Debbie Schlussel: Let the Pot-Smoking Begin . . . . .

By Debbie Schlussel

Fire up the bongs. Someone tell the chef to make extra food for away games. I hear someone gets really hungry after his "holistic medicine." He's baaaaaaaaaaaack! In a highly questionable move, Ricky Williams, the NFL's Most Valuable Toker, was allowed to return to the Miami Dolphin team he abandoned for an exciting life of spliffing. Only in the NFL.

Why is he returning? Hint: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ 'Nuff said.

In a related story, the Miami Dolphins have adopted this as the new team insignia. They said the old one reminded them too much of the transsexual Miami Dolphin in that Jim Carrey movie. Laces out!

Posted by Debbie on July 26, 2005 04:35 PM to Debbie Schlussel