November 22, 2005, - 12:50 pm

Desperate Non-Wife: Is Maureen Dowd Necessary?

By Debbie Schlussel
While noting the failure of bitter, anti-male, leftist New York Times’ columnist Maureen Dowd’s latest tome, “Are Men Necessary?” we couldn’t help but notice the similarities between her and “Desperate Housewives'” Bree (played by actress Marcia Cross). Which begs the question: Is Maureen Dowd Necessary? Just asking.

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9 Responses

Marcia Cross is hot! Maureen Dowd just thinks she’s attractive. I suppose if I thought the Joker was attractive I would agree with her.
You should put her face up next to the Jack Nicholson / Joker picture. It would resemble Dowd more.
Ringy-dingy, Ernestine!

Ruslfish on November 22, 2005 at 3:31 pm

maureen is attractive, and i bet she was pretty hot 20 years ago. she just spent too much time whoring around and now nobody’s buying. i’ve seen other pretty girls make the same mistake.

shleppy on November 22, 2005 at 6:42 pm

I’m with Ruslfish, put up The Joker pic.

The_Man on November 22, 2005 at 11:30 pm

Maurine Dowd goes to prove beauty is skin deep. When a woman is dirty inside, it doesn’t matter what she looks like on the outside.

ColfromColorado on November 22, 2005 at 11:40 pm

Maybe Dude’s boytoy can have her back for a show to promote ,’Is/Was Bill Maher Necessary?’

jaywilton on November 23, 2005 at 12:11 pm

I haven’t nor won’t read Maureen Dood’s book, but if she hooked up with Maher I can understand why she is bitter towards men.
Maybe Dood should hook up with Terry McMillan. They have a lot in common when it comes to picking men.
Dood does look like The Joker, except The Joker had better makeup. Put The Joker’s pic up, Debbie.

Jeff_W on November 23, 2005 at 12:46 pm

Moron Dowd, if I sleep with you, and you pop out a yellow and white monster, would you still need me for child support?

KOAJaps on November 24, 2005 at 11:29 pm

One of the worst possible nightmares in the world would be turning over in bed and seeing Maureen Dowd next to me and she says “Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?”

KnightoftheImpaler on January 4, 2006 at 1:22 am

yup. she scary.

yup on August 29, 2013 at 1:10 pm

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