May 23, 2014, - 2:24 pm

HOprah Watch: Oprah & Dr. Phil Want You to Know “Men Are Liars” (Yup, Including America’s Fallen)

By Debbie Schlussel

Even though the vast majority of U.S. military men we’ll mourn on Monday were men and made the ultimate sacrifice so that idiots like Oprah could continue to spew, Oprah has decided to let you know that they were liars. In fact, she wants you to know that all men are liars. Check out this e-mail, below that HRHSBotU [Her Royal Highness Supreme Being of the Universe] HOprah sent out this week:




Click on the Image to View it In Its Entirety . . .

I’m sure thought that when Stedman (her whipped, paid for male escort beard) tells her how great and beautiful she is, “men don’t lie” in that case. Right?

I’m sure, also, that when Dr. Phil tells his wife Robin that her very strange and obvious plastic surgery looks natural and terrific, he isn’t lying either.

And there’s another exception to Oprah’s “Men Are Liars” theme: Muslim men. She’s a big fan of Islam. And Muslim men don’t lie either in her world. They aren’t terrorists, either.

Remember how she told women that they’ll be much happier if they marry Muslim aliens rather than Christian men?

So, to be clear, men are liars . . . but only Christian and Jewish men.

Happy Memorial Day, Liars. Love, Oprah.


Oprah Mustache Artwork by David Lunde/Lundesigns, Design by Debbie Schlussel

35 Responses

Oprah is an ignorant hog. Why was she ever relevant to white audiences?

DS_ROCKS! on May 23, 2014 at 2:45 pm

The statistic is skewed….since most politicians are men and their lie total probably exceeds 8 digits, that small population makes the rest of us look bad….add Bill Clinton and Obama to the mix and our average jumps by at least 25000 lies immediately.

Sean on May 23, 2014 at 2:48 pm

I am amazed that Phil and Oprah still have audiences after all of these years. These two have been shown to be charlatans time and again. I wonder when Oprah will be coming out of the closet? She probably realizes that being an open lesbian would not do her much good in the Black community, not to mention among Muslims.

Worry01 on May 23, 2014 at 2:58 pm

two useless loads emitting an irrelevant bunch of bunk

HK on May 23, 2014 at 3:30 pm

What study — or, better stated, “study” — arrived at the conclusion that a man tells on average 100,000 lies by age 60, whereas a woman tells only 50,000? Why should such hokum, dressed up as social science, by taken seriously?

Seek on May 23, 2014 at 3:34 pm

Fat Oprah is a has-been vying for some publicity in a world that has deemed her irrelevant.

Ed on May 23, 2014 at 3:43 pm

Oprah is what happens when sewers back up. Dr. Phil is what happens when you throw out the baby and keep the afterbirth.

The fact that more people know of either of these two scum wads than they do a David McCollough shows the sad state of the intellectual level of Americans, particularly American women.

Jonathan E. Grant on May 23, 2014 at 3:49 pm

Any more proof needed that Oprah hates men? And based on the women watching this overstuffed sofa of a woman, and based on the affect she has on the presidential election, any more proof needed that we have become a nation of idiots?

And men, when you can’t find a good woman, it is not you, it’s the Oprah affect. American women wonder why so many men prefer Asian women. Well it’s because Asian women’s brains have not been programmed by Doprah to hate men.

Jonathan E. Grant on May 23, 2014 at 4:20 pm

Can someone please explain to me why these two idiots very became popular and influential?

This Memorial Day weekend I will think about the men who fought in all of our countries’ wars, particularly WWII. I will think of my Dad who flew with the 8th Air Force (The Mighty Eighth)! in 1944 and dropped bombs on Nazis in Europe. In addition I will think of my Uncles who fought in the Pacific at Pearl Harbor, Saipan, Bougainville, and Okinawa. They are all gone now, but I haven’t forgotten what they did for this country along with Millions of other men, some who never returned to the United Sates because they paid the ultimate sacrifice. Enjoy your Holiday my fellow Americans.

