Debbie Schlussel: Overheard at King Fahd's Funeral: A Caption Contest

By Debbie Schlussel

Look at these three Muslim leaders yukking it up Bill-Clinton-at-Ron-Brown's-funeral-style at Saudi King Fahd's funeral. For those of you who don't know who these guys are, they are (from left to right) Iraqi President Jalal Talibani (a Kurd who is okay), Palestinian Terrorist-in-Chief Mahmoud Abbas a/k/a Abu Mazen, and Afghani leader Hamid Karzai.

Abbas: "Whose is bigger--mine or the Zionist American pigs'?" Talibani: "No contest. America, by infinite inches." Karzai: "Damn! Where's my microscope when I really need it? You can forget about those 72 dark-eyed virgins."
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"So THAT'S where the stupid American Infidels' tax money went--surgical 'enhancement' for Abu Mazen and Viagra for other impotent Palestinians."
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Talibani: "Abbas has Abu Moskowitz sitting in his lap. Whom do you have, Karzai?"
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Talibani: "Nice outfit, Hamid. Abu Mazen prefers belts, like this exploding one."
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Talibani: "But Yasser said it was 15 inches." Karzai: "And we can barely see one inch."
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Talibani: "Hear that, Hamid? Mahmoud says his favorite song is that one by "The Weathergirls."

What do you think should be the caption? My choices are posted above. Interested in your nominations.

Posted by Debbie on August 3, 2005 02:23 PM to Debbie Schlussel