May 4, 2015, - 5:02 pm

Awww: Dzhokhar Tzarnaev’s Cousin Said WHAT?! – Now I’ve Heard Everything

By Debbie Schlussel

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I used to think I was too jaded to be surprised, dismayed, or disgusted by anything. But every so often there’s something that makes me say, “Really?! Come on.” And that goes for the testimony of Dzhokhar Tzarnaev’s chick cousin at today’s continued hearing of the penalty phase in the Islamic terrorist/Rolling Stone cover boy’s trial for the Boston Marathon bombing. You’ll never believe what the cousin said, trying to evoke sympathy for her cold-blooded Muslim terrorist relative.







At today’s hearing, Tsarnaev cousin Raisat Suleimanov said Dzhokhar was a good guy worthy of being spared the death penalty because–get this–he cried during “The Lion King.” No lie. I mean, that’s really stretchin’ it. This murderer of four and mass-maimer of nearly 300 cried during an animated movie, so we should feel sorry for him. Really? You really said that? Cue the “Halal Lion King Crying Defense.”

Raisat Suleimanov remembers her cousin — convicted Boston bomber Dzhokhar “Jahar” Tsarnaev — as a sweet boy with a big smile who wept when Mufasa, Simba’s father in the animated movie, “The Lion King,” is killed by Scar, his evil brother. “He was very sorry the lion died,” she said.

Awwwww . . . my heart bleeds for this empathetic soul. Not. Don’t worry. The prosecutor had a sharp rebuke:

On cross-examination, Assistant U.S. Attorney Bill Weinreb started to ask Suleimanov a question: “You agree that the person who cries at the death of a cartoon character but is indifferent to the suffering of hundreds … ” — his question was cut short by defense objection and he wasn’t allowed to finish. But Weinreb’s point was clear.

Oh, and by the way, in case you were wondering about this Tsarnaev cousin, you paid for her to travel to the U.S. to deliver this news about terrorist murderer Dzhokhar crying during “The Lion King.”

A Moscow nurse and mother of a 3-year-old, Suleimanov traveled from Russia to Boston, she told defense attorney William Fick in Russian, to testify Monday in the penalty phase of Tsarnaev’s capital murder trial.

Her “Lion King crybaby” attempt to evoke sympathy for her cuz’ is just part of the millions in travel, hotel, FBI protection, and other expenses you paid for so the Rolling Stone supermodel terrorist, Cousin Dzhokhar, can mount a defense while his relatives laugh at you all the way to the bank . . . and the travel agent, apparently (I think they still have those in Russia, Chechnya, and the other locales from which the Tsarnaev clan have traveled to live it up in Beantown.

Let’s just hope the outcome doesn’t leave them singing “Hakuna Matata.”

Hmmm . . . I wonder if they have the “Halal Lion King Crybaby Defense” in the Islamic Terrorist Handbook.

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35 Responses

How absurd.

That’s like saying senior Nazis were decent people because they attended cultural events like the opera and the theater.

I_AM_ME on May 4, 2015 at 5:07 pm

    Excellent.

    DinaK on May 5, 2015 at 9:15 am

The prosecution should use the movie and now the play (great timing)on Broadway “Alladin” as evidence.

“A Whole New World”… Yes it is. Beheadings, Honor Killings, mass bombings, etc. against the Infidels.

Panhandle on May 4, 2015 at 5:20 pm

    There were no beheadings as the result of the mass bombings in Iraq and Gaza were there ????? Oh no, those thousands of defenseless civilians brought their brutal deaths upon themselves, right?

    MzKitteh on May 6, 2015 at 12:27 pm

      Actually, yes they did. Hamas was a freely elected entity. You vote for war, you get it, don’t go crying.

      When Hamas stopped their rocket attacks, Israel stopped its assaults. It may have involved rockets, but it wasn’t rocket science, troll.

      Only an inbred Muslim fool could not see cause and effect here.

      Occam's Tool on May 7, 2015 at 5:28 pm

The question about comparing sympathy for a cartoon character with the mass destruction of the Marathon bombing was objected to and ruled out of order?

What a legal system.

Little Al on May 4, 2015 at 5:43 pm

    A Point which must be made: Debbie is an exception to the majority of Lawyers and Judges I have worked with, especially Judges. Most Judges do not know enough to pour liquid micturation product out of footwear without an explicit manual.

    And most Liberal Attorneys are even worse.

    Debbie is a ray of ethics, courage, and iron-clad logic in a perverse world.

    Occam's Tool on May 7, 2015 at 5:30 pm

And now we have a Muslim convert idiot claiming he fell asleep when he rammed into eight cars, critically injuring an elderly couple and injuring several more!! SMART bus jihad…well, not so smart to hire him in the first place. It’s everywhere, and it’s coming for us all. Stay safe!

Lisa on May 4, 2015 at 6:08 pm

Leon Rasheed, not even four months in jail, on Maple near Middlebelt in October

Lisa on May 4, 2015 at 6:16 pm

The Texas policeman who shot Islamic terrorists dead – that’s the way it should be done.

What’s justice if these killers get to spend decades alive behind bars?

When I think about it, we’re far too gentle on the folks who would kill us all given the chance.

And listening to BS like this just makes the bile rise up by throat.

Enough already.

NormanF on May 4, 2015 at 6:39 pm

Norman F. Yes, we are too gentle on folks who want to kill us. Our compassion is viewed as weakness, but we are already aware of that fact. Concerning the two dirt bags who are now taking a dirt nap , virgins await!!

Peter on May 4, 2015 at 6:51 pm

This is nauseating. Why was such irrelevant testimony even deemed to be admissible?