Peter on May 23, 2014 at 5:14 pm

    Peter…they are all part of the greatest generation in the history of our country…we are all indebted to them for their service

    HK on May 23, 2014 at 7:47 pm

I’ve been known to spew too, so here goes…

Scientific studies have shown that more intelligent children are more likely to lie.
Since men seem to tell about twice the number of lies, this proves Muhammad’s assertion that women have half the brain of men.

Sahih Al-Bukhari 2658—The Prophet (the blessing and peace of Allah be upon him) said: “Isn’t the witness of a woman equal to half of that of a man?” The women said: “Yes.” He said: “This is because of the deficiency of her mind.”

Of course in Sharia Law it’s not so convenient because men’s testimony is worth twice as much.

But, anyway I’m sure all of this is way beyond anything Oprah’s halal half brain has the capacity to deal with.

Frankz on May 23, 2014 at 5:16 pm

Class division, gender division, race division, age division, sexual orientation division, income gap division – really, without it what would little leftists do? And how long is it going to take people to wake up to this one trick show pony hustler?

Frankz on May 23, 2014 at 6:03 pm

My question isn’t based off this article, but I ask, why do you all dislike Oprah so? Don’t give me that nonsense that you all are still msd that she endorsed Barack.

@ DS Rocks, what does race have to do with Oprah. Yes she is outspoken when it comes to Black issues/topics, that you may not agree with, but that woman, made Dr. Phil a huge success millionaire and Dr. Oz, not to mention the increased book sales of mostly white authors, if she was some Black Militant where are the droves of Black millionaires she has created?

Exactly, your criticism is senseless and benign.

Big D on May 23, 2014 at 6:27 pm

    What does race have to do with Oprah? How about her wanting old white people from the South to die off.

    Concerned Citizen on May 23, 2014 at 10:51 pm

    She’s a race-baiter and a hypocrite. That’s what I don’t like about her. Anybody that rails about racism, while somehow they as a minority seem to have done alright despite it? Is a hypocrite.

    PitandPen on May 24, 2014 at 3:06 am

    Big D,
    I don’t like her because she’s an unashamed apologist for Islam but at the same time she doesn’t really want to know anything real about it.

    Frankz on May 24, 2014 at 11:05 am

    Big D, when people you like are criticized on here why do you always have to mention how successful they are?
    I don’t see you doing that with other successful people like Donald Sterling.

    Frankz on May 24, 2014 at 11:08 am

    @Big D

    So, Big D,…by catering to the mindless, moronic, afternoon tv watching and National Enquirer dependent audience, she is vulnerable to criticism, by default. Don’t you agree?

    HK on May 24, 2014 at 1:40 pm

    Big D you ask a reasonable question, and deserve a reasonable answer.

    Fundamentally, Oprah peddles horsesh-t. She knows little, promotes nothing of substance, has had a large number of shows that bash men, and has allowed anti-Semitic remarks on her show to go unchallenged (One for instance: A woman in the audience complains that all Jews have big diamonds and money. Oprah said nothing).

    She, like Dr. Phil and other women (and I count Dr. Phil as a woman, just like the moron who started this venue, Donohue) promote nothing of substance. They are all chewing gum for the brain, which rots. They come up with hackneyed have assed quips or quotes that she and the media pass off as astute, when in fact, she knows little.

    The Oprahs have multiplied like vermin..Sally Jesse Raphael, etc. They weaken our society by encouraging men and women to emote for the sake of emoting. Instead of encouraging people to do, she encourages people to feel. Do you think the founding fathers worried about feelings? George Washington Carver? Even MLK? No, these are men who did, not feel. Madame Curie, Martha Washington Abigail Adams, Dolly Madison? No, they did, not felt.

    As you can tell, I do not believe in touchy feely crap. I believe as a country we moved forward by doing, by building, by, simply put, being a masculine nation. These EST type people want us to do less, and feel aggrieved more.

    At least Jerry Springer acknowledges his show is a joke, and just in bad taste. He does not pretend to hold our hand for the betterment of mankind. He is a huckster, and he says so.

    Oprah pretends like, and excuse the crudity, her flatulence are Chanel #5, her pee is French champagne, and her excrement is fine pudding.

