April 18, 2014, - 12:22 pm
Your Day in Hip-Hop Obama Voters: Rapper Did WHAT?! to His Penis; Shower Rod Shortage – A Preview of America’s Future (& Its Present)
This is a nice, representative slice of life in the day of Obama voters and the world of hip-hop:
* New Darwin Award winner, rap star Andre Johnson, cut off his penis, and it cannot be re-attached (not all such surgical attempts are John Wayne Bobbitt-esque). Sadly, his suicide attempt was unsuccessful, and you will now be paying for his lack-of-penis therapy (or an expensive prosthetic) via ObamaCare.
* Shower rods sold out at Home Depot, Lowe’s, Target, and Walmart (link is Not Safe For Work) because a shower rod is part of a sex tape involving Mimi Faust, a star of the VH-1 rap reality show, “Love & Hip-Hop Atlanta.” There is now, reportedly a shower rod shortage because of the tape. Yes, this is what is important to Obama voters. They “can’t” pay for healthcare (so you have to pay it for them), but they can rush out to get a shower rod because it might help them mimic the acrobatics of a hip-hop sex tape. Priorities.
Remember, this is hip-hop culture, the most dominant force in American pop culture today. This is not only America’s future, but its present. It’s only getting worse.
G-d help this sinking nation. Sadly, it appears America is beyond help and is aimlessly going this way. Islam, which is growing rapidly in America while Christianity is shrinking, will fill the depraved void. Just terrific.
Tags: Andre Johnson, Andre Johnson castration, Andre Johnson penis, Darwin Award, Darwin Awards Winners, Hip-Hop, Love & Hip-Hop, Love and Hip-Hop, MImi Faust, Obama voters