March 25, 2014, - 4:40 pm
No, I don’t want to see your penis in a sock. No, it isn’t increasing awareness of testicular cancer (if you’re a man with testicles, I’d imagine you’re well aware, but if not, the sock thing won’t, um, “enhance” the awareness in any way, sagging shape, or shrunken form). No, you aren’t a supermodel. I never thought I’d wish the stupid planking trend was back, but you’ve forced me into that position. And here’s a tip: unless you’re planking with your penis, I don’t wanna see it. And even that, I don’t wanna see. And you are different from the cheesy naked Burt Reynolds centerfold in Cosmo in the ’70s . . . how?
You are everything that’s wrong with America. “Hey, I’ll show everything but my c-ck if it gets me attention!” Now go away. Your 15 minutes are up. Yours and your pubic hair’s, which I also didn’t need to see from you, a self-obsessed stranger.
Exit Question: why is it less respectable when nude gay models make money posing like this without the sock, but just fabulous when these narcissistic frauds pretend they are doing this for cancer? Just askin’.
TMI, guys. TMI.
Exit Question #2: how many of these exhibitionist narcissists voted for Obama? I’m guessin’ north of 100%.
I guarantee they aren’t doing this genitals in a sock for cancer BS in the Muslim Brotherhood or Al Qaeda. Nope. They’re busy laughing at this dumbassity and planning for our destruction. But you keep instagrammin’ your penises, idiots.
Hey, I saw all those pics, and I note no increase in testicular cancer awareness yet. Shocking.