    Her education is lacking, and her as a newswoman in Baltimore, well, she was horrendous and ignorant. (I saw her many a time on the tv when I was going to graduate school).

    She also apparently made up stories about being raped, about being abused, etc.

    In short, she is a fraud, and the people that follow her and her ilk (e.g., Dr. Phil) are morons.

    Jonathan E. Grant on May 24, 2014 at 4:56 pm

    Let’s see Big D, so far we have: A lying know-it-all man hating race-baiter, hustler hypocrite apologist for Islam with Dyke appeal. So what’s not to like?
    Making fellow hustlers like Dr’s. Oz and Phil a success is the best she could do, seriously?
    Typical of her ilk, she’s only into lining her own pockets and throwing a few scraps to her fellow libs.

    theShadow on May 24, 2014 at 9:40 pm

Can photoshopped magazine covers been construed as a lie?

Malibu on May 23, 2014 at 6:48 pm

Well, if men weren’t so polite, like our mamas taught us, and asked womyn their age, I’m sure that 2:1 ratio of lies would quickly change.
Anyways, who cares on a weekend like this. I’d rather contemplate the great men who gave us their most prized possession in our stead.

nadie on May 23, 2014 at 8:36 pm

It’s wonderful that women never lie.

Pete on May 24, 2014 at 11:51 am

‘Dr.’ Phil is a washed up ‘psychologist’ who supposedly let his license lapse and is a laughing stock in the Psychology community. Anyone who has seen his shows would know: telling a greiving couple that their son is crying in heaving because they are still in mourning; turning a show featuring a woman with low self-esteem into an infomercial for his wife Robin’s beauty products…There is no reason to believe anything that crook/kissass says!

Lee on May 24, 2014 at 3:28 pm

I agree with JEG on the fact that what further proof is needed to show that the Oprah hates men. I remember seeing clips of her early days as a news anchor in Baltimore and she stank back then. The no talent hack has not changed except for the fact that her stupid show is not on anymore (replaced by that other hack Ellen). News flash to the Oprah and the equally annoying “Dr” Phil. Women lie as good as men do. They are just a little more crafty than we are. Heck Like Debbie said Dr Phil lies all the time when he says that his equally annoying wife Robin’s plastic surgery looks good. She look like she and Dolly Parton went to the same doctor. Anyway I wish that both of these fakes would just go away and take Dr Oz with them.

Ken b on May 24, 2014 at 5:24 pm

May you all have a great Memorial Day holiday weekend. Our dopey elected officials on both sides notwithstanding we need to reflect on those veterans who gave the ultimate sacrifice so that idiots like Oprag and Dr Philly Cheese Wiz can say stupid crap on TV.

Ken b on May 24, 2014 at 5:30 pm

I Appreciate the responses. Thanks J.E.G.

@ Frank “Big D, when people you like are criticized on here why do you always have to mention how successful they are?”

Your question confuses me and don’t see the tie in with Donald Sterling.

@Hk. She is definitely fair game for criticism. Its just that most contributors on these threads really dislike her so I had to ask why.

DS Rocks injected race in this thread, and I pointed out that I believe she has improved the quality of life for more whites than that of blacks, so when I hear the comments that she dislikes whites etc, it loses me.

Her ex-mother in law, has a lot of negative things to say about the woman. There is def two sides to her, i’m sure.
I didn’t know she was an advocate for Islam.
She is lying about her sexuality too in my opinion.
I didn’t know her story about being raped was proven a lie.

BigD on May 24, 2014 at 11:22 pm

Oprah has always been a lying hag and “Dr” Phil is just Jerry Springer with advice. (and not very good advice)

Tommy Thomas on May 25, 2014 at 12:40 am

Hey Debbie, check this out. I am progressing through my 30th cover to cover reading of The Bible, and today, while on my way through the Psalms, I encountered this, from none other than King David himself.

“. . . All men are liars.”

Psalm 116:11 – 1599 Geneva Bible


Now, on to The Oprah. There is at least one family member who has stated that although The Oprah grew up hard, as many others around her, the stories she has told about being molested are crap. You’d think with all the money someone would pay, like TMZ, for corroboration of those stories, there would be some. But no, there is none.

