Debbie Schlussel: Spot-On Worst Bluffer Award: Slick Willie (& Abu Moskowitz, Too)

By Debbie Schlussel

According to Detroit Free Press' John Smyntek, Bill Clinton was voted "Worst Bluffer of All Time" in a survey of 18,000 players at CasinoFortune.com. Just a guess, but Worst Bluff: "I did not have sex with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky . . . ."

My 2nd Place Award for Worst Bluffers: "Former" PFLP terrorist and FBI award revokee Imad Hamad and all the radical Islamic groups, throughout America and the rest of the world (including terror groups Hezbollah and HAMAS), condemning the 7/7 London and assorted other Islamic terrorist attacks.

Or Hamad's buddy, Detroit Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Special Agent in Charge Brian Moskowitz a/k/a Abu Moskowitz, whose lame bluff e-mail message is posted here. He claimed, in defending his refusal to discuss his questionable behavior--including a close relationship with "former" terrorist Hamad, "my only motivation would be to do what is in the best interests of law enforcement, the public, and the agency." Right. This was right after his press guy, Greg Palmore, told me the real, uncensored reason--that "it won't enhance [Abu] Moskowitz's career."

(Donald Trump won best bluffer, FYI. Feel free to post other nominations for best and worst bluffer.)

Posted by Debbie on July 14, 2005 02:06 PM to Debbie Schlussel