December 8, 2005, - 1:57 pm

New Coke Flavors Assailed By P.C. Food Police; Lawsuits Against “Big Soda”

By Debbie Schlussel
Right before Thanksgiving, we wrote about the terrible-tasting flavors of Jones Soda Holiday Pack.
But, we’re happy to report about some new flavors from Coca Cola that sound promising:
* Diet & Regular Black Cherry Vanilla Coke
* Coca-Cola Blak, which is coffee-flavored Coke (we can’t wait to try)
Unfortunately, Coca-Cola Blak, which won’t reach market until next year, is already being assaulted as “dangerous for kids” by the P.C. Food Police who apparently don’t believe in parental responsibility. There are already trial lawyers preparing lawsuits against “Big Soda,” including Coke and Pepsi and their bottlers.

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Coca Cola Black: Latest Victim of P.C. Food Police, Trial Lawyers?

We’re sure they add the new coffee Coke to it. “Coke adds life.” And to some sleazy trial lawyers’ (is there any other kind?) pockets, it may add undeserved gazillions.
Gone in 2006 are the underwhelming Diet and Regular Vanilla Coke and Diet Coke with Lemon. They need to save money for lawyers to defend stupid lawsuits.

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4 Responses

Diet coke with lemon was OK. They should have pulled the lime diet coke instead. I’ll keep 2 cans of Coke Zero cold in case you drop by for a drink, Debbie.

shleppy on December 8, 2005 at 7:45 pm

Gee, there are already a lot of “energy drink” caffeine bottles and cans out there. Starbucks is sold in the soft-drink aisle, too.
And please don’t send the FOod Police to New England (or parts of Florida), where coffee ice cream is a must-have. Or coffee milk, using syrup from Autocrat/Eclipse – the State Drink of Rhode Island.

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