There is strong evidence to suggest that she makes everyone sign a confidentiality agreement that has ever worked for her, RIGHT DOWN TO THE JANITOR, that if you ever say anything to anyone about anything that went on while you were working for her, you will get hit upside the head with The Souf Side of Chicago politics.

Speaking of Chicago politics, David Axelrod, Rahm “The Ballerina” Emanuel, and none other than . . .

Barack Hussein Milhous Obama, mmm! mmm! mmm! Yup, he was introduced to Amerika by Dopedup Windbag herself. Any questions? For further details, everyone re-read Mr. Grant’s post, and thanks for doing that, sir.

She did not do anything for white people. I have been referring to this woman as a “New Age Slavemistress” for at least the past 20 years. What she did was hypnotize millions in so-called “flyover country” with all kinds of self help psychobabble, book and movie suggestions, and a gentle caressing of white guilt.

Saul Alinsky, anyone? Her career has been a very clever assistance of her friends in Chicago politics to surround unsuspecting Americans from different cultural angles, white, black and otherwise, giving them a swinging pendulum to watch, while their eyes glazed over and she picked their pockets, indoctrinating them with her “spoonful of sugar makes the med’cine go down” pseudo-philosophy of life.

This woman is one of the biggest two bit, fake, phony frauds to ever hit the big time. First she was no one, then she received gushing accolades for her performance as a rookie actress in a movie called The Color Purple. Then she swung in to action with her fake, phony, fraudulent stories of her My Childhood Was More Horrible Than Yours tales, and next stop, . . .

The First Billionairess. Not bad. She outslicked Slick Willy hissef. Sho’ nuff now.

BigD, truthfully, I like you more and more, the more I read about you, especially your background. The bouncing, the motorcycle, stuff like that, but I think you should study up a little more on this New Age Slavemistress. No one with the balls to even mention the idea, let alone trying to form a group called Blacks United Against Niggas, should be so easily swayed by phonies.

Also, please go back and read what I replied to you about the black man, white chick couple thingy on TV. It’s on the “No NFL Sensitivity Training” Michael Sam thread. It’s been done, a long time ago.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on May 25, 2014 at 2:09 am

Dr. Phil had his license revoked in a State, which I forget. He and Oprah are both scum; Oprah being antisemitic scum. By the way, have you seen the NBC crap on Pope Francis’ visit. All about the crying Palestinians and the nasty Israeli occupation.

No mention that the fence came about and succeeded in significantly bringing down Palestinian murder of Jewish kids.

Occam's Tool on May 25, 2014 at 4:02 am

The funny thing is that the media does its best to present the optimal male as a worthless castrati, then complains about there being no good men to marry.

Oprah, for example: she doesn’t have a husband, and she never will, because she is essentially a castrating beyotch. Even with fame and billions, no one wants you.

Occam's Tool on May 25, 2014 at 4:25 am

If only she’d marry a muslim man

Mic on May 25, 2014 at 11:45 pm

Dr. Phil must be of somewhat scientific bent, dedicated to accuracy in all his judgments, so I accept, even with amazement, the numbers 100,000 (a true decimalitarian’s delight) with 50,000 (exactly half of 100,000, for those with core math skills.) So we can expect but one half of the lies from Hillary that we received from Barach. Wait! Sudden revelation! Dr. Phil, a man, could well be lying!

marblenecltr on May 26, 2014 at 12:30 pm

@ Alfredo, I will go back to read your response on that topic.
No I refused to bounce at those clubs, if I was going to work a part time job after my day job, had to be worth the time and money and I wasn’t going to be tussling with knuckleheads. I was a bartender and club managed at many of the places I worked.

BigD on May 26, 2014 at 4:23 pm

Ah! Sorry. You mentioned working in clubs, your handle is BigD, and you ride a motorcycle, so I figured, must have been a bouncer. Hey, bartenders and club managers are cool too, known a lot of them in my time, bouncers as well. Did a little bouncing myself way back, but only a few times as a tag along. I did know some top flight bouncers, though. Glad you didn’t have to do that, it’s a messed up job.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on May 26, 2014 at 11:08 pm

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