August 24, 2009, - 12:03 pm
Too bad it’s not really just rewards week for Swedish anti-Semites and Israel-haters.
As you may know, last week, Swedish newspaper “Aftonbladet” did a “special report” rehearsing old anti-Semitic blood libel canards, claiming that Israeli soldiers kill Palestinians to harvest their organs. We’ve heard this before . . . mostly from Muslim countries (which Sweden is fast becoming–get ready for Al-IKEAllah) and their anti-Semitic government-sponsored propaganda (like “Kurtlar Vadisi – Irak,” the Turkish movie starring Gary Busey and Billy Zane).
Are Amputated Stinky Feet Flavoring Your Swedish Gravlax?
The article was despicable. But the Swedes don’t care. Because anti-Semitism is now acceptable there, just as it was during World War II, when the great Raoul Wallenberg was among the few brave Swedes to do something to save Jews from the Nazis.
But now, it seems, the Swedes are getting a taste of their own medicine . . . with less effective fake legends of hate (which, unlike in Swedish newspapers, are actually labeled as such). In this case it’s a report about what’s really in their gravlax and why it, um, “tastes” the way it does. This truly is a case of putting someone else’s foot in your mouth. Yuck!
Arnolf Lillehammer, a resident of the Norwegian village of Idiben, located near the Swedish border, will never forget the last time he saw his father alive. . . .
Three weeks later, Arnolf’s fears were replaced by pure horror, after finding his father’s corpse buried in the snow, with both his feet cut off. . . .
This was not the only disappearance in the area. In fact, dozens of cases of fishermen failing to return home at the end of the day were recorded in eastern Norway in recent years. . . .
Residents of east Norway villages, known for not changing socks for long months, were therefore an obvious target. And so, Sweden established the Strumpor Stinkande elite unit, responsible for fresh supply of stinky human feet for the Swedish salmon industry.
In the 1950s, Bjorn revealed, Sweden faced a sharp decline in pickled salmon exports, mostly because of the growing competition against Norwegian salmon. Secret experiments and taste tests performed by Swedish scientists finally identified the secret ingredient that would give Swedish salmon the edge: One gram of fungus taken from human feet for every 100 grams of gravad lax.
EEUUWW! Casts a whole new light on the bizarre foot fetishists of our world. I knew there was a reason I don’t like lox.
Okay, so the writers at Ynet admit their whole story about the foot thing is a lie . . . just like the Aftonbladet report claiming that Jews harvest Muslim organs. When you deliberately lie to hurt other people–as the Swedes do–it ultimately comes back to you in spades. And I hope a ton of people read this, and rumors start about those horrid Swedes and what they allegedly do to people to flavor their gravlax. It’s the least they deserve.
Thanks to reader Miranda Rose Smith for the tip.
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