May 23, 2014, - 2:24 pm
Even though the vast majority of U.S. military men we’ll mourn on Monday were men and made the ultimate sacrifice so that idiots like Oprah could continue to spew, Oprah has decided to let you know that they were liars. In fact, she wants you to know that all men are liars. Check out this e-mail, below that HRHSBotU [Her Royal Highness Supreme Being of the Universe] HOprah sent out this week:
I’m sure thought that when Stedman (her whipped, paid for male escort beard) tells her how great and beautiful she is, “men don’t lie” in that case. Right?
I’m sure, also, that when Dr. Phil tells his wife Robin that her very strange and obvious plastic surgery looks natural and terrific, he isn’t lying either.
And there’s another exception to Oprah’s “Men Are Liars” theme: Muslim men. She’s a big fan of Islam. And Muslim men don’t lie either in her world. They aren’t terrorists, either.
Remember how she told women that they’ll be much happier if they marry Muslim aliens rather than Christian men?
So, to be clear, men are liars . . . but only Christian and Jewish men.
Happy Memorial Day, Liars. Love, Oprah.