September 24, 2019, - 11:58 am

Greta Thunberg: Attention-Whoring Drama Queen Needs to STFU

By Debbie Schlussel

 

 

 

 

 

Greta Thunberg: The Veruca Salt of Our Time

 

 

 

stfu

 

 

 




 

Spare me the holier-than-thou virtue signalling BS emanating from over the top drama queen, Greta Thunberg.  Could anyone be more annoying and full of crap? For the last week or so, the media has been fawning over the big nothing 16-year-old shrieking harpy, and it’s making me sick. 

Yesterday, it came to a loud, off-key crescendo, as media figures drooled over this very angry, unaccomplished, tool-ette’s speech before the U.N.  Barf.  Every time this ignoramusette opens her mouth, all I can hear is Veruca Salt–the spoiled girl in “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory,” who exhorts, “Daddy, Daddy, I want a golden ticket and I want it now!”  If this angry-bitch-in-development is a sign of the “hope” of the next generation, it’s time to give up hope.  G-d help us.  I know I’m supposed to coo over her like everyone else, but I’m not gonna.  The people doing that are intellectually dishonest.

“You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words,” she screeched.  PUH-LEEZE.  You know whose dreams and childhood were stolen?  Anne Frank.  And all of the children, some of them my relatives, who were sent to the Nazi gas chambers.  The children of the Rwandan massacre and the Armenian Holocaust.  The children of Communist China and Cuba who have no human rights and worry about eating a full meal.  The lost boys of Sudan.  The Yazidi girls who were raped and impregnated by ISIS.  That’s who. And this spoiled, European, entitled brat is whining about anyone stealing her dreams and childhood?  To use her own words, HOW. DARE. YOU. If there were really ever an example of White privilege, this chick is it.

Of course, I know as well as you that this girl is being operated like a puppet by adults who won’t get the same “AWWWWWW” response from the media.  She hasn’t a clue.  It’s the users–probably her parents and whatever pinata chock-full of leftist groups funding her baloney–who are running the show.  Regardless a nice glass of STFU juice is best prescribed for her freakish condition.  What a bitter girl.

Never trust anyone from Sweden who tells us how to live and whines and glares.  Much less one who is all of 16 and has never done a G-d-damned thing in her life to speak of. Much less one who pretends that her stupid boat trip from Europe was “zero carbon” and had no effect on the environment, when in fact her “eco-friendly” trip actually involved a crew who had to fly to New York on a gas-guzzling airplane in order to sail her impractical plastic toy boat home.  This chick is a fraud.  Period.

Um, isn’t Greta’s country, Sweden the place where the Jews of Malmo all had to leave because their fellow countrymen wouldn’t protect them from violent Muslim bigots repeating the deeds of the Nazis?  Why, yes, it is.  Isn’t it the country that declined to have spectators in the stand at Malmo when the Israeli Tennis Team competed in the Davis Cup, again because the Swedes are too wimpy to protect the Israelis from Muslim activists and Palestinian terrorists who threatened violence?  Same country that banned an Israeli airline for security “profiling” so its planes don’t get hijacked over by terrorists and used as bombs?  Same country that sold North Korea anti-American blue jeans?  Yup, same place.  Greta, go back to where you came from, and clean up your own dirty laundry.  And shut the hell up here.  We’re done listening.

I had to laugh when this eco-hacktivist lectured the United Nations about how she was “forced” to miss school in order to garner the spotlight and cameras she so obviously craves.  “I shouldn’t be up here. I should be back in school on the other side of the ocean.”  Um, did someone put a gun to her head to come here?  Nope.  She did this because she’s a teenage attention-whore and drama queen who wants to be famous.  Nothing more noble than that. Go back to school.  Nobody would miss you and your faux-outrage.  Nobody.

Here’s a tip, Greta:  when the Muslim extremists you’ve let into your country are done taking over, there will be a different type of climate change that you should have been concerned with, instead of this utter silliness.  Come see me when you have to wear a hijab–or better yet, on you, a niqab (the full-ninja face-veil)–and you have to submit to rape and torture at will.  Then, maybe you’ll have a point about someone stealing your childhood and dreams.  For now, it seems like you are acting like quite the child.  So nothing has been stolen here.

