Huh? Her identity just went from livin’ in a seedy motel doing who knows what there . . . to the most expensive haircut in Michigan history after a few minutes’ possible humiliation in response to her violent behavior. And you know that part of the reason the city of Warren buckled and paid so much is that Ms. Gregory is Black and the cops are not. The race card was played . . . and paid. As I said, nice (zero) work if you can get it.

Who needs an Obamaphone when you can get a Warren Haircut?

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19 Responses

I want an Obama Phone now. If Warren is dumb enough to cave on this, it deserves whatever happens to it.

Worry on February 28, 2014 at 7:11 pm

Yes the race card was played, played very well too, the police were dumb in regards to this, you can’t forceably cut someones hair. I thought D.S had a point about the extensions used to strangle etc, but she has thin straight hair ext. Those are harmless. These thin things cant hurt anyone.

Now if these were thick dookie braids, or thick dreadlock extensions then Debbie your argument would have merit. These cops were foolish, and the people of Detroit paid for it.

BD: Actually, they were braids. The pic I posted on the right was an after-the-fact photo of the woman wearing a wig. So, I’ve removed the photo, as it is misleading. She did not have thin, straight hair. And the people of Warren paid for this, not Detroit. Soon to be the same difference, though. DS

Big D on February 28, 2014 at 7:47 pm

Thick “dookie braids?” Ummmm, BigD, for curiosity’s sake, and because you have a library card, I understand ‘werd,’ ‘phat,’
‘mad fun,’ and what it is to ‘bone a bitch.’ I also understand ‘do rag,’ but “dookie braids?” I know ‘corn rows.’

ROTFLMAO!!!

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on February 28, 2014 at 8:03 pm

seems to me
that for 75000
they should have done more cutting

btw
in their own defense
why didn’t the police officers
just yell
g-d’s will

prestigio on February 28, 2014 at 8:42 pm

No worries, by next week, after she spends all that money on lottery tickets that money should find its way back into the system and maybe help some school kids or help fill some pot holes

HK on February 28, 2014 at 9:00 pm

It pays to be “oppressed” in Obama’s Amerika. You could shave me bald, no wait…, I would take a bath in Nair for $75,000.

Fred Mertz on February 28, 2014 at 9:28 pm

Yup, here, take the cash, new program, “My Sistah’s Stylist”, or was that Obummer’s new program, “My Brother’s Keeper”, er, doesnt matter…..whites need not apply

HK on February 28, 2014 at 11:55 pm

.. and an anonymous dealer named Fo-Shizzle gets rich in 3,2,1 ..

Jack on March 1, 2014 at 12:35 am

From my own experience, black women can be violent as hell. Even some of the “bruthas” are scared of them. Good for the cops for doing the right thing. This broad shouldn’t have gotten $0.75. Another example of legal capitulation in the name of “diversity.”

Primetime on March 1, 2014 at 11:01 am

A cop was fired for this? Every day I see videos of cops abusing their authority and violating peoples rights. Citizens being assaulted for minor infractions and the cops always get away with it. Or almost always. These bad cops give all cops a bad name. But firing someone over this seems over kill. Fire, arrest and prosecute cops that abuse their authority, not cops that are just doing their job.
@PRIMETIME, you are correct about some of these black LADIES. Back in the 80′s I worked at one of the last full service gas stations in Oakland Ca. Some of these “Muthas” were down right scary. Something about that sense of entitlement mixed in with racial hatred and being a female knowing most men won’t hit you back seems to give them the feeling they can say or do anything to you without retribution.

john on March 1, 2014 at 12:44 pm

This simple minded, pathetic, lazy ass, womb rejected, race card playing, moulinyan piece of filth, has got to be married, or related to that asswipe, stupid, and pathetically just as lazy freakshow who is suing McDonalds for not getting enough napkins and for whatever reason, has also played the race card and got a bit upset at “you people”, the phrase..

Hmmmm.. Go figure!!!

So, now obama should be referencing these twin rejects, as relatives “if only they were his relatives”. He should look at his own family as they blend well. Liars… Cheaters… Scammers…. Players…

Look, YOU PEOPLE ARE ABOUT AS USEFUL AS AIDS AND VERY PATHETIC.. You getbprecisely what you ask for, stupid!!!!

oifmack on March 1, 2014 at 6:29 pm

I don’t remember Bill getting a $200 haircut (googled it, it’s true), but I certainly remember that John Edwards,an even more grotesque faux populist, routinely spent $500 on haircuts. Our justice system is clearly broken -on the one hand, we have this absurd example, but let me also hastily cite yesterday’s outcome in the Kerry Kennedy trial – the jury, evidently besotted by the gleam of a signature set of Kennedy teeth (which, to me, resemble the dentition of a rodent) acquitted her of all charges. She will not even have her driver’s license suspended. I doubt if the rest of us – the Non-Kennedys – would have fared so well in a courtroom. So much for justice being dispensed impartially.

commonsense on March 1, 2014 at 10:10 pm

On a positive note, maybe she will OD on heroine and her money will have been well spent.

samurai on March 2, 2014 at 1:50 pm

i don’t get why blacks want to have straight hair when they hate whites… shouldn’t they all go full afro to embrace their blackness and underscore their loathing of whitey?

kirche61 on March 3, 2014 at 2:55 pm

I grew up with crazy girls like Ms. Gregory Debbie. They often teased my younger sister because my parents taught us to always speak proper English and not LoFo Ebonics. They would always go around school thinking that they could beat everyone up. Too bad that they always became good targets during dodge ball in gym class. Nothing good will come Gregory’s way you can bet on that.

Ken b on March 3, 2014 at 4:06 pm

Seems the race card is so more powerful than commen sense. If this woman had by some chance killed herself by hanging with these, imagine the outcry. Nowadays one can not win for even trying. I thought the rest of Michigan had more sense than Detroit but seems I was wrong.

Mario on March 3, 2014 at 8:16 pm

BTW, this woman should have the amount of damage she caused especially on the police car deducted from her winnings.

Mario on March 3, 2014 at 8:17 pm

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