Worry on May 4, 2015 at 6:54 pm

Since this movie is so pertinent to his character, perhaps the Prosecutor should have asked if he paid his way at the theater; or, if he watched a pirated copy with his Chechen cousin.
p.s. I’m pissed that she didn’t exclaim spoiler alert in her testimony. She’s now ruined the movie for me. Can I sue?

nadie on May 4, 2015 at 7:26 pm

muslims are evil, psychotic simpletons.

DS_ROCKS! on May 4, 2015 at 8:06 pm

My favorite part of this post:

“…’On cross-examination, Assistant U.S. Attorney Bill Weinreb started to ask Suleimanov a question: “You agree that the person who cries at the death of a cartoon character but is indifferent to the suffering of hundreds … ” — his question was cut short by defense objection and he wasn’t allowed to finish. But Weinreb’s point was clear.'”

I wonder if this dilogue went something like this?:

Prosecutor: “You agree that the person who cries at the death of a cartoon character but is indifferent to the suffering of hundreds … ”

Defense Attorney (D.A.): “Objection!”

Judge: “On what grounds?”

D.A. On grounds that the point that the Prosecutor is trying to make undermines my client’s pathetic “Lion King” defense.

Judge: “Sustained!”

If this is the best that Dzhokhar Tsarnaev and his D.A. can do, then Tsarnaev should be executed tommorrow.

JeffE on May 4, 2015 at 8:25 pm

    Sorry that I misspelled the word dialogue.

    JeffE on May 4, 2015 at 8:27 pm

This is about as surprising as gunfire at a draw Muhammad contest.
Americans are sentimental, gullible suckers.
Everybody knows that. They know it in Chechyna, Pakistan, Khazakstan and every other Crapistan out there.
Because they know their enemy and it’s not hard to do.
And really what else are they going to come up with if they don’t have anything verifiable?

Mochizuki Koga on May 4, 2015 at 8:25 pm

If stuff like this jaded me I’d just go waltzing through a corn field full of snakes. That’s not a good idea. Snakes bite.

Mochizuki Koga on May 4, 2015 at 8:29 pm

A Moscow nurse and mother of a 3-year-old, Suleimanov traveled from Russia to Boston, she told defense attorney William Fick in Russian, to testify Monday in the penalty phase of Tsarnaev’s capital murder trial.

JUST SO SHE GOES BACK

Tommy Thomas on May 4, 2015 at 9:43 pm

    I take it that this extended family flew in. My thoughts thus turn to another, more recent movie: “Snakes on a Plane.”

    Seek on May 5, 2015 at 7:17 pm

Awww…da paw paw puddicat.
F*** him.

Not ovenready on May 4, 2015 at 9:44 pm

I have more information that should surely let him avoid the death penalty. When he was younger, he had filled his diaper, and it caused him to cry. I’m sorry if this helps him, releasing this information is just the right thing to do.

Al H. on May 5, 2015 at 9:22 am

She should be sued for mangling Solomon’s name.

EWS on May 5, 2015 at 9:43 am

Nuremberg Trial – Adolf Hitler’s defense: He liked dogs and took good care of them. And he loved his mom but his dad was a real nasty bastard.

Nuremberg Trial – Josef Stalin’s defense: He set up many orphanages for children with no parents (many of whom were killed on Stalin’s orders).

Concerned Citizen on May 5, 2015 at 10:46 am

Hey, go easy on this lady.
She was asked to say something nice about her cousin and she obviously didn’t have much to work with.

The only person with a harder task is Hillary’s campaign manager. He has to think of something Hillary has accomplished in her life.

smg45acp on May 5, 2015 at 11:51 am

    You have a point, although at least Tzarnaev’s cousin actually came up with something!

    Concerned Citizen on May 5, 2015 at 1:12 pm

The cousin’s character witnessing rates a place on the same shelf with Gomer Pyle’s ice breaking compliment on his first date with a girl. Attempting to win favor and plane his trepidation smooth he proudly told her, “You don’t sweat much for a fat girl”.

Both comedy worthy in a perverse thanks but no thanks way.

lee of the lower case "l" on May 5, 2015 at 3:07 pm

    Even funnier considering the orientation of the actor who played Gomer.

    Occam's Tool on May 7, 2015 at 5:32 pm

Did he cry when he saw SCHINDLER’S LIST?

There is NO Santa Claus on May 7, 2015 at 12:11 am

The vagina that ‘converted’ to Islam to marry Dshokar was singing his praises too and pleading innocence.
The scum is said to have been behind the 3 Jewish New Years murders

AmericanAntiSemites on May 9, 2015 at 8:18 pm

Update:

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev has been sentenced to death. 😀

Unfortunately, there will also be an automatic appeal that will “take a decade or more”. 🙁

http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/boston-bombing-trial/boston-bombing-trial-jury-reaches-verdict-penalty-phase-n359731

JeffE on May 15, 2015 at 4:58 pm

You have heard that it was said, an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. But I tell you not to resist an evil person. But whoever slaps you on your right cheek, turn the other to him also. If anyone wants to sue you and take away your tunic, let him have your cloak also. And whoever compels you to go one mile, go with him two. Give to him who asks you and from him who wants to borrow from you do not turn away. You have heard that it was said, you shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy. But I say to you, love your enemies, bless those who curse you, do good to those who hate you and pray for those who spitefully use you and persecute you. That you may be sons of your Father in heaven; for He makes His sun rise on the evil and on the good and sends rain on the just and on the unjust. For if you love those who love you, what reward have you? Do not even the tax collectors do the same? And if you greet your brethren only, what do you do more than others? Do not even the tax collectors do so? Therefore you shall be perfect, just as your Father in heaven is perfect.

Dw on May 20, 2015 at 8:22 pm

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