Even if climate change were real–and that’s a matter of debate–and if we humans caused it–and, again, that’s a matter of debate (see the Ice Age, etc.)–the fact is that the Western world, even if we all signed on to the various accords and did as we promised, would only lower the Earth’s average temperature by less than a single degree.  It won’t make a difference. 

And since the world’s biggest polluters and enviro-unfriendly countries are India and China, why the heck is she here?  Why is Greta Thunberg here, other than to be a Thun in our side because she’s a leftist America-hater?  If she went to China, they’d send her back or imprison her.  If she went to India, they’d laugh at her and no-one would pay her much attention.  She knows she’s got a lotta suckers here in America.  And they didn’t disappoint in their obsequiousness.

One other thing:  I happened to notice that Greta has very long hair.  How much energy does she use shampooing, rinsing, and perhaps blow-drying it?  More than the average person, for sure.  Time for her to get a buzz cut.  After all, we wouldn’t want her to contribute to the stealing of someone else’s childhood and dreams just so she can keep it long, which doesn’t much improve the looks of that disturbing, angry, dour, Veruca-Saltish face.  You know how much energy it takes to produce the shampoo for longer hair, to sterilize, run, and heat the water to rinse it, etc?  More than I am using.  Hey, maybe I should go to the U.N. and yell and scream and whine and then make a dirty face at Donald Trump (or my preference, Sultan Blackface Trudeau) over it.

Also, that long-sleeved hot pink shirt she wore.  How much energy in an Asian factory did it take to make her garments?  Why isn’t she wearing shorts and a tank top?  Just asking. 

On Friday, the media covered all these kids around the world following her lead and walking out of class to protest climate change.  But most of these kids just wanted an unearned recess and a chance to leave school.  And of the kids I heard who said they are afraid to grow up in this world, I had to laugh.  Again, talk to the ghost of Anne Frank about fearing the future.  Other kids said they don’t know if they want to have kids and bring them into this world.  To those kids, I say, you’re absolutely right.  You absolutely should not spawn any future generations.  Thanks for the Darwin-esque self-selection, kiddos.

Dear Greta, please do us all a favor.  Get back on your boat and go away.  And, if we’re lucky, get eaten by a shark. 

Those of us on this earth who still have common sense are more than willing to forgive the carbon emissions (fancy talk for farts) that come out of Jaws on the other end.

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24 Responses

I’m glad we’re not the only one turned off by this bitch. I believe most people would agree with us but are not about to admit it in public. I think most of this global warming trauma among teens is fake. I can’t be sure if she is fake or really that stupid to believe this crap. I don’t think we are the only one that sees her as a spoiled arrogant ignorant snot nosed brat looking for attention.

Jerry Doegen on September 26, 2019 at 2:27 pm

    I’m afraid I’m surrounded by people who are in awe. A picture was posted on FB of her meeting Obama (probably one of her handlers), and comments were all about Obama being in awe. Can you believe the garbage people are falling for? Yes, half the population are ready to sell out our countries. Of course, once that happens, that will be the last we will hear about climate change.

    Raymond of Canada on October 3, 2019 at 3:32 pm

I hear that “F*** You Greta” bumperstickers can be seen everywhere in Germany. She sure made an impression there.

Joe Engineer on September 26, 2019 at 3:50 pm

Thanks for saying all the things I was thinking, but didn’t say. I am glad you said it! Someone has to stop the pandering to the undereducated amongst us!

wendy on September 26, 2019 at 4:21 pm

…As opposed to the “spoiled arrogant ignorant snot nosed brat looking for attention” that you are? Be careful, YOUR ignorance is showing now. If you choose to hide your head in the sand and pretend there is no global warming, that is your choice and your opinion. It’s a shame you cannot disagree with someone and state your reason for doing so without resorting to this rant.

C Novak on September 27, 2019 at 2:03 am

    Yeah…
    I guess the 0 for 50 record of the enviro doomsday fear entrepreneurs should just be studiously ignored. This was never about anything other than a Left-wing power grab.

    Sorry that you’ve been duped.

    Red Ryder on October 9, 2019 at 9:02 am

I’m sure she does believe it. She is a child abuse victim, put up to this by her parents and handlers.

