Debbie Schlussel: Flabulous Filmmaker Michael Moore Joins Fat Camp
By Debbie Schlussel
Michael Moore has joined the Pritikin Spa to lose weight. The problem is that weight loss programs at the $3,800 a week spa only target bodily fat, not fat occupying the cerebral cortex. Poor Michael Moore.
In related news, watch for "Flabbenheit 9/11," Michael Moore's new investigative movie about Pritikin's ties to the Saudis, Bin Laden, the Carlyle Group, Bally's, the candy industry, high fructose corn syrup, dentists, Britney Spears, FOX News Channel, and the tooth fairy. Learn how, together, they have conspired to make Americans like him fat, forcing them to spend big bucks to take it off.
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Posted by Debbie on August 25, 2005 04:38 PM to Debbie Schlussel