“How dare you?”

Red Ryder on September 27, 2019 at 1:29 pm

Agreed. The left is evil and so is Greta Thunberg.

Hillel on September 27, 2019 at 3:47 pm

I get a kick about how these “children” protesting have cell phones and chic clothing. Yeah… real carbon-neutral there.

Russ on September 28, 2019 at 9:05 pm

“Greta Thunberg is ‘mentally ill, being ‘weaponized’ | Ezra Levantn – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xs0LVBK1YQ

DSfan on September 29, 2019 at 2:20 pm

Will there be a tell all book reporting the abuse she suffered during this campaign? Thank you, Dr. Phil, for the question posing as a statement meme. Let us not continue to fall for public relations stunts like hers.

Thanks!

80's music fan on September 29, 2019 at 4:33 pm

“Greta was launched to fame by the Swedish startup We Do not Have Time, whose founder is Ingmar Rentzsog, a member of Al Gore’s Climate Reality Organization Leaders”

https://www.climatedepot.com/2019/03/16/analysis-the-manufacturing-of-teen-climate-activist-greta-thunberg/

be hurT*ng tarGet on September 29, 2019 at 10:11 pm

If you have a second… What are your thoughts on Greta Thunberg? She has been setting all these old greedy bastards straight hasn’t she? What a wonderful little girl! We couldn’t stop climate change without her. 🙂

Wayne Canterbury on September 30, 2019 at 12:26 am

Greta Thunberg is the new David Hogg. The left is borrowing from the Hamas playbook. They put children in harm’s way so that if Hamas is attacked in response to their own terrorism, and the children are subsequently victimized, then they can blame the defenders of civilization and paint them as the “bad guys.”

Ralph Adamo on September 30, 2019 at 1:34 pm

She looks like a girl in a horror flick, like “The Conjuring” or “Annabelle.”

Seek on September 30, 2019 at 2:22 pm

The little whore actually said that only Islam has the answers to world problems. Maybe she should move to Pakistan, where the child-brothels put a premium on young, blond, Scandinavian girls.

Peter Kelly on October 1, 2019 at 2:12 am

Her Aspers explains a lot of her behavior.

Josh on October 1, 2019 at 4:05 pm

Thank you so much Debbie for posting what I’ve been thinking about that fool Thunberg from the jump. There are some Black Conservatives that I watch on You Tube that basically said what you did. They just didn’t have your unique take on it. Guess who also are big fans of Thunberg. Hillary the PIAPS Clinton and her dimwitted daughter Chelsea. I made the mistake of watching Colbert with them as guests. They were hawking some book that no one will buy and he asked them who is a powerful woman that you can think of. To applause from the dopey audience both cackling harpies said Greta Thunberg. Truly pathetic.

Ken B on October 2, 2019 at 11:31 am

I’ve been saying that she’s a dumb brainwashed slut since forever! How the left makes these whacko mindfucked robots is another topic, it reminds me of Christine Bangme Ford. They’re all MK’d….

Kali Yuga on October 4, 2019 at 1:51 am

Perfect analogy by DS, and apparently both the girl’s parents are professional(?) actors, as is she.

waynesteapartyworld on October 4, 2019 at 7:20 am

No Kidding. This ignorant self entitled little brat is absolutely disgusting. I don’t think she’s acting, I believe she is a sickening little narcissist. And she’s only getting paid a million dollars per week.

Don on October 4, 2019 at 7:02 pm

Her leftist handlers, and there are Soros-funded handlers, seem to think the Greta spectacle will help their cause. I’m guessing the opposite is true.

Adam on October 8, 2019 at 9:31 am

Log in problems for a couple weeks or so. My initial take was that she is severely autistic and has been used and abused by the people who put her in this position. I have paid no attention to her since the initial rant she gave.

This is a complete nothing. There was a lady whose son died in the Iraq war, Cindy something. The left used her up and dropped her. Just another useful idiot, this poor Thunberg kid.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on October 9, 2019 at 7:46 pm

Bitch bye she’s literally fighting for her future and yours too so how bout you down a nice glass of stfu

Elise on October 9, 2019 at 11:05 pm

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